So basically its like other one word threads except you make a sentence per person, i cant wait to see what we wrote!
Lets start.
One morning, Garry woke up for breakfast.
Then he fucking died and took everyone else out with him the end.
But then he gained powers from superman and went on his way to work.
On his way to work, he made a routine and seemingly harmless stop to pick up a snack for later.
Unfortunately he didn't know his own Superman strength, and he accidentally destroyed the entire KFC he decided to make a stop at.
Standing amongst the rubble of concrete and chicken, he reaches down and grabs a KFC hat off one of the dead employees.
Due to the greasy nature of the hat previously belonging to the late KFC employee, Garry decided to consume the hat, and it had bought a savory flavor to his mouth that one could compare to a mix between potatoes, pig sweat, chicken, oil, and concrete.
Due to the pure essence of 'Merica he had consumed, Garry's arteries became spontaneously clogged and he collapsed on the spot.
[sp] I can just imagine someone making this in Gmod [/sp]
Then the spot collapsed on him.
A bystander called the
Fire Department to get Garry out from under the spot.
Meanwhile, as the firemen resuscitate gerrie, a very livid Doug hatches yet another oddly elaborate plan to end gayrry's life for the third time that day.
Suddenly Gaben appeared with his ultimate power!
And because nobody gave a shit about Gaben, he ceased to exist and the firemen manage to resuscitate Garry, but all of his limbs except his left arm and hand are destroyed.
The end no loopholes its the fucking end deal with it dot.
An original story by Facepunch.
(c)2014
donut steal
While Doctor who was repairing his tardis, he seen a robbery going on in Chicago.
And so was the end of a god-awful thread.
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
Such as the fact that this thread is now over, and anyone who wishes to continue this is beating a dead horse with a stick.
But that's ok, because the horse my avatar was using was shit
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