So we all have at one point turned on the Tv and seen the Skittles commercial where the guy turn anything into skittles. (Provided below if you live under a rock) Sure you see him turning inanimate objects into skittles but what happens if he gets an itch? Would he turn himself into skittles? What happens if he watches porn late at night and gets the urge bang the crap out of a women? Would he ultimately end up just end up humping a pile of skittles till he orgasms?
Commercial: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUJ4uorYPoY[/media]
what if he touched the ground
i'm assuming he cant turm himself into skittles because - well theres a good reason i can't explain it though
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[QUOTE=PN_Redux;24139643]So we all have at one point turned on the Tv and seen the Skittles commercial where the guy turn anything into skittles. (Provided below if you live under a rock) Sure you see him turning inanimate objects into skittles but what happens if he gets an itch? Would he turn himself into skittles? What happens if he watches porn late at night and gets the urge bang the crap out of a women? Would he ultimately end up just end up humping a pile of skittles till he orgasms?
Commercial: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUJ4uorYPoY[/media][/QUOTE]
1. He's not stupid to touch himself.
2. He can't watch porn since he can't touch the keyboard.
These aren't paradoxes.
Is that Keith David?
What happends if he touches the centre of the earth.
on topic
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyYJlYxVJDc[/media]
Nathan Barnatt makes the best commercials
What if he claps?
A paradox is if you travel back in time and kill yourself.
what if he touched his penis.. would his penis turn into skittles or would his whole body turn into skittles. also, how did he get clothes on without them turning into skittles? he couldn't have a helper because then he/she would turn into skittles.
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touch the ground. skittles planet.
When someone has the power to touch things and they change, no matter what it is I've never seen them unable to touch themselves since its themself who has to touch things to begin with. Besides he's clenching his fist through most of that, even touching is own hands. Dense man.
Kinda like the Midas Touch, this is nothing new.
How did he manage to put clothes on ?
Obviously his mummy did it for him.
[quote=z0nk3d;198669]How did he manage to put clothes on ?[/quote]
I would say that he had the clothes on before he got the power to turn anything into skittles.
[QUOTE=z0nk3d;24141790]How did he manage to put clothes on ?[/QUOTE]
"Did you feed and dress yourself this morning?"
Safe to assume that someone helped him, and its probably whatever his hands touch that turn into skittles, seeing as how he's not naked.
[QUOTE=Spidermn;24144075]"Did you feed and dress yourself this morning?"[/QUOTE]
He said "I didn't" after that.
His hands are in constant contact with the air around them and yet the atmosphere isn't turned into skittles. It's safe to assume that the only things that can be turned into skittles are solid objects.
If he were to coat his hands in some sort of liquid based jelly, I think he would be able to touch objects without his hands actually coming into contact with them. 'Course then you'd have gross jelly hands all the time.
It's most likely controlled mentally
Why won't his clothes and chair turn into skittles.
[QUOTE=Deweze;24145529]It's most likely controlled mentally[/QUOTE]
No. If it could be controlled, he wouldn't have issues. He could feed and dress himself.
[QUOTE=melon²;24146075]Why won't his clothes and chair turn into skittles.[/QUOTE]
Only his hands turn things.
[QUOTE=PX1K;24141549]When someone has the power to touch things and they change, no matter what it is I've never seen them unable to touch themselves since its themself who has to touch things to begin with. Besides he's clenching his fist through most of that, even touching is own hands. Dense man.[/QUOTE]
how many times have you seen this? is there some real medical condition I should be concerned about?
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