A wild Abra appeared! - Omegle chats! - General

Okay guys, the whole idea of this little game is to go on Omegle and start the convo with "A wild Abra has appeared" Here's my examples [quote]You: A wild Abra appears Stranger: FFUUUU Stranger: DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING TELEPORT YOU DICKWAD Stranger: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD Stranger: I'M GONNA KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKER OLD STYLE You: Abra Telep- You: Wait,what's that?! Abra's evolving? Stranger: Oh my... You: Oh wait it was a mistake You: Abra used Teleport Stranger: FUUUU[/quote] [quote]You: A wild Abra appears Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile] Stranger: A what? You: Wild Abra used teleport You: It failed Stranger: What? You: What? Stranger: What the hell are you talking about You: A wild Abra appeared! Stranger: what? You: YOU HAVE TO CATCH IT You: YOU GOTTA BE THE POKEMON MAZSTER Stranger: what[ You: Wild Abra used teleport. You have disconnected.[/quote] [quote]You: A wild Abra appears Stranger: m f? You: f Stranger: name Stranger: ? You: Abra Stranger: mete Stranger: 35 Stranger: u? You: lvl 15 Stranger: msn? You: [email]abrausedteleport@hotmail.com[/email][/quote] Now go my Ash Ketchum's! Your journey begins. [b]Update:[/b] Okay, post anything Pokemon related. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Wrong icon" - Gurant))[/highlight]

everyone disconnects after i A wild Abra appears

^^ [quote]Stranger: hello. You: a wild abra has appeared Stranger: uh oh Stranger: catch it You: aww it appeared to be caught You: abra used teleport [/quote]

[quote]Stranger: sup You: A wild Abra appears Stranger: rly Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Uh, Yes. Really. Edit: [quote]You: A wild Abra appears! Stranger: ABRA USES TELEPORT Your conversational partner has teleported.[/quote]

[quote]You: A wild Abra appears Stranger: I wanna suck your toes You: Abra used teleport! You: it failed! Stranger: my pigiot uses flabahugli?? Stranger: Its with succes Stranger: Abra faints You: Abra used teleport! Stranger: i win You: fuck you[/quote] huh

I got this guy beleiving me pretty badly so far [code]Stranger: hey You: Hi Stranger: m f? You: F, youu? Stranger: m Stranger: im danny whats ur name? You: rhea :) Stranger: thats a really pretty name :) Stranger: how old r u rhea You: haha tnxx :D You: 19 in two months :P You: youu? Stranger: nicee Stranger: 18 in 6 months You: hahaha ;) You: lol i dunno wat to say now Stranger: haha Stranger: where u from? You: England you? Stranger: damn!! Stranger: english girls r hot ;) Stranger: haha im from the us You: haha aww Stranger: i bet u've heard this tons of time but....do u have an english accent :) You: well yeah lols :) Stranger: aaahhhh this is torture im talking to a hot english girl with an english accent Stranger: u love teasin me don't u ;P Stranger: haha You: hahaha You: aww come on, every english girl has an enlish accent silly :D Stranger: ya but not every english girl has a beautiful name like rhea :) You: hahah thanks, i hate my name though, nobody ever spells it fully right :( Stranger: did i spell it right? You: yeah Stranger: cool :D You: but the full name is a wild abra appears Stranger: ur a pokemon nerd? You: hahahaha yes!!! You: i mean You: im not ugly like those girls u get on 4chan lol You: half of those are fattysss Stranger: haha yeah lol Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] Oh damn it.

It seems I found someone who has been abra fucked already [quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hey You: a wild abra has appeared You: it has 2 hp left Stranger: omfg do you anything better to do Stranger: YOU ARE ON EVERYNIGHT You: lol?? You: it used teleport You: aww abra got away Stranger: fucking douche bag You: wah wah You: is that a new pokemon tech? Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote]

I think I got the same guy. [quote]Stranger: hello You: A wild Abra appears! Stranger: fuck off Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] :v:

[quote] Stranger: nause You: A WILD ABRA APPEARED! Stranger: nasea Stranger: FUCK U PUNK Stranger: EVERY SINGLE TIME You: CATCH IT! Stranger: I WANT TO TALK TO SOMEONE NEW Stranger: NOW JUST UR PUNK ASS Stranger: BITCH Stranger: WILD STRANGER TELEPORTS Stranger: beeeetch! You: ABRA USED TELEPORT! Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] He was mad because I connected to him three times and said the same thing.

