OK, I'll start.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell her to find the corner of a round room.
How does she confuse you?
She tells' you she found it.
Lets go people!
OP is blonde.
Dam i can't remember
A Blonde climbs over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.
This is real:
"Just tell me honestly, straight yes or no answer, ok?"
"Ok"
"Why do men laugh at blondes?"
"Yes."
Why did the blonde stop using the pill? Because it kept falling out.
What is the blonde's favorite potato chip? Free-to-lay (Frito Lay).
What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? They both have black roots.
Why can't blondes make ice cubes. They don't know the recipe.
Why does blondes need to be buried in triangle-shaped coffins?
Because, when the light goes out, they instantly spread their legs :smug:
What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?
Pregnant.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
The blonde finishes her sucking.
What should you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull out the pin and throw it back.
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Arr :ninja:'d
ok so a blond goes into a barber shop to get her hair cut and has ear phones on. the barber tells her to take them off, she says that she cant live without them he then takes the ear phones off of her and starts to cut her hair shortly afterwords she dies. What were the ear phones saying
Breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out...
All Americans are blond
Blonds open the milk at the shop because it says "OPEN HERE".
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