Surgeon Simulator 2013 - AKA QWOP surgery - General

I just stumbled across this gem on twitter and it is fucking amazing [URL]http://gamejam.bossastudios.com/[/URL] "You are Nigel Burke... an ordinary guy, with no outstanding skills. Somehow forced to perform a heart transplant, using any tools available. Complete the operation in the quickest time possible, with minimal blood loss! Features Revolutionary 1 to 1 finger manipulation control system Realistic surgical tool physics. Professional voice acting. Thumping soundtrack. This is, Surgeon Simulator 2013." [IMG]http://globalgamejam.org/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/screenshots/2013/ss2_1.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://globalgamejam.org/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/screenshots/2013/ss2013.png[/IMG] The graphics look real nice and the physics are hilarious Go nuts There is a downloadable version too

Aw fuck yes. Haven't even played yet but I know this will be great.

this isnt FF you liar anyways i can safely say I don't know how to fucking grab anything without pushing everything off the table

Easy Use your highly trained doctor hands I keep pulling out his fucking lungs and murdering him Like ripping them out at high speed and throwing everything off the table whops

I don't know why, but this was the first thing I did. [img]http://i49.tinypic.com/16mg4j.png[/img]

I just finished my run at 56 seconds because I picked up the saw and went straight for his face sorry lol

I can't remove his heart. What do?

[QUOTE=J$ Psychotic;39390417]I can't remove his heart. What do?[/QUOTE] pull that sucker until it comes out one way or another

You haven't played this game until you've figured out how to pick up the circular saw and just made a filet out of his innards.

I like how you can destroy the guy's ribcage with a syringe.

Welp I know what I'm downloading when I get home.

And who said i am not a good surgeon? [t]http://i.imgur.com/WoyyOS3.png[/t]

I don't know how to take a picture of the downloadable fullscreen version but I fucking finally completed it 24 minutes 3855.713ml of blood A++ rating Christ that was tense

[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;39390686]Welp I know what I'm downloading when I get home.[/QUOTE] It's a browser game

[QUOTE=Ldesu;39390890]It's a browser game[/QUOTE] You can do both

I just cut all his ribs with my saw, cut the heart with a scalpel, took a new heart and just dropped it in and it finished. At first i just throw all the equipment off the table and break the glasses.

[QUOTE=Ldesu;39390890]It's a browser game[/QUOTE] There is still a download, a game client or something. It isn't a normal browser game.

What are the criteria for winning? Do you just need to get his heart out and plonk the other one in there, or do you need to make sure lungs, ribs and everything are still intact? Because if it's the latter, god help us.

[QUOTE=CoolCorky;39390935]What are the criteria for winning? Do you just need to get his heart out and plonk the other one in there, or do you need to make sure lungs, ribs and everything are still intact? Because if it's the latter, god help us.[/QUOTE] It finished for me even though i threw the lungs and ribs on the floor.

[QUOTE=Rama214;39390942]It finished for me even though i threw the lungs and ribs on the floor.[/QUOTE] Lungs and ribs are just a convenience anyway.

Potential GOTY 2013. I need to wait the 11+ months to see.

How the medic lost his medical license: The game.

[QUOTE=xxfalconxx;39391026]How the medic lost his medical license: The game.[/QUOTE] More like if Amateur Surgeon and QWOP had a 3-dimensional baby

okay you guys: -quickest way to break open the ribcage is grabbing the hammer and flicking your wrist while holding RMB to give it a nice hard swing -to pull out the heart you need to cut the arteries (three or four top things) to do this the best way is grabbing a scalpel with your index and thumb and slowly and carefully incisioning (just fucking flail around unless there's a ton of bloodloss) -to win the game you need the old heart out and the new heart in, that's it -be a bit careful, lungs still take damage even when out of the body [editline]28th January 2013[/editline] Octodad and QWOP guy's son plays surgeon: the game

[QUOTE=Protocol7;39391044]More like if Amateur Surgeon and QWOP had a 3-dimensional baby[/QUOTE] Octodad preforms heart surgery

hammered his ribcage open then ripped his lungs and heart out gently dropped the new one in the ribcage "looks fine to me, a++" 2nd try i ripped his lungs out of his chest without removing the ribcage

I threw one of his lungs onto the circular saw and he died of bloodloss because it kept getting damaged

how do you fix the cursor going outside the window?

Could someone be a dear and post the link for the download here? Website's not loading for me for whatever reason nvm switching browsers worked

[img]http://i.imgur.com/ruYgP3w.png[/img] Sorry, I couldn't print screen the downloaded version for some reason, but here's my score. I wish there were more levels.