Would You Rather?

[MazerRackham]

I haven't seen one of these threads for a while now so why not try to kick one off? Pretty standard stuff, post a 'would you rather' question with two options and answer the poster before you.

Would you rather have superhuman vision but with two enormous compound eyes like a fly, or be carried everywhere by servants in a throne but never be allowed to walk by yourself?

[Zonesylvania]

I'd be carried everywhere since I have a lazy streak a mile long :v:

Would you rather have super speed but become very clumsy as a result, or if you could have super sensitive hearing but be unable to control the level of sensitivity?

[MazerRackham]

Super speed, if only because I hate 90% of the things I hear as it is.

Would you rather drink a pint glass of horse piss, or a shot glass of human sperm?

[brickbox]

EASY
A pint glass of human sperm

Would you rather be able to speak in any language, but only to be able to say the word's Chinese, take, and out, or would you rather have the most powerful computer computer in the world, but it can only be used to render the letter C.

[.Ducky]

I'm gonna cheat your shit and open the PC and take out the parts, what now punk

Would you rather create any one law or get rid of any one law, and if so, what?

[Sphinxa279]

create, legalize that dank 420 worldwide.

Would you rather have infinite mcdonalds and be skinny as hell or would you rather eat the best steak ever every day and get fat.

[wauterboi]

[QUOTE=sphinxa279;45695863]create, legalize that dank 420 worldwide.

Would you rather have infinite mcdonalds and be skinny as hell or would you rather eat the best steak ever every day and get fat.[/QUOTE]
Infinite McDonalds. McDonalds has a small variety of food, whereas the best steak has no variety. I'd get bored of steak much faster than McDonalds.

Would you rather have an afterlife or not?

[Shiying]

DAMN NINJAS, SNIP

[hobothehero]

Have afterlife.

Would you rather pee sandwhiches or only be able to eat pea sandwhiches.

Peeing the sandwhiches hurts but doesnt damage anything.

[Skelosk]

[QUOTE=hobothehero;45695921]Have afterlife.

Would you rather pee sandwhiches or only be able to eat pea sandwhiches.

Peeing the sandwhiches hurts but doesnt damage anything.[/QUOTE]

Trust me, you don,t want that kind of pain in your weiner
So, eat pea sandwiches

Would you rather have blades in your hands like Wolverine or arm-blades like Baraka (Mortal Kombat)?

[matt000024]

Wolverine blades for sure.

Would you rather be sent off to live alone with anything you wanted, but never interact with anything sentient ever again or spend life in a dirty prison cell, but have human contact?

[Saturn V]

The first

Fuck a horse or get fucked by a horse?

[Oskutin]

Alone with everything i wanted.

No people, no problem :v:

Would you rather be poor peasant in stable country, or ruler in unstable country?

[editline]15th August 2014[/editline]
Butcher the horse.

[matt000024]

Ruler in unstable so I could run off to the US and hide there when shit gets bad and still be rich.

Live on Mars or Venus?

[Saturn V]

Venus because Mars is too cold

Since I didn't get a proper answer

Get fucked by a horse or fuck the most gross girl in the world

[Skelosk]

[QUOTE=Saturn V;45697801]Venus because Mars is too cold

Since I didn't get a proper answer

Get fucked by a horse or fuck the most gross girl in the world[/QUOTE]

Since getting fucked by a horse has a high chance of dying, I'll take the other option.

Heart attack or blood loss?

[Sphinxa279]

Heart Attack.

Diarrhea or Cystitis?

[rctplayer8]

The brown sauce.

Learn to fly or teleport?

[Zonesylvania]

teleport.

Would you rather be able to walk on water or swim in land?

[patches]

i want to fly over my town

would you rather use the recent OSX or windows xp?

[Griffalo]

Windows XP
Would you rather have sex with Lucy Pinder or Cara Brett?

[The_J_Hat]

Lucy Pinder

Marathon The Office or Parks and Rec?

[ImpSnob]

haven't seen either but I'm gonna say The Office

Hayley Williams or Susan Coffey

[hippowombat]

Hayley Williams I guess.

Would you rather have more time or more money?

[ImpSnob]

get the money, dolla bill ya'll

Wu-Tang or NWA

[Mister Sandman]

Wu Tang I guess

From [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKIvC81w5iU]this;[/url]
So you are in an avalanche and you’ve been injured. You wake up to find your left arm has been broken and there’s this huge wall of rock and ice and your right arm is behind the wall (through a hole) and somehow it’s holding onto a knife which is near your dick that’s also stuck in the rock and ice. Your right arm you can kinda struggle out but you have to let go of the knife. Now, there’s a news helicopter that’s just flying above you and if you can just wave to them, you could signal them and they could come get you in about 3 hours. But the twist is, there’s a very large, horny silverback gorilla that is gonna buttfuck you for all 3 of those hours on live television as the news broadcasts it AROUND THE WORLD. Your only other option is to use the knife to cut off your dick and it’s just gone completely (you can’t get it back) and you can get away safely.
So, would you rather cut off your own dick or enjoy 3 hours of televised silverback gorilla buttfucking?

[hippowombat]

Bring on the Gorilla. My ass and public image will be better from it.

Would you rather be stuck on a deserted island for the rest of your life with only rice cakes and water to eat, or get a tetnus-shot-needle in the urethra, injecting you with salty lemon juice and hot sauce?

[ImpSnob]

I'll live longer on the island with less infections

Rock or Metal?

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;45701706]Wu Tang I guess

From [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKIvC81w5iU]this;[/url]
gorilla[/QUOTE]

#TEAMSILVERBACK

[Oskutin]

Metal(urgy)

Live in Artic with 3K€/month or Tropic with 500€/month?

[Eskill]

Artic with 3k£.

Be deaf and lose feeling in your limbs or blind and supersensitive?