You and the above users avatar are stuck in a cabin. The killer is out there. What do you do?

[Recurracy]

Basically, you and the above user's avatar are now the protags to a cabin in the woods slasher movie. The killer wants your blood... What will you do? Will you try to fight to survive, or do you let go of all hope?

[Drury]

Go around the house back-to-back, shoot everything that moves and doesn't move.

[Viero]

Run to the car and speed away from the cabin.

Roll credits.

[Kuru]

Shit and die.

[GhillieBacca]

Fuck that, take me home Ed Gein.

[jax]

Let's barricade the doors and windows.

[FunnyStarRunner]

You do the killing and... I'll stay in the cabin. You clearly don't need my help.

[ScriptKitt3h]

Teamup to beat the shit outta the killer, cartoon-hero style.

[Tom Paris]

Play captain proton in the holodeck

[Chrille]

Get beamed back up aboard the Enterprise.

[rHebKo]

Send him out first

[Nutsack]

Now listen WrathOfCat.

I'm gonna need you to use that wrath of whoever this cat is to our advantage and grab three razor blades from the garage.

Now I want you to Wolverine those three razor blades, go outside, and punch that killer in the pussy.

I want you to do that for me.

I'll be right behind you.

[chemo]

We'd be screwed.

[Durrsly]

Yoshi could just eat them, assuming they don't machete off his tongue.

[jax]

You can be my meat shield.

[ScriptKitt3h]

Now, I'mma need you to run out and be a nice distraction so I can put 2 rounds into the killer's face.

Can ya do that for me?

[GhillieBacca]

Hey tin can, I will use you as a diversion, thanks.

[TraxInfo]

Meatshield!

[Kuru]

"You know... chances are that we aren't gonna live through this, and I don't want to die a virgin, so I kinda have a last request..."

[SSJInferno]

You stay here, I'll go scout the area and if i don't come back, take all my gadgets.

[jimbobjoe1234]

Sounds like a good plan.

[Skere_]

Eat the cat to stay alive longer

[ScriptKitt3h]

Bar the door and aim true.

[Shirt.]

Tension wire on the door, mounted shotgun goes boom when tripped.

The problem now solves itself.

[Ctrl]

Good, I have bait

[jax]

You're my meat shield against the killer!

[T553412]

Assuming that it's currently winter, we can probably freeze the killer and wait for rescue.

Failing that, we can go into an A-team montage to jury-rig the cabin into a trap for the killer, and use your abilities and my wit to capture him

[Recurracy]

I'd push you out and lock the door. Basically sacrifice you so I can get the fuck out unseen

[Dr. Darkly]

just try to sit it out as whatever is above me is clearly more capable than i

[Hiphopopotomus]

Become less chibi then let's fuck? I mean I want to get one last nut in before dying.