[QUOTE=Kaliber;16507800]He was mad because I connected to him three times and said the same thing.[/QUOTE] I think we're all getting the same guy

[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Horny Girl? You: A wild abra appears. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] :saddowns:

[quote]You: A wild Snorlax appears! Stranger: knock knock You: Snorlax used Who's There? Stranger: disco You: Snorlax used Disco Who? Stranger: disconnected Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] :saddowns:

// [quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: a wild abra has appeared Stranger: oh You: what will you do? Stranger: beat it up You: oops abra used teleport and got away Stranger: wow..your kinda wierd You: will you use fast ball to catch it? Stranger: sure You: aww it appeared to be caught Stranger: why are there seriously twisted people on this thing? Stranger: your one of them.. You: I'm just messing with you Stranger: oh Stranger: well you want to be normal now? You: sure :) Stranger: so Stranger: are you a guy? please say yes!! You: no Stranger: ok bye Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

You: A wild Ditto appears! Stranger: adrian the wonder kid You: Ditto used Transform! You: Ditto transformed into Abra! You: Abra used teleport! Wut. [editline]01:06AM[/editline] hahaha Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: A wild ditto appears Stranger: Oh shit. You: Ditto used transform You: Ditto transformed into Abra Stranger: *throws master ball* You: It missed! Stranger: TOO LATE, FUCKER. You: Abra used teleport Stranger: IT NEVER MISSES. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[QUOTE]You: A wild Abra appears Stranger: It used TELEPORT! OH NO! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [quote]You: A wild Abra appears Stranger: come on abra You: Abra is confused Stranger: have you got a dick or a pussy? You: Abra uses teleport to get away from the paedophile Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] This is pretty fun, people kept disconnecting with abra so i tried some magikarp [quote]You: A wild Magikarp appears Stranger: hi : ) You: Magikarp uses splash Stranger: c´mon again a pokemon guy You: its inneffective Stranger: give me a rest You: Magikarp uses splash Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [quote]You: A wild Magikarp appears Stranger: GO AWAY ANON GO AWAY You: Magikarp uses splash Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

[quote] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: A wild Abra appears Stranger: ohhaidare mr. abra. You: Look over there! Stranger: im not that easily fooled. You: Abra uses Psychic You: It hits for 1 HP Damage Stranger: blaziken i choose you!!!! Stranger: Blaziken uses flamethrower You: Abra uses teleport. You: it fails Stranger: Blaziken, Return! You: Abra uses scratch. You: It hits for 2.5675 damage Stranger: Kyogre I choose you! You: Quick, there's a wallaby over there! Stranger: Kyogre uses surf Stranger: its a critical hit You: Abra uses teleport Stranger: it hits for 150 damage! [/quote] :clint:

[quote]You: A wild Missingno appears! Stranger: wott Stranger: dud You: Wild Missingno used dhgfhsaerhrjs! Stranger: sweet bro You: Your game crashes You have disconnected.[/quote] :saddowns:

[quote]You: A wild Abra appears. Stranger: hi Stranger: hhlhlhlhlhlhlhlhluhuhuhuh Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] What?

[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hey You: A wild Abra appears You: CATCH IT Stranger: ash sends out picachu! You: Wild Abra uses teleport You: Wild Abra fled Stranger: pikachu uses dash[/quote] He disconnected after words. :fuckyou:

[QUOTE] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: A WILD ABRA APPEARED! Stranger: *fucks it up* Stranger: HA! BITCH! Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. You: ABRA FLINC [/QUOTE] what the :fork:

