How do you get a girlfriend? - General

Hey so I was wondering how you get a girlfriend? Like what tools are necessary? Should I take an aggressive approach or should I be cautious? /s

You stick it in and detonate, and shes yours forever.

You have to quit Facepunch first.

Roll a pine cone in peanut butter and bird seed and hang it up outside.

Once you piss on something, it's your property. Use this as you will.

Just get a bag and some duct tape

followed the steps above and ended up with a boyfriend would not reccomend

[QUOTE=da space core;52016441]followed the steps above and ended up with a boyfriend would not reccomend[/QUOTE] wow thanks im breaking up

[QUOTE=da space core;52016441]followed the steps above and ended up with a boyfriend would not reccomend[/QUOTE] Will look into this bug and hopefully put out a patch with next release

[QUOTE=Craptasket;52016420]You stick it in and detonate, and shes yours forever.[/QUOTE] Instructions weren't clear enough, got dick stuck in toaster. This toaster is my girlfriend now.

With enough money anything is possible.

Play romantic music loudly from a boombox under peoples windows at night until one of them goes out with you

There is a thread in GD for this but first of all take care of basic hygiene, do your hair, wash your clothes, etc. Clean up your place- Be yourself. Stay away form lunatics even if they are good fucks.

You have to make a lot of money first

Relevant: [t]https://pics.me.me/01-09-17-mon-20-06-00-no-78200281-anonymous-how-do-i-get-an-11717929.png[/t]

You have to get out there and cry in public

Send her super deep throat and see where that takes you.

Follow these steps [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc[/media]

Alternatively you can follow these steps: [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsxVC1S_bJ4[/media] [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NVGKeH-4Gc[/media]

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[QUOTE=WrathOfCat;52016476]Play romantic music loudly from a boombox under peoples windows at night until one of them goes out with you[/QUOTE] I'll try this with bohemian rhapsody

Learn some lessons from Bold Guy and then you'll be swimming in a harem of women.

[QUOTE=Chonch;52016499]You have to make a lot of money first[/QUOTE] maybe if youre an ugly smelly boy

[QUOTE=Metamorphics;52016412]Like what tools are necessary?[/QUOTE] In your case? Rope.

tbh best way is try to not get a girlfriend. that reverse shit works well.

[QUOTE=booster;52016529]Follow these steps [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc[/media][/QUOTE] fucking christ, i find dancing cringy as hell. other than that; i recommend you just don't. There a waste of time as long as you're young. I'm in one, and I hate it. Focus on school / work. Keep your money to yourself, buy nice shit. Later on, do a relationship. And follow advice from friends. They know whats good for you, that also goes for parents.

you'll need a blackjack and a large sack

Go out in public and kiss girls randomly. Then tell them it's a prank and that there is a camera. Then ask her to do a pron.

[QUOTE=Trebgarta;52016818]Kiss girls randomly? What are you a creep? You need to trick them to it with a game of rock paper scissors.[/QUOTE] It's just a prank

[IMG]http://pad1.whstatic.com/images/thumb/4/4e/Get-a-Girlfriend-Step-3-Version-2.jpg/aid15112-v4-728px-Get-a-Girlfriend-Step-3-Version-2.jpg.webp[/IMG] [QUOTE]Approach tons of girls on a consistent basis. If you see a girl whom you find attractive, go and talk to her (doesn't matter what time it is). And you do that on a regular basis. If you go out one day and sit it out for next few days, it won't work well. Go out regularly and talk to bunch of women. Supermarkets, library, malls, streets, social gatherings any place where you think you might find girls.[/QUOTE]