See, THIS is why I don't go to Omegle:
[code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: I'm not feeling well
Stranger: Y
You: Almosst like I'm gonna
You: hold on
Stranger: Lol
You: Sorry
You: I had to puke in my pot here
You: It's k
Stranger: Ewwww
Stranger: Asl
You: Yeah, it's really chunky
You: What's asl?
Stranger: Never mind are u a f/m
You: f/m?
Stranger: Female or male
You: m
Stranger: Kool
You: Man, this stuff stinks
Stranger: Lol
You: it smells all sour and almost
You: like clams or something
Stranger: Hahaha
You: lol
You: I need a napkin
You: This stuff's stringy
Stranger: Hahahaha
You: kk, better
You: lol
You: I think it's the BBQ chicken I ate XD
Stranger: Ewww
Stranger: IEEE dam it
You: What>
Stranger: My girlfriend slap my ass and it hurt
You: hawt
You: I gotta go now
Stranger: Kk
You: My girlfriend's escaping her cage
Stranger: Lol but wait
You: yeah?
Stranger: I'm a girl
You: oh
You: so you're a lesbian?
Stranger: No bi
You: pwned O.o
Stranger: Yup
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[code]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: i would like to take this time to talk about jesus
You: kk
Stranger: he was a magical person
You: Yes, he was
Stranger: who was believed to have had sexual relations with hitler
You: Wait
You: Ithought hitler was with joe jonas
Stranger: nope
Stranger: they adopted a child
You: And Jim carrey was really luke's father
Stranger: and engaged in family incest
Stranger: often
You: Oh my god, sir you are a genious! [/code]
Why don't you post funny ones?
[code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm horny
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: thats hott
You: I no rite
Stranger: like totally!
Stranger: haha
You: god I hate Omegle
Stranger: same
Stranger: but im bored
Stranger: so it entertaining
You: I'm only here becuase of some stupid topic over at facepunch
You: Say something funny
You: I'm posting this later
Stranger: awsome i feel special
Stranger: !!!
Stranger: do you like fishsticks?
You: I do indeed
You: I eat them all the time
You: I currently have one in my mouth
You: About to swallow
You: ...
Stranger: do you like fishsticks in your mouth?
You: Of course
Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU A GAY FISH@
You: You know this is the first convo I've had where no one asked for asl. and yes, I am
Stranger: gay fishies r quite amazing and to break the chain on no a/s/l/
Stranger: whats UR a/s/l haha
You: well fuck that
Stranger: hahaha
You: I'm 83, a transvestite, and live on the moon
You: Happty?
You: *Happy
You: damn
Stranger: im 57, a amaphrodite, and i life in ur moms vagina
You: Awesome
Stranger: definatly
You: But, she's like 60...
Stranger: you should tell your mom to like clean in there cause it STANKY
You: I'll do it for her
Stranger: thats SEXY!
Stranger: i think i...JIZZED IN MY PANTS
You: You can help
You: and alright I'll jizz with you
Stranger: YES!!
Stranger: -jizzes- shit!
Stranger: -cleans up-
You: You jizzed shit?
You: ow
Stranger: i should go see a doctor about that
You: probably
You: Or keep doing it
Stranger: i think i will, makes me different!
Stranger: -jizzes shit-
You: that's the spirit
You: Well, I gotta go, good look with the shit jizzing, this is going on Facepunch[/code]
My friend made me post this. He's messed up.
I talked to a 13 year old who insulted my mother. I cut out the last half because it got more boring.
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: im eatin pop tarts
Stranger: im eating boogers
You: hot
Stranger: hellll yeaahh
You: put them in your butt
You: wait no
You: that's gross
You: cum on them first then put them in your butt
Stranger: i put them in my vagina
You: NO PUT THEM IN YOUR FUCKING BUTT OR YOU'LL RUIN IT YOU FUCKER
You: JUST SHUT UP AND DO IT
Stranger: good, what ever a fucker is?
