Post ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Kmart/Target!

[SampleText]

I dunno, I just thought of this.

Here is one:
Super-Glue pennies to the ground.

[40kplayer]

In before someone post the forged note form KMart to the family about the insane husband.

I would load up a shopping cart with eggs, then proceed to drop a large, heavy object on all of them, and run it around the store, dripping egg yolk/white everywhere.

[SampleText]

Put candy in the fish bowls. :science:

[gamerboy266]

Ride the bikes around everywhere.

[Purplevain]

Slap the security guard out the front as you walk in.

[Split3ndz]

Try on womens lingerie.

[pie_is_good]

Take all your clothes off and shit all over the clothes in the clothes department.

[OvB]

[QUOTE=LinuX;20602093]Put candy in the fish bowls. :science:[/QUOTE]

Some kids put bleach in all the tanks at my cousins local wal-mart.

They had to remove their fish department because bleached tanks are permanently ruined. Some kids at our local wal-mart put two bettas (fighting fish) together in the same bowl and watched them fight. Wal-mart should never sell fish, their customer base is not responsible enough.

[Vaguewisdom]

Driving the ridable moving carts, it's fun driving them around the place but Walmart isn't too fond of teenagers riding them.

[RoFLWaFFLEZZ]

Sit down in the cart and start jacking off.

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[QUOTE=VagueWisdom;20602437]Driving the ridable moving carts, it's fun driving them around the place but Walmart isn't too fond of teenagers riding them.[/QUOTE]

Are you a fucking kid.

[Vaguewisdom]

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Are you a fucking kid.[/QUOTE]

Nope, but security will stop you if they think you aren't disabled.

[SampleText]

Heh.
Delete System32 on all the computers :hurr:

[Henry Townshend]

Brutally murder somebody.

[Minilandstan]

When you ask to buy a videogame, say you will help.
Break the glass with your fists

[^0mKTank]

[QUOTE=VagueWisdom;20602437]Driving the ridable moving carts, it's fun driving them around the place but Walmart isn't too fond of teenagers riding them.[/QUOTE]

I did that once at safeway, when they tried to tell me to get off I asked how they knew I wasn't disabled.

I called my friend who was carrying crutches in his car in the parking lot and did my best to not be able to use my leg.

The manager saw and told me to take the things I had in my car for free :v:

[Archy]

show the greeting lady your dick

[SampleText]

Put dildos in the barbie section :lol:

[Pvt. Martin]

[b]Run around naked in the toy isle![/b] :downs:

[SampleText]

Throw skittles at people (while) saying "Taste the damn rainbow", faggot!