An omegle adventure is simply this: You start it off with an opening like ">You Are Santa-Claus. What do you do?"
If all goes well, It will look like this:
[QUOTE]You: >You are Santa-Claus, What do you do?
Stranger: I deliver presents EARLY!
You: You fly off to give all the good children prese-OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD YOUVE BEEN HIT
Stranger: :O
You: You are currently held in a military strongokd for flying without a permit. Some tou-[/QUOTE]
Ill start it off.
[B]SO MUCH WIN[/B]
[QUOTE]SO MUCH WIN
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: >You are a WIZARD. You can do ANYTHING. What do you do?
Stranger: How's it going?
You: Good
Stranger: Convert dirt into food and water.
You: ALL the dirt?
Stranger: and pollution :D
Stranger: not all
Stranger: the useless stuff
You: >You succesfully turn all Useless piles of dirt into FRUITS and VEGETABLES.
You: >And WATER.
You: >Oh and since POLLUTION IS EVERYWHERE IN THE SKY there is a GIANT RAIN OF WATER FRUIT AND VEGETABLES FALLING.
You: >Everyone is screaming
You: >What do you do?
Stranger: hmm
You: is typing...
Stranger: covert the sky food and water back into pollution, BUT give the polltion a heaver mass so it falls towards the ground
Stranger: then give citys people and others air bubbles
Stranger: when it's on the ground I savely turn it into food and water
You: >YOU DO THIS. Now citys are encased in AIR BUBBLES to PROTECT THEM. The pollution harnlessy touches the ground, Then becoming FOOD and WATER.
You: >The Sea level also rises 1 Foot
You: >Because of all that water
You: *Cough*
Stranger: I then take old wasted metals in garbage dumps, clean out the dirt and bad things, and use the metal to build walls agenst the higher sea levels for lower level citys
You: >YOU ARE NOW THE MOST RESPECTED PERSON IN THE HISTORY OF THE PLANET.
You: >EVERYONE LOVES YOU
Stranger: YEAH!!! :D
You: >ALL THE BABES ARE SWARMING YOU
Stranger: AWESOME!!!
You: >YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKING WIZARD, THE MOST BADASS SCIENCE-FICTION EVER CREATED.
You: >NOW WHAT DO YOU DO?
Stranger: In-slave the human race, and build a magic kingdom. Then wipe the memories of freedom from everyones minds
Stranger: Muahahahaha
You: >YOU ARE NOW THE MOST DISRESPECTD OF ALL. OH WAIT NOT ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU WIPED THERE MEMORIES.
You: >muahahahahaha
Stranger: That'll teach them about politics.
Stranger: :D
You: ;)
You: >What do you do KINDGDOM RULER GUY
Stranger: Hummmmm....
You: >EVERYONE WILL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT
You: >AND YOU HAVE MAGIC
You: >WHICH IS LIKE
You: >BETTER THAN PEOPLE
Stranger: Save the earth: Check! In-salve humans: Check! Make a kingdom: Check! Wipe memories: Check!
Stranger: NEVER ENDING MAGIC PARTY!!!! WOOOOO
You: >YOU DANCE ABOUT WITH A
You: >Wait shit
You: Hold on...
You: >YOU HOST THE NEVER-ENDING MAGIC PARTY, WHICH IS LIKE AN ACID TRIP TO THE POWER OF 10
You: >BABES IN NIGH-INVISIBLE CLOTHING SWARM YOU,LOUD MUSIC PLAYS, LOT OF FUCKING LIGHTS
You: >DREAM COME TRUE
You: >One infinity Later . . .
You: >OK so maybe not a NEVER-ENDING party but a fucking long one
You: >All your minions are too tired to work
Stranger: So I give them a redbull!!!
Stranger: :D
You: >THEY GOTZ WINGS
You: >CUZ ITS MAGICY TOWN
Stranger: I then chop them off
Stranger: I'm a bummer, of a king.
Stranger: :D
You: >Good because some might use them to escape
You: >Now thet are fully energized
You: *THEY are fully energized
You: Spelling Fail
Stranger: Lol *uses magic to forget spelling fail*
You: C:
Stranger: :D
You: >You sit in your throne, Being cooled by your WOMEN SLAVES. Remember, EVERYONE will do anything For you AND you can do ANYTHING!
You: >Just dont piss God Off.
You: >Lol jk
You: >What do you do?
Stranger: Humm...
Stranger: Save the earth: Check! In-salve humans: Check! Make a kingdom: Check! Wipe memories: Check! Never ending part: Check! Redbull: Check!
Stranger: Now it's time...
Stranger: To play God.
Stranger: *use magic to take a DNA strain*
Stranger: *finds a near by planet*
You: Aaaaaaand.....
Stranger: *Converts it's atmosphere into breathable air and drinkable water with warm climit*
Stranger: *plants the seed*
Stranger: Now to watch it grow :D
You: >YOU have sucxesfully DONE ALL THOSE THINGS IM TOO LAZY TO DIALOUGE. The Seed will take MANY MILLENNIA to grow into a full blown race.
You: >Shall i Skip ahead to a civvilization?
Stranger: Sure!