You: you
You: you are a fucker
You: CAUSE YOU
Stranger: your mom
You: 'RE NOT DOING IT
You: what about her
Stranger: is a fucker
You: yes
You: she fucked my dad
You: and bore me
Stranger: 709875098437598473 times
Stranger: probally right now
You: oh what the fuck man
You: that's fucking uncalled for
You: I hate you
You: you made me sad
You: you hurt my feelings
Stranger: she likes your dads old sagggy balllsss
You: they're not saggy
Stranger: yours are
You: what concerns me if that you didn't question me how I knew what my dad's balls looked like
Stranger: you wish you knew
You: you must be pretty familiar with it happening so you didn't notice
You: you know what come here I'm tired of this fighting I love you
Stranger: yeah i fuck old men
You: *hug*
You: also I am done eating my pop tarts[/quote]
[code]You: G'day mate!
Stranger: hello :) from australia?
You: YEAH!
You: I just got off of work actually
Stranger: that's always fun
You: It's a mess up close, glad I didn't become an engineer
You: What do you do?
Stranger: University student
Stranger: and i work at M.I.C
You: Oi I went to a university somewhere, for like a day
You: You know,
You: I was a bloody first day student and I said
You: "I don't want to be a engineer, I want to be a sniper!" So I went out and started workin' with a rifle, and its what I do now
Stranger: fun fun :)
You: You snipe?
Stranger: nope i don't use guns our country isn't strong on guns
You: What country you in'?
Stranger: Canada
Stranger: it's illegal to own one to
You: Oh wow!
You: Well if you ever go abroad, you should try sniping, you know the key to sniping really really well?
Stranger: no i don't actually, can you tell me?
You: Frames per second. What kinda graphics you usin'?
Stranger: graphics?
You: I'm erectin' a 4870 right now, not the new but it'll get the job done, makin' bacon.
You: After my sentry
You: So whats M.I.C, that a cook or somethin'?
Stranger: it's a restaurant stands for Made In Canada
Stranger: i do the dishes fun fun :P
You: DISHES GOOD!
You: I USE TO WORK AT PUNY RESTRAUNT TOO!
You: I make sanviches
You: made*
You: Bleh.
You: It was good, make you feel better at end of day.
Stranger: oh we make everything canadian
Stranger: so everything from Poutine to good old beans
You: You should make sanvich, sanvich is good for killing
You: You make sanviches?
Stranger: if i knew what it was, what is it?
You: Nevermind, painful memories of my time with Natascha.
You: Natascha and me made good team, she could really make you wish you weren't in the room, but other than that she was good to me, she costed me a lot of money
You: she is celebrity you heard of her?
Stranger: that's nice to hear, no i haven't
Stranger: and i never had a gf so ya :P
You: She was expensive, 400 thousand dollar woman for a few seconds
You: GF? WHO NEEDS GF
You: You need a chain gun!
Stranger: XD
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 19 u
You: 19, and let me tell you somethin' buddy, sun shines, grass grows, and brother, I hurt people
You: I'm a force-a-nature.
You: Ladies hate me :(
Stranger: where do you get your fun... if you know what i mean
You: ?
You: No, I don't
Stranger: sex all men need it
You: Oh
Stranger: well you don't need but want
You: Once.
You: well, one woman
You: she was a crazy animal seriously
Stranger: lol there the best
Stranger: unless it was like holy crap crazy
You: Um
You: I don't know, I have a friend whos a scout, and his mother was my squeeze, took some pictures, he found them, didn't end well.
Stranger: no doubt
You: I sneak up on people and tend to break things to make them not like me so I can take what I need.
You: only with a sapper.
You: and disguise
Stranger: lol
You: So whats your favorite class in TF2?
Stranger: TF2? if you mean university it's history and english but if it's some kind of gun not a clue
You: http://www.tf2.com/
You: Man this stopped being fun a few sentences after I started, get the game its kickass.
You have disconnected.[/code]
Eh, fun to mess with people but I'm not very good at it.
[code]
Stranger: hi
You: asl
Stranger: from?
Stranger: 16 f u
You: 18 m new york
Stranger: very good
Stranger: ı am not horny
You: In this scenario
You: Let's pretend I'm an old man in a skin tight leather leotard
You: It's turning ME on
Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/code]
I might be getting better.
