Kill the person above you. - General

A new shitty and stupid fast thread game emerges from the deep shit hole I call as: "My brain" Basically you just "kill" the poster above you in any means you find it fitting. I have no one to kill... I guess I'm the first victim.

I use my petrification ray!

I choke you with a bottle cap.

I eat you.

I will eat you.

I eat you alive. OH JESUS DOUBLE NINJA'D

Ninja fest everywhere.

Ninja squad.

[img]http://www.prexis.com/sten/sten_web_picture.JPG[/img] Nah, that's not creative enough. Better go for Penderecki's Utrenja (search for it) and hope you spiral off into unending musical insanity.

Avada Kedavra :science:

I ignore your existence with lethal intensity.

I don't really want to kill him. So I don't. :love:

I take your soul and trap it in a gar then spread it on a piece of bread and eat you.

I assert my position as a tertiary consumer and eat you. Edit: Half of this thread has been eating each other.

I use lasers to turn you into an Einstein-Bose condensate.

I hire a bunch of cannibals to eat you. Because eating you myself is overrated

I killed you by making you look at yourself in a mirror.

I gather this thread's shit energy and use it to overwhelm the left side of your brain. You die from the severe brain damage not long afterwards.

Ninja'd AGAIN. I sit back and wait for you to kill yourself from overdosing on stupidity.

Bugspray

Humanspray.

A pair of scissors, two cuts you are dead and castrated. [editline]15th April 2011[/editline] Damned Ninjas!

A knife, one cut and you are dead, raped, castrated, mutilated, skinned, exterminated, obliterated, extinct, andare missing 12 pints of blood and all your organs.

i drag you into the next room and take out a rusty, near blunt makeshift machete, skinning the flesh off your legs while you gag on the rag strapped around your mouth, i then proceed to hack away at the bone of your thigh, gradually removing the marrow, once your leg is gone, i kirb stomp each of your other limbs until you are an unrecognisible pulp of raw flesh and blood beat that :smug:

[QUOTE=XanaToast.;29193404]i drag you into the next room and take out a rusty, near blunt makeshift machete, skinning the flesh off your legs while you gag on the rag strapped around your mouth, i then proceed to hack away at the bone of your thigh, gradually removing the marrow, once your leg is gone, i kirb stomp each of your other limbs until you are an unrecognisible pulp of raw flesh and blood beat that :smug:[/QUOTE] I ignore your existence with lethal intensity.

I am sure a Anteater would love to kill you.

What's your address?

123 BANG YOUR DEAD street

I call the "i hate justin beiber" club to beat you mercilessly. With a club.

Well, I did just ninja you.