Stranger: While having a Skip to the civilization party!
You: >A BASIC TRIBE sits on the Planet, They do not HAVE A RELIGION.
You: >Time to GIVE THEM ONE, By GIFTS or BY TERROR?
Stranger: Humm...
You: >And you must specify the Gift/Terror
Stranger: I like to get my pray to like me, so lets go with gift!
You: >What shall you Send/Do?
Stranger: A garden!
Stranger: But
Stranger: They can't eat from one tree!
Stranger: It'll make them bad
You: >You gift them a GARDEN, and tell them to eat from ALL BUT ONE TREE.
You: >They celebrate by a feast
You: >Meanwhile, A WOMAN is sneaking away from the tribe, and heading towards the FORBIDDEN TREE
You: >*GASP*
You: >What will you do?
Stranger: I stand and watch! Will this animal disobia me?!
You: >She runs towards the tree, AAAAAAAAAND.....
You: >*Drumroll*
You: >DOES bite a Fruit! She was born with MENTAL RETARDATION
You: >What shall you do?
Stranger: I come in a form of a hallucination from her eating the poisoned fruit! "You will die!!! I banish you and your boyfriend from the garden!!! You will not live over a hundred and seven!!!
Stranger: Oops forgot end quotation
Stranger: xD
You: >(Lol what boyfriend) She, Being RETARDED, Just starts Screaming like an idiot
You: >She is THROWN by a mysterious force OUT OF THE GARDEN, And is BLOCKED BY A KYSTERIOUS FORCE from REENTERING
You: *MYSTERIOUS FORCE
Stranger: I now wan't a son!
Stranger: But make it a thousand years later
You: >A THOUSAND YEARS LATER....
You: >PEOPLE LIVE HAPOY WITH HOUSES AND SHIPS AND RELATIVELY STABLE GUNS
You: >You Decide you WANT A SON, What shall his Name be?
Stranger: Jesusy
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: Put him in a virgin too, that'll make people wonder.
You: >Your son, JESUSY, Has been put inside a nornal human woma-Well ok NOT NORMAL, She wears very skimpy outfits and is probably not fit to be a mother.
You: >BUT ANYWAY
You: >One day she gives birth in an OLD FARM EXCEPT SHE DOESEN HAVE A HUSBAND
You: >AND NO ONE KNOWS SHES DOING IT SO SHE DOESENT HAVE HELP
Stranger: Btw is her mother brittney spears? XDDDD (inside joke)
You: >BUT SHE PULLS THROUGH AND THATS OK THEN SHE SETS JESUSY ON A HAY BALE.
Stranger: (his*)
You: (Nope)
You: >OH YEAH DID I MENTION JESUSY HAS A FLOATING STAR ABOVE HIM, NOT SOME HALO OR SOME STUPID SHIT.
You: (Presses Caps-Lock)
You: ( D: )
You: (Shoudnt have kept it on)
Stranger: (LOL)
Stranger: I then come to Umm...
Stranger: (What's her name)
You: (A...
You: (Hmm...)
You: (Well shes obviously a Slut....)
You: (KRISTINE)
You: (FOR NO REASON)
You: (I suck Hard at coming up with names but Kristine is pretty good o3o)
You: (Not that its an oroginal name)
Stranger: KIRSTINE! in a form of a face in a puddle of blood, "YO DOG, WUS UP!? I GIVE U MA BABY, FO THE SHIZZ!!"
You: >In the puddle od blood, A face Contorts that wants her baby. She begins to RUN AWAY SCREAMING
You: (WAIT I READ THAT WRONG)
You: (EITHER WAY SHE RUNS AWAY SCREAMING)
Stranger: "YO; DOG!!! WHAR U GONG? MAH BABIE!! DOG!!!"
You: >"HELP ME THERE IS A PUDDLE OF BLOOD THAT SAYS MY NEWBORN IS HIS!!!"
You: >Everyone else: "…"
Stranger: (LOL)
You: (Well do something to further the story :3)
Stranger: "Umm, pie anyone?"
You: >Everyone Else: "KILL IT! IT IS THE AGENT OF THE DEVIL!"
Stranger: "BUT I HAVE PIE!!! Now MAH BABIE IS SON OF CREATER!!! Don't kill him or shove him in a cave!!"
You: >"WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOU"
You: >Everyone: JUMP ON THE PUDDLE
You: >"DIIIIIIEEEEEE"
Stranger: "STO-BLUGR!! KNO-BlorgH!"
Stranger: Now that we have left them with Jususy! fast forword a thousand years!!!
You: >Fwoosh
You: >Catapults, Castles, Kingdoms
You: >What do you do?
Stranger: (LOL they had guns before???)
You: (Wait wh-FFFFFF
You: >Scratch That, Brick Houses, Superior Weapons, African Slaves
You: >What do you do?
Stranger: Hmm... What happend to Jususy a thousand years ago?
Stranger: (Heheheeh)
You: >Didnt you say to go forward?
You: (Um)
Stranger: (What happend to him did he die a virgin?)