[code]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl
Stranger: 20 f
You: 23 m
Stranger: from??
You: New York
Stranger: oh, cool..
Stranger: how you doing?
You: good
You: worked
You: studied Krukan litturature
You: Chanted Krukan spells
Stranger: krukan??
You: yes
You: Krukan the bird god
You: he created the earth and mars
Stranger: what is that?
You: Don't you read the Great Krukan Legends?
You: It's the center of the Krukan church
You: We worship Krukan and summon "Upsilonos"
You: Upsilanos come into our body and cleanse us
Stranger: i'm not into myth kinda stuff
You: It's not myth
You: It's real
Stranger: sorry
You: it's k
Stranger: tell me
You: brb, gotta find my spellbook
You: got it
Stranger: hmm...
Stranger: so in other words, you're a witch or something??
You: no
You: Just a follower of Krukan
You: Krukan tells us to take in Upsilonos daily
You: Then we meditate on words of his holy book
You: that he carved out of blood from the Omegans
You: Omegans are evil
You: Omegans plan to take over the world and destroy creativity
Stranger: what kind of belief is that??
You: It's Truth
Stranger: where did it come from??
You: The Omegans?
Stranger: no, the belief
You: Or the Krukan Church?
You: The Krukan church dates 2.3 billion years ago
You: The time of sorrow
You: Then Krukan Banished the Omegans for 2.3 billion years
You: They'ree back
You: And they feed on No creativity
You: Krukan made spirits called Upsilonos to cleanse and purify, expand our Creativity
You: Only followers can summon an upsilani, though.
You: Now's the time of Reclamation
You: we combat the evil Omegans
You: Do you want to become a krukan follower?
Stranger: hmmm.. interesting
You: We also must inhale the great incense in order to recieve visions and messages
You: from krukan
Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/code]
[code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I have a problem
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: I have something wrong with me
Stranger: what?
You: Could you help me out?
Stranger: yeah sure
You: Well, whenever I look at a picture of Tom Cruise, mt penis feels wierd
You: My*
Stranger: tell me
You: It sticks up
Stranger: ok
You: Then, when I rub it
You: It feels wierd
You: then it spews milk
You: it's really gooey
Stranger: ok
You: So what is it?
Stranger: and?
Stranger: i think this is natural process
You: natural?
You: What's it called, then?
Stranger: don`t worry
Stranger: it happened with all
You: really?
You: I kinda feel the same way with thinking of a girl with socks
You: And naked
You: Covered with milk
You: And bread crumbs
You: Ang egg shells
You: They also must be midgets
You: well, actually not really
You: I don't feel like that when it's a midget
You: but all the rest, it makes me feel really wierd
You: it all happened when my neighbor was getting dressed
You: and she got staartled by me
You: then she fell over a table
You: and knocked eggs all over herself
You: Then I dunno why, buy I crumbled up bread on her
You: It felt good
Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/code]
Gay kid V2
[code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: I have a problem
You: Can you help me?
Stranger: what is it
You: Well, whenever I see a pictur of Tom Cruise, my penis feels wierd
You: and when I rub it, I feel REALLY wierd and gooey white stuff gets peed oout
You: Is it an infection?
Stranger: you are a homosexually man there are many of u
You: It looked like puss or something
You: What's that?
Stranger: it means that u like men and not woman
You: not true
You: I feel the same way when I see a naked blonde with breadcrumbs all over herself
You: I saw a picture of that online somewhere
You: I thing it was called something chan
You: think*
Stranger: then you are by which means u like both men and women
Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/code]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: bitch
You: slut
Stranger: gagger
You: cunt rag
Stranger: ass
You: jew
Stranger: dickhead
You: towel
Stranger: pussmouth
Stranger: boe
You: teddy bear
Stranger: ?
You: cupcake
You: pumpkin <3
Stranger: cupcKe? I ced someone thT
You: ?
Stranger: asl m/f
You: do you speak the english?
Stranger: yaa
You: well?
