Kill the above user with the thing they gave you. - General

:goatse: :siren:[B]THREAD GUIDE[/B]:siren: [IMG]http://www.jonathangiles.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/2361866387_4bdb08a481.jpg[/IMG] Quite simple. Kill the above user with the object they gave you. [quote]Thank you for the loaf of bread. I shove it down your mouth and choke you. Here, user below, have a soggy rag.[/quote]You do not have to thank the above user, but it's polite! [B]Rules:[/B] 1. Do not give the below user something that cant' be touched or kills them the instant they touch it. 2. If you give them something smaller than a Quarter you choke to death on your own penis. 3. Zalgo is he who waits behind the wall. 4. You must kill the above user with the object they gave you. If they give you a cloth you cannot pull out a gun and shoot them. 5. Z̎ͪ̒͑͏̜͓̲̥̹͙͖̝̟̘̦͇̺̮́A̷̡̜̗̰͙̲̱͖̳̰̰̖͍̙̻̞̍̂̐͂͐̅*******L̛͔̳̦̫̬̩̣̭̝ͫ͆̈́̿̌ͥ̉͂̑̍ͧ̽͊͟G̠̩̤̞̭͎͖̯̘̳͉̪̫̰͙̰͖̼ͥ̊͐̒͐͗̏̉̀Ó̯̳͎̟̦̩̬ͧ̂͂̐̄͛ͮ͆̈́̂̐͂ͫ̽ͦ̑̚̕͘͞ͅ Here, below user, have a Cultic Book of Summoning.

I summon zombies to eat you from the waist-up. Here, Below user, Have a toaster... That cannot work.

Beat you with the toaster. Here, you get a free Justin Bieber fanboy.

Kill the fanboy, then kill you with the fanboy's shin bones for giving me it :colbert: Here, have some AIDS

I have sex with you Here have a banana

Shove the banana down your throat and choke you. Have a lawyer.

The lawyer gives you the death sentence for your murder. Here, have some ice cream.

I eat it and thank you. You have a heart attack 58 years later. I give you a hug.

i hug you harder untill your head explodes I give you a turtle

I eat it and thank you. You have a stroke 72 years later. I give you a hug.

I ra...hu you to death Have a Gameboy.

I put it in a mix-master, add some spices, eat it and thank you. You die from Alzheimer's 44 years later. I give you a hug.

I choke you. Here is some hope.

Despite almost getting shot down by White House security, I eat it. It tastes quite black. I thank you. You die from a bullet to the chest a few hours later. I give you a hug.

I hug you back, you die of trauma.. I give you nothing.

I have nothing to eat. You die from shock. I give you a hug.

I rip into your throat with my bare teeth. Here have a German Shepard.

I take the German Shepard and make it bite your dick off Here, have a Blendtec Blender. :buddy:

I toss it over your head and turn it on. Dead Rising 2 style. I give you a soft sponge.

I plunge it into your anus. I give you a hot, pacifist, naked blond woman willing to have sex with me :v:

Thank you, I then ram the sponge so far up your ass that it blocks your intestines, then your shit builds up untill the sponge comes out of your anus at 50mph, It then goes into a portal and hits you in the head. i give you a grain of rice [editline]04:09PM[/editline] God damnit

I shove the the rice down your throat untill you suffercate(I dont know how to spell it) I give you a brick

She has sex with you but a penis grows out of her vagina and you throw up, in the process, you choke on a piece of bread, I give you a gallon of gasoline, a pound of Styrofoam and some matches. [editline]04:11PM[/editline] What the fuck?!!?!

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I throw the scissors in your head I give you a gun

I shoot you in the kneecaps and watch you bleed out. I give you a video of Justin Bieber, but the video is muted. No sound at all.

Play it onto an old, big, fat CRT monitor. Smash the monitor on your face, making sure the last thing you see is Justin Bieber's face. I give you 1 gram of cotton candy.

Turns the cotton candy into a spear's tip shaped object, pours little water on it, wait for it to dry, and stab you in the stomach with it making sure that you will die from the bleeding(Cotton candy turning wet, then drying turns it hard :quagmire: )

Why didv't you give me anything? Greedy Whore [editline]04:59PM[/editline] I give the below user an empty popcan

i choke you with it i give you a gun