You: (They killed him because HE HAD A FUCKING STAR ABOVE HIM)
You: (Dun Dun Duuuuuuun)
You: (JK, He had LOADS OF SEX)
You: (OBVIOUSLY he ISNT LIKE JESUS)
You: (IN ANY WAY)
Stranger: (I am proud of my son)
You: (I shed a manly tear at how awesome this adenture is)
You: >What do you do?
Stranger: Does any one believe in me?
You: >They are drifting away, Now only few talk about you
Stranger: OK! Now BURN THE KINGDOMS THAT RUN FREE AND HAVE FUN!!!
Stranger: Also I'm putting this in my book called "The babble"
You: >THE BABBLE mysteriously appears one day. It is strange, But people BELIEVE AGAIN.
You: >AND THEY ALSO BELIEVE IN MASS PRODUCING IT FOR PROFIT
You: >But thet have to do it the old fashioned way; With A Quill Pen and a PIECE OF PAPER
Stranger: :D
Stranger: Alright now lets go ahead another thousand years :D
You: >Near-Modern Times. WORLD WAR ONE breaks out.
You: >THE BABBLE IS STILL CHERISHED TO THIS DAY
You: >43% OF ALL AMERICANS BELIEVE IN YOU
You: >What do you do?
Stranger: Humm...
You: >WAIT NOT AMERICANS
You: >I MEAN THE CORIONS
You: > 0_0
Stranger: 0_0
You: >THIS ISNT EARTH YOU KNOW
Stranger: (OH YEAH)
You: >What do you do?
Stranger: Humm...
Stranger: Is there any people how beleve in me fighting?
You: >Yes, Exactly 73% OF THE CORIONS AT WAR BELIEVE IN YOU
Stranger: OK they win 70% of battles
Stranger: Just enough to make them strong and cocky but stupid and depend on others.
You: >A Strong Push is made. A Pivital Push in the inevitable Victory. Some say its luck, Others Strength, Most say, It is GOGS DOING.
You: >Every so often they lose, But nothing short of a miracle, They win NEARLY EVERY BATTLE
You: >WDYD? (What do you do?)
Stranger: Lets go a hundred years later
You: IT IS NOW THE YEAR 2010
You: ;D
Stranger: xD
You: >Some believe in TWO YEARS the world will end
You: >OTHER THINK that thats RIDICULOUS
You: >Scientists are making peopke NOT BELIEVE IN YOU with there FANCY SMANCY SEINCE BULLSHIT
Stranger: Lets get another outbreak of H2N2 you know, there last years killer
You: >18% OF THE POPULATION BELIEVE IN YOU
You: >MmK
Stranger: Target people who don't beleve
Stranger: :D
You: (I seriously just fell out of my chair)
You: >Everyone who DOESENT BELIEVE MYSTERIOUSLY CATCHES IT.
Stranger: 52% DIES!!!
You: >OH MAG GOD HALF THE POPULATION DIES
Stranger: I am evil
Stranger: :D
Stranger: ok maybe 30%
You: Muahahaha
You: Ok 30%
You: >The Year is now 2011
Stranger: How many beleve?
You: >40%
Stranger: need more!!!!!!
Stranger: Kill the cows
Stranger: 64%
Stranger: >;D
You: >64% Of all cows Die on the spot!
You: >Believers: %34
Stranger: Crap
Stranger: that didnt work as well as I thought
You: >I dont think they respond to Evil Stuff v(o3o)v
Stranger: Bring back all of them!!! from the dead!!!
You: >ZOMBIE COWS BEGIN ATTACKING THE POPULATION!
You: >The year is now 2012
Stranger: (ahahahahahaha)
You: >Believers: 7%
Stranger: Crap
Stranger: Fog around the citys!
You: >FOG TO MAKE SPOTTING ZOMB COWS WITH SNIPES HARDER
Stranger: December 21st (random date ;) )
You: >Ok whatevs
You: >Its now Dec 21st
Stranger: All the cows disaper!
You: >ALL THE COWS VANISH
Stranger: Lights comes from the sky
You: >Believers: 9%
You: >Lights begin shining
You: >FROM DA SKY
Stranger: A bright blob comes toward the sky to the grund
You: >A BRIGHT BLOB FLYS DOWN TO THE GROUND
Stranger: " It is I !!!"
You: >Believers: 64%
Stranger: "Your creater!"
You: >Believers: UNLIMITED
You: >EVERYONE BEGINS CHEERING
Stranger: "I am sorry! for the *Blah blah blah* and the *blah blah blah*!!!"
You: >Believers: 99.9999999
You: >EVERYONE FORGIVES except for one military sniper aiming for the head
Stranger: OH NOES!!!
You: YOU IZNT INVINZIBLE YOU JUZT A WEEZARD
You: (lol)
Stranger: (LOL)
Stranger: ABORT ABORT ABORT!!!
You: …
You: Abort HOW?
You: Fly away?
You: Take away his weapon?
You: :3
You: Go back into heaven?
Stranger: I thought by now he would have killed me...
Stranger: Guese not..