Stranger: a
Stranger: asl
You: why?
You: lsa.
Stranger: I'm 18/m/usa
Stranger: u?
You: 18/usa
Stranger: f/m?
You: female
You: well
You: almost
You: one more surgery to go
Stranger: omfg ur gay
Stranger: gay guy
Stranger: gay guy alert
You: no, you misunderstand.
Stranger: ?
You: I'm into girls. But I want to be a lesbian.
Stranger: explain
You: Way hotter sex.
You: You're missing out, dude.
Stranger: cyber? u m/f?
You: i told you, i'm into girls. thats why I'm going to become one
You: last surgery is on the 24th of this month, I'm stoked.
Stranger: ummmmm ok?
Stranger: cyber
You: you into transexuals then?
Stranger: anyone
You: except gay guys?
Stranger: ya
You: what if I was secretly a gay guy, and you cybered with me. That would make you a homo.
Stranger: I am homo
You: If you enjoyed it, anyway.
Stranger: cyber or no
You: Stranger: omfg ur gay
Stranger: gay guy
Stranger: gay guy alert
You: yeah sure
You: go for it
Stranger: what wud u do first?
You: i'd carve a new fuck hole into your torso.
Stranger: heyy umm do u know I'm a girl? u said ur into grls
You: Stranger: I'm 18/m/usa
You: regardless, a new fuck hole. your turn.
Stranger: s I wud ducktape u to a chair and ride u till u dropdead
You: I don't have a dick. Illogical.
Stranger: so get a fake 1
You: I don't do strap ons.
Stranger: fucker
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 22/F/Las Vegas
Stranger: 23/m/seattle
Stranger: you horny?
You: Oh yea
Stranger: oh what are you wearing?
You: Nothing ;]
Stranger: oh dayum ;) do you have a pic
You: Yup, but you gotta work for it
Stranger: okay how can I earn it?
You: You tell me
You: :D
Stranger: lets say if I eat you out and then make out with you so you taste your pussy ;) or fuck you until my dick fell off?
You: Let's say I'm tacking your IP right now, and you're going to be on dateline NBC
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I have a sexual realationship with a spider.
You: Do you too?
Stranger: what
You: His name is Charles
Stranger: ujmmmmm
You: He likes it his way
You: and he is good
You: Charles wants to have sex right now
You: he is very horney
Stranger: and you r a fucking nigger you bitch i well fuck up the ass so hard you well cry i well do it to your spider to you fuck
You: Thats racist
You: my spider is black
Stranger: he is a nigger
You: thats racist
You: hes black
You: and comes from austrailia
Stranger: do you think i care
You: Yes
Stranger: no
Stranger: bitch
You: heres a picture of him
You: [url]http://www.vc-herzberg.de/australia/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/huntsman-spider.jpg[/url]
Stranger: o fuck your self
You: I cant
You: my penis is not large enough
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New one:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: pah!!!
You: coolo
Stranger: hey
You: hello
You: wanna know a secret?
Stranger: yes
You: you cant tell anybody though
Stranger: sure
You: I have a sexual realationship with a spider.
You: His name is Charles
Stranger: same here but i always kill them
Stranger: they r to small
You: not charles
You: this is what he looks like
Stranger: hes got a big butt hole for u
You: [url]http://www.vc-herzberg.de/australia/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/huntsman-spider.jpg[/url]
You: yes
You: he has a big pooper
Stranger: cuz i stretched it out
You: no
Stranger: ya thats a big spider
You: he was born that way
Stranger: lier
You: I gave birth to him
Stranger: nope
You: now he wants to get it on every sunday night
Stranger: hes a figment of ur imagination
You: no hes not
Stranger: not real
You: He's right here
Stranger: ur a crack head
You: He's furry and has a cool penis
Stranger: hmmm ic
Stranger: that makes u gay
You: Charles wants to know what an ic is
Stranger: i see
You: Oh
You: I told charles that
You: but he did not believe me
You: He thinks you are going to take me from him
Stranger: well hes a stubborn spider
You: no
Stranger: nope i dont want you
You: thats good
Stranger: indeed
You: because charles is pregnant'
Stranger: hmm he has a penis and is pregnant
You: yes
You: he is a spider
Stranger: the black widow female rips the penis off during sex
You: hes a huntsman spider though
Stranger: ya ik
Stranger: just thought i would let u know
You: He was bullied at school
You: by a camel spider
Stranger: also the longest game of monopoly was 75 days
You: cool
Stranger: true
You: Charles and I love to get it on on that board
Stranger: the longest game of underwater monopoly was 45 days
You: Charles cant swi,m
Stranger: sucks
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Oh god, Omegle how I love thee. I have huge stashes of just convos I've had with people. Usually I go with a couple of different personalities I created that keeps things interesting.
