In this thread COD is real war - General

What would it be like if COD would be real war? People would throw their tomahawks randomly in the air and if you get shot in the head you go into last stand, and if you kill 5 people you get predator missle. Go on.

Half my face was destroyed by a .50 cal. rifle, and I am fine and dandy. How is your day?

[QUOTE=Crash15;34707204]Half my face was destroyed by a .50 cal. rifle, and I am fine and dandy. How is your day?[/QUOTE] I just got shot in the face too, but with an RPG and I just got little strawberry jelly. :) Best day of my life.

[QUOTE=JUOPPO;34707267]I just got shot in the face too, but with an RPG and I just got little strawberry jelly. :) Best day of my life.[/QUOTE] Oh man, just an rpg? Dude! I got hit with a damn 105mm cannon and I got barely any jelly to put on toast!

I survived a nuke because I opened up the laptop to shoot a predator missile.

what the fuck there's ketchup all over my face, arghhh get it off :v:

[QUOTE=Chrispy_645;34707531]what the fuck there's ketchup all over my face, arghhh get it off :v:[/QUOTE] Ketchup? Dafuq? This isn't Battlefield. Welp, just had all my limbs blown off, but don't matter, I'm in last stand!

im gon go to quickscopen school see u guise.

I got shot many times, but I regenerate health so Im back to running around and shooting back

I am such an amazing soldier, I can carry around a 40lb sniper rifle, all day long, perfectly straight ready to fire!

The minimum enlistment age is now 8 years old. Also the entire team is on the same radio frequency. May god have mercy on us all.

I'm a superhuman. I can run and jump around all day without getting tired, my wounds automatically heal within seconds, after I kill three people in succession I get my own fucking radar and after five I can make a missile fall from the sky. If I do die, I reanimate barely a few sections later to kick more ass. I can stab people in the foot and they'll die instantly, but someone can shoot a bullet from a .50 through me and all that will happen is some strawberry jam gets in my eyes. Fuck being a superhuman (or just a normal soldier as is war in Call of Duty), I'm a fucking god. [b]But no matter what, I cannot ever hold more than two guns at a time[/b].

Im a cod blub blub

I jumped through a glass window out of a 3 story building and onto my chest with all the glass fragments now stuck in my face and lungs, not to mention my broken ribs!

When you are at war you got to be carefull that enemies might spawn behind you.

These Guerillas keep camping and knifing us!

I single-handedly killed 25 people, our forces are clearly winning the battle, but command decides "Fuck it" and drops a nuke on us.

Hello, my name is XXxxxXxxx1337xxxXQuickSnipz!!11Xxxx, and i fap to sniper kills, and attempt to spin around and shoot people without even using my scope. I like to call this tickshotting

[B]I CAN SEE YOUR CLAYMORES![/B]

RANK UP! MASTER SERGEANT SHOOTER PERSON

360 no-scope all day long

I got shot once, everything I saw was all bloody and red. But it's all good now, it's like I was never shot at all!

Tactical nuke inbound, it's over !

I'm gonna jump off a ledge, spin 360 degrees and blindly fire my rifle and hit someone square in the forehead. Now [I]that's[/I] marksmanship! All the while carrying a Javelin and a portable mini-gun turret in my backpack. [editline]15th February 2012[/editline] Also, if the enemies wield weaponry that I deem unfair, I will yell that they're cocksucking faggotnazis, and they should "L3aRn-2-Pl4y" [editline]15th February 2012[/editline] I'm carrying around a magical claymore that emits laser beams to alert others of its presence.

Yes! I killed five enemy soldiers! Now the seargent gives me permission to use an attack helicopter that would of been more useful 10 minutes ago!

I can sprint at the same pace infinitely, cancel out any damage sustained from long falls, and operate my gun at super-human speed. I learned all this at Magical-super-elite-soldier-S.W.A.T.-tactical-nuke-ninja-academy.

[B]U.S.A IS DOMINATE, I AM CRYING TEARS[/B]

All weapons ever are actually rail-gun prototypes, because all bullets impact instantly and fly in a perfect straight line, regardless of gravity, distance, or air-friction.

We equip our soldiers with weapons that were only ever prototypes or limited models and use an anti-tank weapon system as a mortar and SAM!

Everyone with Saudi-Arabian/Russian citizenship is either A) a dangerous terrorist with the key to a nuclear warhead, B) a rebel opposing said terrorist or C) an informant for Special Air Service posing as A) [editline]15th February 2012[/editline] Also, WA-2000's were widely deployed in the war of Vietnam, despite only being produced as a prototype ...Twenty years later. :downs: [editline]15th February 2012[/editline] I love this thread.