You: PATOOO
You: OH WAIT NEVER MIND HE DID
You: >WEEZADD TEK LEVL InFINTY: REVIVE
You: >You come Back to Life thanks to a SPELL YOU LEARNED
You: >EVERYONE is Shocked
Stranger: Humm... I wonder what they think of me now
You: >Pretty much everyone thinks SOMETHING ISNT RIGHT HERE
You: >THIS SHIT ISNT NORMAL
You: >SOMETHINS GOIN DOWN
You: >And Blah Blah Blah
Stranger: How you gonnah call?
Stranger: Who*
You: GHOST BUSTAS
Stranger: YEAHHH
You: Wat
You: >Id imagine YOU would have noticed the sniper?
Stranger: Humm...
You: >Since he shot you
Stranger: I don't know what death is like...
Stranger: so KILL HIM
Stranger: THEN MAKE HIM LIVE THEN KILL HIM AGAIN
Stranger: REPEAT IS NECESSARY
You: >You proceed to Vaporize the sniper, Then make him live, And repeat.
You: >You basically make it an automatic Reoeat Seauence
You: >Ok now these peiome are just STARING
You: >You better do something to win there hearts
Stranger: FREE CANDY!!!
You: >"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY"
You: >EVERYONE CHEERS
Stranger: Belevers?
You: >Believers: EVERYONE ALL THE TIME
Stranger: Lets go ahead another thousand years!!! XD
You: >You go ahead 1 Thousand years. The sky is Green, The world is blank and rought with pollution. Did you ever undo the destruction the Zonbie cows caused?
Stranger: Um...
You: >People all lay there, Barely moving. Some stay alive by licking up the dirty ouddles for nutrients.
Stranger: Any humans left?
You: >A few
You: *Dirty PUDDLES
Stranger: Give them a thingy that filters the pollution from anything!!! including air!!
You: >You do that. Sadly, They acknowledge it but cannot hope to muster up the power to move.
Stranger: I think it's time for another:
Stranger: REDBULL!!!
You: >You give them all rebull cans. They try to open it, But cant even move there hands.
You: (Dude, Its getting late. I cant keep this uo much longer.)
You: (Its 1:36 AM for me)
Stranger: (yeah xDDD It's been like 3 hours?
You: (Lets hurry this up DX)
Stranger: (It's 10:35 pm for me
You: ._.
You: (Lucky)
You: >What do you do?
Stranger: Okay so I put it in there bodys they use it to clean up, thousand years later find earth rise agenst me kill me and all live happyly ever after
Stranger: (hehehe)
You: >This also results in the soecies all having wings
You: (THAT MAKES STRIP CLUBS THE BEST)
Stranger: (LOL WTF?)
You: (H3H3H3)
You: (Im jokin)
You: (But still)
Stranger: (lol)
You: ( ;) )
Stranger: This conversation was a win
You: A major win.
Stranger: haha xD
You: For the love of god SAVE THIS AS A TEXT DOCUMENT
You: >I SHALL DO THE SAME
Stranger: I WILL!!!
You: Fare Well!
Stranger: Fare well!!!
You: Wait
You: What
You: Nevermind
You: XD
Stranger: xD
You: Bye
Stranger: Awesome talking with ya
You: Same Here. (I am seriously pressing the disconnect button so if you want to say something SAY IT NOW)
Stranger: PIE
You: LOLOL
You have disconnected.
[/QUOTE]
Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: OH GOD
You: I'M THRUSTING INSIDE OF YOU
Stranger: 15 m us, horny
You: baaaawwwwwwww
You: have fun bro
[editline]28th October 2010[/editline]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: >You are a WIZARD. You can do ANYTHING. What do you do?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: I want a pet polar bear!
Stranger: named Xavier
You: Your wish is granted
You: go to sleep and you'll wake up with a baby polar bear
Stranger: wait I want boobz!
Stranger: and a polar bear
Stranger: named Xavier!
You: I want boobs
You: named xavietr
You: xavier
Stranger: hahahahaha you my sir have just won the
Stranger: story
You: YOU ARE
You: AN EVIL WARLOCK
You: WHAT
You: DO YOU DO
You: TO THE TOWNS PEOPLE
Stranger: because I truely am a wizard and will grant you one and only one wish!
You: I want my balls to drop to the ground
You: like
Stranger: I make all the hot girls my love slaves
You: literally
You: I want my balls
You: to touch the floor
Stranger: ok! when you wake up tomorrow you will have balls on the ground! if that is your wish please press Y now if not please Press N for No or M for Maybe then repeat your wish
You: N
You: N
You: N
You: N
You: N
You: N
You: N
You: N
You: N
You: N
You: N
You: I WANT
You: 7000 MORE WISHES
Stranger: Sorry but please call the customer service number lsited belwo
You: If you wish to speak english
You: press 1 now
Stranger: 1-800-I-Lost-The-Game-Wishes-R-Us
Stranger: 1
You: If you are having personal troubles press 2
You: or
You: if you'd like to have sex with hot singles
You: press 3
Stranger: I love you! you DTF?
Stranger: 33333333333333333333333333333
Stranger: 33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
Stranger: 333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 333
Stranger: 33
Stranger: 33
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 33
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 33
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 33
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 3
Stranger: is that enough?
You: If you'd like to hear a hot sounding woman who's possibly fat that you'll probably not meet in real life press 1 now
You: OR
You: if you'd like to hear an ugly sounding hot woman who sounds like she was raped that you probably WILL meet in real life
You: press 2
Stranger: you had me at if
You: Or if you'd like to be the one who does the dirty talking
You: press 3 now
Stranger: 2
You: If you'd like to hear your mom, press 1 noe
You: now
You: or if you'd like to hear your dad
You: press 2 now
Stranger: sit they be rapin errbody
You: or
You: if you'd like to smoke weed erryday
You: press 4
Stranger: shit*
Stranger: what happened to number 3?
You: SHUT THE HELL UP I'M A FUCKING PHOEN COMPUTER THING
You: uhm number 3
You: if you'd like to hear your hot step sister
You: get plowed
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 31
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 3
You: 31?
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 3
You: Okay then
Stranger: lol
Stranger: sjit -_-
You: 31 for step sister on mom
Stranger: shit8
You: you win
Stranger: shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
Stranger: ok where is my prize
You: A bullet
You: BOOM
You: HEADSHOT
[B]This went....Well.[/B]
[QUOTE]Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: He
You: *Hey
You: Want to try something Fun?
Stranger: always
You: Its called a Text Adventure. You just have to type commands.
You: And i will right the dialouge
You: *WRITE
You: >You are a WIZARD. Your magical capabilities include PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING. You can Give yourself Boobs, Be a God, Or an animal. Anything you want!*
You: >What do you do?
Stranger: god
You: >You use your magic to ASCEND TO GODHPPD
You: >You are now hovering above planet earth. What do you do?
Stranger: um
Stranger: do i get options
You: You get to do Anythint
You: Wait
You: Do you want options?
Stranger: it doesnt matter
You: Ok, Ill type up some choices.
You: >1: Cause destruction.
You: >2: Bring world peace
You: >3: Become a GoddESS
You: >4: -Insert Command-
You: >What do you do?
Stranger: 3
You: >You transform into a GODDESS. Wants you make yourself known, Youll get the Male vote.
You: >1: Reveal yourself
You: >2: Cause Destruction
You: >3: Become Sexier
You: >4: Bring Peace
You: >5: -Insert Command-
You: >What do you do?
Stranger: 1
You: >You appear on earth. Many are confused, What do you do?
You: >1: "Praise me or you will ALL SUFFER"
You: >2: "Do my command or YOU WILL ALL SUFFER"
You: >3: Say nothing. Let them know youre serious by growing ti massive size.
You: >4: "Praise me and i will reward you with heavenly gifts"
You: >5: -Insert Command-
You: >What do you do?
Stranger: 4
You: >Everyone bows down. They will worship you for millennia. In return, You....
You: >1: Gift them a heavenly garden
You: >2: Give them eternal life
You: >3: Make all the womens boobs bigger and all the mens penises Bigger.
You: >4: Gift them advanced technology
You: >5: -Insert Gift Here-
You: >What do you do?
Stranger: 3
You: >For their praise, You make all women Sexier and grow their breasts to the size of beachballs. All mens dicks grow 2 Feet Long.
You: >Strangely, Everyone is okay with it.
You: >do you...
You: >1: Take the form of an Earth Woman and watch how your changes effect people.
You: >2: Give them more.
You: >3: Make Dicks and boobs EVEN LARGER.
You: >4: Undo all effects
You: >5: -Insert Command-
Stranger: 1
You: >You take the form of an earth woman and begin exploring the City.
You: >Many mens pants have ripped when they got erections.
You: >Many women have trouble seeing, and Men constantly Glare at them, Making their pants rip.
You: >Do you....
You: >1: Undo the effects on men
You: >2: Undo the effects on women
You: >3: TRIPLE the power of the effects
You: >4: Undo the effects oj BOTH
You: >5: -Insert command here-
You: >What do you do?
Stranger: 2
You: >All of the womens breasts shrink back to normal....Mostly.
You: >The men still keep there 2 FOOT LONG DICK.
You: >(And everyone is still suprised by both changes)
You: >Do you.....
You: >1: Redo the womens effects.
You: >2: Undo the mens effects.
You: >3: TRIPLE the mens effect.
You: >4: Fly over earth.
You: >5: -Insert command here
You: >What do you do?
You: o~o
You: Hello?
You: õ~õ
You: Imma disconnect in 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: 0.01
You: 0.0001
You: 0.00000000000000000001
You: Aaaaaaaaaaaaand
You: Were done
You have disconnected[/QUOTE]
Touche, anonymous, touche...
[quote]You: Good day, peasant.
Stranger: good day too
You: So how about that monarchy?
Stranger: Pretty cool
You: Jolly good.
Stranger: yeaj
Stranger: yeah*
You: Well it appears the inquisition is here for you so I think I'll just stay and watch
Stranger: i'm a zombie.[/quote]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Is OP a faggot?
Stranger: hey
You: hello
You: is op a faggot?
Stranger: maybe he is[/quote]
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: Excuse me?
Stranger: age sex location
You: I don't get it.
Stranger: ?
You: What would you write for it?
Stranger: where r u from ?
Stranger: r u chinese?
You: Are you?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: asl 就是：年龄，性别，国籍
You: Age: 20 Sex: Yes Please Location: Anywhere.