This is getting pretty hardcore [quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: a wild charizard has appeared Stranger: I never knew you could find those in the wild! Stranger: *sends out oddish* You: charizard used ember Stranger: :-( Stranger: Oddish fainted Stranger: Stranger blacked ou Stranger: t You: then charizard raped you Stranger: :'( You: then he carried you to his cave and made you his wife You: then a wild abra appeared You: what will u do? Stranger: I cried. You: abra used teleport You: it got away Stranger: I go back to the cave and make charizard a sandwich You: sxy Stranger: ;-) You: he likes it You: mmmm nice buns honey Stranger: Could you toast them for me? ;-O Stranger: ;-P You: sure babe You: charizard then used hydro pump on you Stranger: .... You: 1 hit KO Stranger: FUCK Stranger: I did not see that coming You: super effective You: your dead, too bad Stranger: That sux :[ You: charizard ran away You: bye You have disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.[/quote]

[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: I HAVE NO LEGS. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] What?

[quote]You: A wild Abra appears Stranger: groarg Stranger: oh Stranger: mean look Stranger: hypnotize You: Wild Abra used Teleport! Stranger: dream eater You: It failed! Stranger: but it failed Stranger: master ball You: Wild Abra used telep- Stranger: the game? You: Wild Abra is evolving! Stranger: oh shit Stranger: everstone go You: Wild Abra was kidding You: Wild Abra used Teleport![/quote] Lol [quote]You: A wild Abra appears Stranger: Masterball You: Wild Abra was caught! You: Would you like to give a nickname to the captured Abra? Stranger: Masterball used teleport[/quote] :argh:

[QUOTE=Jebus;16508142] :argh:[/QUOTE] Fucking genius.

Pokemon are so much fun :) [quote]You: hey Stranger: hello, from? You: kanto Stranger: ? Stranger: what? You: a wild abra has appeared Stranger: pula You: what?[/quote]

[quote]Stranger: hey You: A wild Abra appears Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Damnit.

[quote]You: A wild Abra appears Stranger: GO squirtle! You: Abra used teleport Stranger: squirtle lost 25 hp Stranger: Squirtle used bubble beam You: Abra lost 25 hp[/quote] Hahaha

[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Lawl Hentai Stranger: a wild abra appears! You: I see that you are from facepunch Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Someone here tried abra ing me lolz

Person said they were gonna post it somewhere [quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: a wild abra has appeared Stranger: poke ball go You: oh no it broke free Stranger: use potion You: wtf? Stranger: its stratgedy You: waste of turn, abra used its only move teleport Stranger: shit You: wait it evolved into alakazam You: and came back and killed you Stranger: you ruined it You: :( Stranger: just leave You: fucker Stranger: im gonna post this and leave out the part where you fucked it up You: post where? Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.[/quote]

[quote]You: I HAVE NO LEGS Stranger: welcome Stranger: aaawww Stranger: that sucks! Stranger: r u a soldier? You: yea it does You: yes i am Stranger: awesome! Stranger: american? You: a fucking nazi cut them off You: im a ww2 vet Stranger: omg! Stranger: youre so brave :) Stranger: thank u for everything u did :D You: no i was fucking crying and screaming at them to let me go homo You: home Stranger: well it must of been horrible out there? You: yea Stranger: for my finals i had to do a paper on ww2, it's really interesting You: i buttraped hitler Stranger: hahaha! You: literaly Stranger: yea, totally =) Stranger: whats your name? You: david jackson Stranger: awesome! Stranger: im Emma :) Stranger: nice to meet you David! You: what war did you fight in? Stranger: haha! You: ? Stranger: ive never fought in a war, im only like 18 and i would never go into the army =) You: my dad fought in ww1 and got shot in the face Stranger: but im totally proud of what you guys have done for us :D You: he had to get his head amputated Stranger: aaawww You: life was hell for him after that Stranger: aaww im so sorry to hear that! You: why would you help your county in its time of need! You: wouldnt You: an old man like me cant type well Stranger: i know! Stranger: dont worry about it :) i understand! You: fuck my chest hurts You: shit Stranger: really? Stranger: omg Stranger: r u ok? You: no i think i have to go the hospital You: WOAH Stranger: omg You: MY LEGS ARE GROWING BACK You: I HAVE 8 LEGS NOW You: IM AN OCTOPUS Stranger: yea right, loser! You: I CAN FLY You: fuck im having a heart attack You have disconnected.[/quote] :banjo: