I'm not great with descriptions so here's an example
1. when was the first time you [B]Played on a computer[/B]
2. 5
When was the first time you [B]Ate a banana[/B]
and so on
I've never eaten a banana before, true fact.
When was the last time you played a Steam Game?
Yesterday
When was the last time you had sex?
if fapping counts, yesterday afternoon.
last time you said something?
Thanks for asking!
When was the first time you had an orgasm?
Just now.
What was the last food you ate
a cream cracker
first time you watched furry p0rn
Never, thats wrong.
What was the First thing you saw today
the cieling
what was the first animal you fucked today
MY WIFE! *ba doom tish*
actually, nothing. I'm not sick.
What was the first thing you ever did?
Coming out of my mother's vagina?
When was the first time you you broke a bone?
Never, I'm lucky
When was the first time you looked at pr0nz?
Oh Gholly! Err... 8-10years?
When did you first drink Coca Cola?
A looooooong time ago...
When was the first time you stuck something up your ass?
Never.
When was the last time you fucked your mother?
13 years ago. And I'm 13.
When was the first time you bumped an old-ass thread?
Never
When was The First Time You Played Left 4 Dead
When the demo was released, ah good times... I got the full game last week and I've only played it once though :crying:
First time you killed something?
15 years ago.
When was the first time you got punched in the face?
Never
When was the first time u posted on facepunch
June 2008
ALSO 2000 POSTS! FUCK YEAH!
[QUOTE=KillerTele;17874700]June 2008
ALSO 2000 POSTS! FUCK YEAH![/QUOTE]
Cool!
fukt a chik
Several years later, probably
Last time you came?
10 minutes ago :smug:
Ate a chocolate bar.
A week ago?
Played TF2?
70 years ago
when was the first time you blinked
When I installed it on the old family PC (its my sisters now).
Used a TV?
porn
when was the first time you took a shit
when i took a shit
what was the first time you fuk ass
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