Stranger: ? clearly
Stranger: where r u from ?
You: Anywhere you want.
Stranger: why?
You: Look, I need to leave. I've got customers.
Stranger: do u have msn NO.?
You: Yes. I do.
You: What's yours? I don't like to give mine out.
Stranger: my msn is : jkxiong420@hotmail.com. we can talk on msn for communicating.[/code]
Chinese are so easy to fool. I even got a free MSN to sign up to gay Porno.
[quote]You: Blowout soon, fellow Stalker...
Stranger: Really? When?
You:
You: NOW
You have disconnected[/quote]
I call bullshit.
Wow. Some people really are stupid.
[code]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hello.
Stranger: hiiii
Stranger: how you ??
You: How can I help?
You: I am good.
Stranger: u male or female ??
You: Why do you ask?
Stranger: u dont have to say :)
Stranger: just asking
You: To be honest, I am neither.
You: I am an AI program that has been coded by NASA to analyze the One-Way Mars System.
Stranger: so your female ??
You: I am neither.
You: Just because I am an AI, does not mean that I am female.
You: However, I can be.
Stranger: u got facebook ?
You: I'm an AI. I don't have facebook.
Stranger: hahhahahahah wanker
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or [URL="http://promenade.omegle.com/#"]switch to video[/URL] or [URL="http://promenade.omegle.com/feedback"]send us feedback[/URL] [/CODE]
And to think, some people deal with assholes like that on a daily basis as part of their jobs.
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[code]
You: Sex chat, you say?
Stranger: yes
You: Like what?
Stranger: i wanna rub our cocks and let our cum mix
Stranger: or have the tips of our cocks touch and we cum together slamming our cum into each others holes
Stranger: and then we can 69 and suck on each others cum soaked cocks
You: I see.
Stranger: and i can suck on your balls and deep tongue your asshole
You: Sounds interesting.
Stranger: mmm yea
Stranger: how young do you talk to? i like young too[/code]
[B]So Much Win AGAIN[/B]
[QUOTE]Stranger: aye
You: >You wake up. You appear to be in some-sort of dungeon. To your east, a Hallway.*To your west, A door labeled MAGIC POTIONS. To your south, A blank door.*To your north, An Iron door labeled exit. What do you do?
Stranger: POTIONNSS
Stranger: GET SOME WIIINGGSS BRAH
You: >You head into the potions room: Many potions lay on the floor.
Stranger: GET THE SHINIEST ONE
You: >You grab the potion that is glowing extremely bright.
Stranger: :D
You: >Drink this mystery potion?
Stranger: YUSS
You: >You gulp it down excitedly! Wings here you come!
You: >Hmm...No wings.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: sadface
You: >You start to feel a sensation as you start getting smaller.
Stranger: mini me!!!!
You: >You shrink down to thee size of a fly.
Stranger: now i canz esape >;)
Stranger: OHWAIT
You: >No. The iron door has no cracks for you to crawl through.
Stranger: i need a getbigger potion incase i do escape
Stranger: is there a get bigger potion i can put in mah poket?
You: >These things are 3 Times your size, I doubt they would fit.
Stranger: okay then i go through the blank door
Stranger: as minime
You: >You run under the blank door. Giant machinery is creating more potions and other items.
You: >One woman appears to be monitering the machine.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: soo
Stranger: what are mah options?
You: >You could head down the hallway i mentioned, Get this womans attention, or try to climb up and drink a potion in the potion room.
Stranger: head down the hallwayy
You: >You run down the hallway. It is now VERY long. On the end, You see a door with Light coming from under it.
Stranger: crawl through!!
You: >You crawl through. This room is like a Garbage Disposal for magical things. Many wands, Amplets and potions lay on the floor.
Stranger: DRINK A POTION
Stranger: PREFERABLY PURPLE
You: (Purple shrank you)
Stranger: EVEN MORE? D:
You: (So wouldnt it shrink you more?)
Stranger: it did?
You: (Yah)
Stranger: oh i didnt know that
Stranger: okay
Stranger: uh
Stranger: YELLOW cause its the opposite of purple
Stranger: i can paint ;D
You: >You jump into the puddle of yellow liquid and drink it up.
You: >You revert back to normal.
Stranger: YAY I LOVE YOU
You: >The door you crawled under is locked.
Stranger: okay so now i has me normal size again,
You: Yes
Stranger: i go back to the potion room
Stranger: take the purple potion
You: >The door you went under is locked
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: >You cant return to the potion room yet.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: uh
Stranger: I HAS IDEA
Stranger: (whats an amplet)?
Stranger: OOOHH I HAVVE A BETTER IDEA
Stranger: I TAKE THE WAND
You: (I meant necklace D: )
Stranger: AND SWISH IT AT THE LOCK
Stranger: AND SAY "ALO HAMORA!"
Stranger: :D
You: >You pick up tge wand, And fire it at the clock while saying "ALO HAMORA"
You: (What does that do?)
Stranger: (IT UNLOCKS THINGS, DONT YOU WATCH HARRY POTTER ? XD)
You: >(Oh) The clock unlocks. And by unlocks i mean explodes. No wonder its in the garbage!
