Hokay, here's what I've decided to do. I'm gonna start writing an adventure, stopping at key points. At these points, the next post down gets to choose what the character does next using [b]a maximum of three words.[/b] I will then write the next section of the story based off those three words. I will begin now.
[highlight]1[/highlight]
You wake up in a daze. You hear a constant deafening roar beating against your eardrums from all directions. Pondering the source of this noise, you look around you.
There is nothing around you. You are freefalling from an extremely high altitude. You watch in horror as the ground slowly approaches.
[b]what do you do?[/b]
I stand up
i sit down
[highlight]2[/highlight]
With seemingly no other options, you reposition yourself in the air so that you are in the standing position. To your surprise, it does nothing.
You are still in freefall. The ground is becoming more and more insistent that you land upon it.
[b]What do you do[/b]
i stand up
[highlight]3[/highlight]
Although you are already standing, you try your best to stand even more.
You fail. The ground is now mere seconds from hitting you.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
Break my nose.
I sit down
Adopt fetal position
[highlight]4[/highlight]
You tilt your body downwards and stretch your face towards the ground. You are rapidly approaching a busy highway. The road is now inches away from your face.
Smack!
You break your nose on the pavement. You also break your skull, neck, back, and 23 other bones in your body.
You are also dead.
[b]You go back in time to try again[/b]
You are now falling through the air in the standing position once again.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
masturbate
Go Fetus Position
[highlight]5[/highlight]
You decide that, since these are your last moments alive, you will enjoy them to the fullest.
You masturbate furiously.
The ground draws nearer.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
cum onto the road, to support your fall
[highlight]6[/highlight]
You unleash your load towards the ground. It flies forward for a second, but then gets caught by the wind and splatters all over your face.
Looking on the bright side, you hope it might cushion your fall. The pavement looks inviting.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
Pray to God
kill the children
[highlight]7[/highlight]
You clasp your hands together and begin to pray.
Unfortunately, the ground reaches you before you can say anything.
The cum on your face saves you from breaking your nose, but 26 other bones in your body break in quick unison, and you die once again.
[b]You go back in time to try once more[/b]
You are freefalling with male essence slowly drying into a caked mess on your face.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
Drink Pocket Beer
[highlight]8[/highlight]
You remember you may have a beer in your pocket. You desperately reach into your pants and pull out the beer. You quickly open it and drink it as well as you can while you fall towards the ground. It tastes a bit salty mixed with the cum on your face, but it is good nonetheless.
You notice a Redbull is also in your pants pocket. [i]Doesn't it give you wings?[/i]
[b]What do you do?[/b]
fuck the redbull
Drink The Redbull
[highlight]9[/highlight]
You stick your penis into the opening of the can of redbull. The sharp metallic rim of the can slices into your foreskin, and you cry out in agony.
The highway is still getting closer.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
drink whats left
[highlight]10[/highlight]
You look into the can that your own dick was just in. The rim is crusted over with blood and semen. A fragment of your penis skin is hanging off the cap. There is a pube stuck onto the side.
You chug what's left in the can.
You feel a strange sensation erupting from your shoulder blades. It seems to be working!
You wait a moment for the wings to sprout out from your back.
Then, suddenly, nothing happens.
You are still falling.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
Dance Like MJ
[highlight]11[/highlight]
You desperately need to create some air resistance.
You dance to the nonexistent tune of "Thriller" in your head. Walking back and forth in the air with your arms reached up like claws, you create a minimal amount of air resistance.
You slow your fall by one meter a second.
You are now traveling at only 54 m/s.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
Flap your wings.
Curl your hair with the fingers, bite the curls off and use them as springs on your feet so you don't get hurt.
Remove your pants.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.
