My grade school teacher is stalking me, help me Facepunch. - General

Actually, title should've been: [h2]My grade school teacher is stalking me, what would you have me do, Facepunch?[/h2] So I figured this shit went a bit too far and while I don't really need help THAT desperately, it's still a little creepy. So the story starts at the 8th grade when I chose to take some computer class as an elective class. The teacher was annoying as fuck and kept pressuring me to do exactly what the classes required while giving everyone else more space to mess around in. Sometimes during breaks she'd pull me to a bench on the hallway and talk to me like "is everything okay with you?" or "is there something you need to talk about?" Shit gets even worse when it's the end of 9th grade, as I'm leaving the school building happy as a bird she stops me again and asks me if I want to keep in contact with her using email or something. I instantly decline and get sort of chills down my spine. I was starting to wonder what the fuck was wrong with her. Now, years later I received a message in my Gmail address which she [I]somehow[/I] just found with all sorts of statements like she declining to be a stalker and shit. I haven't had any contact to the teacher after leaving grade school so I was wondering what the hell she was going on about. Now she also found me on Steam, joined all the groups I was in and added me as a friend. I had no idea who this person with no avatar was, so I accepted the request and asked who the hell he/she were. Once I found out the user was the same fucking teacher, I got surprisingly stressed over the stalking. I asked what her business was and somehow she just started talking casually about her goings like we would've been friends all this time. I stopped her mid-way and said that I'm creeped out by a former teacher finding my Internet aliases and trying to contact me over and over. After that I proceeded to remove her despite her objections and also declined the request to talk in a chat room of a group I was in. She's not even good-looking, I guess that's the biggest gripe about this. If she was a really hot MILF-y teacher I could try getting laid but nope, that option's out of the window too. So what the fuck do you think I should do, Facepunch? I'm trying to block any of her known aliases right now.

If she contacts you again tell her not to contact you and then if she refuses threaten to call the police. Then if she does it again call the police, not on the emergency hotline (911) but try to talk to someone who can tell you your options.

she obv wants your dick

Find her another man.

Yeah your dick

What does Waltz say to this?

lol did she join the zone archive steam group too?

Write a fanfic about her and a Flesh. Send it to her.

ask her straight forward "do you want my cock" worst scenario she's so horrified she leaves you alone best scenario she says "yes please"

Need pics of her man, we can't judge unless you give us some pictures. Also you better tell us what happens unlike the '2 whale stalkers' thread. You don't fucking blue ball a bro.

dang man, what a bummer if shes not even hot

[QUOTE=Arctic Snow;35400000]Need pics of her man, we can't judge unless you give us some pictures. Also you better tell us what happens unlike the '2 whale stalkers' thread. You don't fucking blue ball a bro.[/QUOTE] I think that'd be just plain wrong to spread pictures of a person without his or her consent regardless of the situation not to mention that I didn't plan this thread to be food for some guy with a horny teacher fetish. I can always adapt, though. [QUOTE=doomkiwi;35399916]If she contacts you again tell her not to contact you and then if she refuses threaten to call the police. Then if she does it again call the police, not on the emergency hotline (911) but try to talk to someone who can tell you your options.[/QUOTE] Can't rate heart and tool at the same time c: [QUOTE=JesterUK;35399933]she obv wants your dick[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Jester.;35399944]Yeah your dick[/QUOTE] Problem is I don't want her. I gotta have some standards, you know. [QUOTE=Raizo;35399953]What does Waltz say to this?[/QUOTE] Laughs his ass off and calls her pathetic, you know, the usual stuff. [QUOTE=JesterUK;35399957]lol did she join the zone archive steam group too?[/QUOTE] Eeyup :v: [QUOTE=Etcetera;35399980]Write a fanfic about her and a Flesh. Send it to her.[/QUOTE] Brilliant idea, but I'm too nice to do that, even if she is creeping me out. [QUOTE=vladnag;35399999]worst scenario she says "yes please best scenario she's so horrified she leaves you alone"[/QUOTE] Fixed. [editline]2nd April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=amcfaggot;35400051]dang man, what a bummer if shes not even hot[/QUOTE] [H2]I KNOW[/H2] If she was, I wouldn't bother making this thread, I'd be meeting her and hopefully banging her brains out. [sp]kinda like my former psychologic nurse, damn she was hot[/sp]

Is she married? Contact her partner. He'll take care of the rest, assuming he's not also fuckin insane, because if so, you'll probably have two stalkers to deal with :/

[QUOTE=Raizo;35400117]Is she married? Contact her partner. He'll take care of the rest, assuming he's not also fuckin insane, because if so, you'll probably have two stalkers to deal with :/[/QUOTE] Does it SOUND like she has a partner?

[QUOTE=Raizo;35400117]Is she married? Contact her partner. He'll take care of the rest, assuming he's not also fuckin insane, because if so, you'll probably have two stalkers to deal with :/[/QUOTE] Yeah, assuming I'm going to get his contact info. Right now I'm hoping I got a clear enough [B][U]NOPE[/U][/B] delivered by blocking and removing from friends. If it doesn't work I'll start asking around the authorities and the school she's in for a bit of advice. Maybe the principle has some contact information I can utilize. Worst case scenario only, though. I want as little contact with her as of now. I'm already in the middle of a relationship, don't need this shit weighing on me.

u should've shown her which end is up in a match to the death on CoD:mw9!

wow how rude threatens her to call the police

do her anyway maybe if you do a really terrible job she'll stop stalking you [editline]i have a massive erect penis currently[/editline] like my name is earl except it'd be some ugly chick

[I][B]do you really expect to get help from facepunch?[/B][/I] ffs just tell the police or something if you need to get rid of her

lol suck her penor

[QUOTE=Uncle Bourbon;35400314][I][B]do you really expect to get help from facepunch?[/B][/I] ffs just tell the police or something if you need to get rid of her[/QUOTE] Not really, I just wanted to see what they'd tell me to do. I already have a few preliminary plans formed in case it continues on. I think it stopped, but there's always the chance...don't wanna think about it, though, just unnecessary trouble for me.

dude worst possible scenario she has a torture fetish, which explains why she was fingering herself to your own pain in misery back in 8th grade.

[QUOTE=booby;35400383]dude worst possible scenario she has a torture fetish, which explains why she was fingering herself to your own pain in misery back in 8th grade.[/QUOTE] oh god what i haven't thought of that . . . i must reconfigure my tinfoil hat

[QUOTE=Benlecyborg;35400430]If she's stalking your internet aliases what if she finds this thread too?[/QUOTE] Then er...come at me?

[QUOTE=Benlecyborg;35400430]If she's stalking your internet aliases what if she finds this thread too?[/QUOTE] "Ze safe word vill be 'Don't stop'" *whip*

[QUOTE=Murkat;35400474]"Ze safe word vill be 'Don't stop'" *whip*[/QUOTE] That's a paradox. Although, if sadistic enough she could make the safeword something impossible...like... [B][U]Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung[/U][/B]

Send her gifts... [sub]of food...[/sub] [sub][sub][sub]laced in poison.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

Do this, but in english not german [video=youtube;afpQQifZT9E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afpQQifZT9E&feature=related[/video]

Blackmail her into giving you money.... and say you will; send her nude shots....

Give me her Steam community page, I'll have a word.