Stranger: D: ohh no
Stranger: okay so
You: (The wand explodes things)
Stranger: back to plan A
Stranger: OHH
Stranger: i take the wand and put it in my poket
Stranger: and i take a yellow potion and put it in my poket
You: >You pocket the wand. This will definitly coke in handy.
You: >You remove the yellow potion.
You: *Definitley come
You: (Not coke DX)
Stranger: if i drink the purple potion with the stuff in mah pokets shrink with me?
Stranger: XD
You: (Yes.)
Stranger: YAY
Stranger: okay
Stranger: so i drink the purple potion
Stranger: with my pokets full o stuff
Stranger: and i sneak back uder the door
Stranger: i go the the blank room
You: >You pocket as much stuff as possible and drink the purple potion.
Stranger: with the chick
You: >You run into the blank room with the woman.
Stranger: still minime
Stranger: and in that room
Stranger: i take out the yellow potion
Stranger: drink it!
Stranger: I AM NORMAL AGAIN
Stranger: i point the wand at her and say "ALO HAMORA"
Stranger: (she explodes?) :D
You: >You grow back to nornal size. The woman is startled and as you point the wand she explodes.
Stranger: :D
Stranger: okay
Stranger: so shes dead mean
Stranger: meat*
Stranger: i go up to the machine
Stranger: whats the machine say D: ?
You: >You walk to the machine. It says "POTION MANUFACTURER"
You: >There Is a touch-screen that lets you design any potion you want.
Stranger: okay can i choose what potion i can make?
Stranger: YAY
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i design an acid based potion that can burn through irom
Stranger: iron*
You: >You create an acid-based potion.
Stranger: i take the potion, very carefully not to spill it
Stranger: i make 2 of the potions
Stranger: btw
You: >You take the make another, Making sure not to spill it.
Stranger: OH and i make a smokescreen potion
You: >I mean you take it and mand another
Stranger: that when it touches something smoke goes everywhere
You: >And you make a smokescreen potion.
Stranger: and i make a potion that makes be able to see and breath smoke
You: >You make a potion that temorarily lets you see and breathe smoke when drank.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: so i go up to the iron door
Stranger: i drink the potion thats able for me to breathe/see in smoke
Stranger: and drop the smoke potion on the floor
Stranger: smoke goes everywhere
Stranger: nooone can see me
Stranger: and so i take the two acid potions
You: >You head to the iron door that lets you see/breathe smoke and drop the smokepotion.
Stranger: and i burn through the door
Stranger: and escape!!
You: *I mean you head to the iron door AND drink thenpotion that lets you see/breathe smoke
You: >You burn through the door and run, But find you are still in the building.
Stranger: OH FUCK NAW D:
You: >5 Doors line down this hallway.
Stranger: i have to eat breakfast !!!
You: >The alarm is currently going off.
Stranger: how do i escape in time?
Stranger: OH I KNOW
Stranger: i go back to the potion making place
Stranger: i make me potion
Stranger: 1. another smokescreen
Stranger: 1 of another smoke breathe/see
Stranger: and one of a potion that alows me to phase through anything
Stranger: SO I DO THE SAME THING
Stranger: and i drink the potion
You: >You dash back to the potion room and design another smokescreen, another smoke breathe/see and a potion that allows you to faze through anything.
Stranger: that lets me phase through anything
You: >You drink the phaze-potion. You begin sliding downwards through the floor.
Stranger: :D
Stranger: then i find myself at the base floor of the loby
Stranger: and i run through the walls
Stranger: and escape?!?
You: >You see the lobby as you fall, And try to run. However you keep falling through the ground.
Stranger: oh nooo
Stranger: FUCK
You: >Your vision is full of dirt as it is suddenly getting much hotter.
Stranger: im going to the center of the earth? D:
Stranger: I FAILED.
Stranger: FML
You: >The potion begins wearing off
Stranger: IM STUCK UNDER GROUND?
You: >You can now push your way up before you get stuck
Stranger: I DIG MY WAY BACK UP
You: >HURRY BEFORE YOU MATERIALIZE
Stranger: HFLSKAJFGS
Stranger: DIGDIGDIG
Stranger: CLIMB CLIMB CLIMB
Stranger: I MAKE IT
Stranger: AND THEN I FIND MYSELF IN THE LOBBY
Stranger: AND RUN OUT THE DOOR
Stranger: THERE HAS TO BE A DORR
You: >YOU CLIMB YOUR WAY UP AS FAST AS YOU CAN, EVERY SECOND YOU GET MORE AND MORE SOLID
You: >You materialize RIGHT as you get to the lobby.
Stranger: yay
You: >The doors close as the police swarm the area.
Stranger: (i really have to eat breakfast)
Stranger: OH NO
Stranger: i know
Stranger: kgfd;lgjdfka;jg
Stranger: gasfkjfs'f
Stranger: fas
Stranger: g
Stranger: fdah
You: >They bust in andgrab you
Stranger: I TAKE MY WAND
Stranger: THAT I STILL HAVE
Stranger: AND BLOW EVERYTHING UP
Stranger: BEFORE THEY CAN GET ME
Stranger: A BLOW IT UP
Stranger: PEOPLE
Stranger: EVERYTHING
You: >You grab the wand and snap it, Causing a giant expkosion.
Stranger: FUCKERSS
You: >GOODBYE TIME AND SPACE FIABFIBDOCBAIBWKAMLXKSOZ
Stranger: EVERYONE DIES
You: THE END
Stranger: you are by far one the the awesomeest persons i have ever met :3
You: I know :3
Stranger: xD
Stranger: asl ?
You: Age: Unlimited S: God L: Awesomeness
Stranger: hahah!
You: Fun talking to you.
Stranger: yeah same
Stranger: your a cool cat
Stranger: LOL
You: OLO
Stranger: how did you come up with that?
You: Its not that hard
Stranger: lmao okay
You: But if you must know
Stranger: ill do it sometime
You: My inspiration
Stranger: my dad is screaming at me
Stranger: i need to eat bfast
Stranger: LOL
You: Is from a wevsite called MSPAINTADVENTURES
Stranger: PEACE !
You: *Website
You: Check it out sometime.
Stranger: I WILL
You: BYE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/QUOTE]
It's not like people actually read your logs. They're not interested what you've done. At least not me.
tl;dr
No boobs, no interest
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Was this conversation great? Download the log![/quote]
GOD DAMMlT
[quote]
You: >You are a snake. What do you do?
Stranger: Crawl through the grass!
You: >Suddenly, CHILDREN! You are in a local playground!
You: >One of the children steps on you, breaking your spine!
You: GAME OVER
Stranger: Ouch.
You: Restart y/n
Stranger: Y.
You: >You are a foot soldier in the 13th century, fighting a war against the Celts! What do you do?
Stranger: Spend some time out to eat potatoes!
You: >YOU GET THE PLAGUE
You: >You die
You: GAME OVER
[/quote]
You: YOU HAVE 3 WISHES
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[editline]30th October 2010[/editline]
Stranger: heyy(:
You: YOU HAVE 3 WISHES]
Stranger: I WISH FOR A PUPPY
Stranger: AND CHILD SUPPORT
You: GRANTED, 1 MORE WISH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I connected to some guy and it turned out he lived down the street from me and he shared a bunch of my interests. Sometimes Omegle is awesome.
My strange adventure
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: hello
You: wastelanders
Stranger: no u
You: you are listening to gnr
Stranger: wtf is that?
You: thats galaxy news radio in case you forgot
You: god damn newfag, dont you know what fallout 3 is
Stranger: ok cool. i don't have to listen to radio as my iTunes library got 5000 songs, which i actually like.
Stranger: fallout 3? sure i do know what that is. but if i was a nerd like you i would stop calling people fags.
You: I dont care how many facebook friends you have
Stranger: me neither.
Stranger: and i got more in my msn anyway.
Stranger: i don't care how many friends you got in runescape.
You: Runescape is for children
Stranger: exactly.
Stranger: that's why you play it.
You: ...
You: .............
You: ..
You: .
You: No
You: I play minecraft
Stranger: POLE IS THAT YOU?
You: if you dont know what that is, go home and die
Stranger: POLE LOL!
You: Pole?
Stranger: HAHAHAH POLE! LOL
You: Pole....
You: Polish
Stranger: WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY THAT TO ME IN MSN
You: INVADE THE POLES
Stranger: SURE I KNOW WHAT MINECRAFT IS, YOU LINKED THAT VIDEO AND ALL
You: UNDEN ACKVEN AUSEN VEIDERDUOCHSEBAHG
You: sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss, sssssssssssssssssss
You: sssss...
You: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Stranger: shut up, the skaven will invade your house from the underearth.
You: I already invaded anne frank's house
Stranger: ok cool.
You: k
Stranger: LOL YOU ARE POLE
You: Pole?
Stranger: LOL
You: North or south pole?
Stranger: I AM GONNA TELL JANET AND BRIT
You: who
You: wat
You: okay then (b^.^)b
Stranger: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
You: ....
Stranger: ARE YOU HAVING A GANGBANG WITH YOUR FRIENDS?
You: oh gawd yes
You: .......
You: who is pole?
Stranger: YOU
You: O-o
You: I'm no pole, im a bar
Stranger: don't lie
Stranger: are you fucken high pole? xD
Stranger: 20 old man with that lolshit
You: I dont smoke weed
You: or cokain
You: or mccain
You: or obama
Stranger: just Khat?
Stranger: okay but i am gonna make noodles nw
Stranger: now
You: okay then...
You: you were serious about the noodle thing
Stranger: yes
Stranger: talk to you in msn i am tonu :>
Stranger: oh
Stranger: sara will hear too
You: Im no polish person
Stranger: i know you are danish.
You: I am not this pole guy
Stranger: you are.
You: What
You: ACk
Stranger: you both are gamer nerds
You: I am, but i am no pole
Stranger: you are.
Stranger: now
Stranger: bye
You: I dont even have msn
You: watthe
You: ...
Stranger is typing...
You: okay...
You: its been about a minute or 4
You: im just gonna go.
Stranger is typing...[/quote]
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