Could I have some Native-Spanish speakers check my work?

[Raunchy]

BIG NOTE: It needs to be in past tense and preterit SO ANY CORRECTS ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED!! I was required to type up a daily routine for my spanish class, I'm sorry for how awful it is, but was wondering if someone could clean it up a bit for me.

Todos los mananas, despierto, a las mismo cosa era, extranjeros. Ellos hace escapar de un trampa y golpe ellos en sus cabezas. Yo fui a Earth y mi manana empienza. Primero, yo duchaste. Entonces yo afeitaste y usar el bano. Despues de yo puse mi ropa. Yo puedo come desayuno. Antes de acabado, un dinosaurio rompe la casa y come yo. Entonces me desperte. Yo estaba haciendo tarde. Entonces Lavaste mi pelo muy rapido y pusiste mi ropa rapidamente tambien.Tambien to lavaste mi dientes rapidamente. Por ultimo, yo peinaste mi pelo y corre a mi carro. Son de cinco, fui a mi casa y hacer mi tarea. Son de diez, yo dormido.

[lead_farmer]

Your work is no bueno.

[shatteredwindow]

oh my god, I'm not even gonna try and fix that, there a quite a few mistakes just from glancing

[editline]13th December 2010[/editline]

for one, check your yo conjugations, a couple times you did tu. And I'm assuming your going to add accents but can't because of an english keyboard.

[counterpo0]

[QUOTE=Raunchy;26683066]

Todos los mananas, despierto, a las mismo cosa era, extranjeros. Ellos hace escapar de un trampa y golpe ellos en sus cabezas. Yo fui a Earth y mi manana empienza. Primero, yo duchaste. Entonces yo afeitaste y usar el bano. Despues de yo puse mi ropa. Yo puedo come desayuno.[B] Antes de acabado, un dinosaurio rompe la casa y come yo[/B]. Entonces me desperte. Yo estaba haciendo tarde. Entonces Lavaste mi pelo muy rapido y pusiste mi ropa rapidamente tambien.Tambien to lavaste mi dientes rapidamente. Por ultimo, yo peinaste mi pelo y corre a mi carro. Son de cinco, fui a mi casa y hacer mi tarea. Son de diez, yo dormido.[/QUOTE]

A dinosaur breaks your house and eats you daily?

[editline]13th December 2010[/editline]

Oh nevermind it was a dream.

[Raunchy]

Guys I really need help.

[lead_farmer]

[QUOTE=Raunchy;26683312]Guys I really need help.[/QUOTE]

Sorry señor, no habla inglés.

[Zero_X54321]

[QUOTE=lead_farmer;26683350]Sorry señor, no habla inglés.[/QUOTE]

Sorry es Lociento ese.

[VeniVidiVici74]

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

[lead_farmer]

I'm actually really good at Spanish (I live in Texas brah) but OP should have done his work instead of playing grab ass in class.

[Zero_X54321]

[QUOTE=lead_farmer;26683590]I'm actually really good at Spanish (I live in Texas brah) but OP should have done his work instead of playing grab ass in class.[/QUOTE]

I figured as much. I was just messin' with you.

[Ryuken]

man, everything in that text [i]esta mal.[/i]

[Banshee Friend]

Yo soy El enero Lavasplatos.

[zzzZZZZ]

Your spanish is fucking horrible, haha. Seriously. Go to Wordmonkey translator and just type in what you're trying to say, because what you have now is an absolute wreck.