My usual fallback is "Ronery Asian Man". I just start out by asking the person if they rike Asian men. And then it spirals out from there as long as they don't just leave instantly.
[code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Herro
Stranger: i am SO itchy!
You: I am SO ronery
You: Do you ruv asian men?
Stranger: o i ruv dem long tiim
You: Then do you ruv me?
You: I need somebody to ruv :(
Stranger: i ruv you to pieces
You: Yay :)
Stranger: all the asian men need RUVVVV
You: Yes, that is vely true
Stranger: do you ruv ME?
You: of course I do :)
You: Why wourdn't I?
Stranger: orrrhhh, i don't know. what if i tolrd you i was a MERMAID?
You: You're a MERMAID? I RUV MERMAIDS :)
You: I RUV TO EAT THEM I MEAN
Stranger: oooorrrno! i better swirrrm awayyyrr!
You: I WIRR DEVOUR YOU WHORE
Stranger: lmao
You: I WIRR EAT YOUR WHORE BODY
Stranger: my WHORE BODY!
You: YES, YOUR WHORE ENTILE BODY
Stranger: OOORRNOOO!!!
Stranger: PLEASE DON'T EAT ME MR. ASIAN MAN
You: BUT I RUV YOU
You: I MUST EAT YOU
Stranger: THEN I SHARLL EAT YOU FIRST
You: Prus, fish is hearthy :)
You: YoU WIRR NEVER EAT ME >:(
Stranger: YES I WILL HIRE MY GANG OF BURLY MERMEN
Stranger: AND HAVE ASIAN MAN STEAK FOR DINNER
You: I SHARR STAND ON THE SHORE
You: THEY CANNOT GET ME HAHAHAHAHA
You: AND YET I HAVE A NET
You: YOU ARE MINE
Stranger: THEN I SHALL HIRE MY GANG OF GIANT MUDKIPS
Stranger: AND MR ASIAN MAN SHALL BE NO LONGER
You: I DON'T RIKE MUDKIPS
Stranger: BUT..BUT THEY TASTE RIKE FISH!
You: THEY ARE SHITTY FISH
You: THEY TASTE OF ASS AND SHIT
Stranger: OH PLEASE MR ASIAN MAN. NO NONSENSE. YOU EAT THEM BY THE GARBAGEBAG FULL
You: I HATE YOUR MUDKIPS
You: YOU ARE DERICIOUS THOUGH
You: I RAFF MANICRY AT YOUR ROSS
You: I'm now roasting you :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/code]
Then I have the Gentleman. He acts like a proper 1850's Southern socialite. Some backstory about this one-a chat earlier then this a person was talking about guitars, and he said it was used to juice fruit.
[code]Stranger: hi
Stranger: im zac efron
You: HELLO, my good sir!
You: I am William Fordsington the III.
Stranger: hello to you too
Stranger: pleasant day is it not
Stranger: ?
You: Yes, quite the pleasant day today. Truly!
You: Where do you hail from, my good sir>
Stranger: I hail all the way from California
You: Ah, quite a nice place, from what I have heard! I come from across the pond; grand ol England!
Stranger: Grand old place it is indeed
Stranger: what part of england do you reside in
You: Jolly old London, of course!
Stranger: You are not of royalty are you?
You: No, not of royalty. I am a factoryman!
Stranger: I see, your manner of speech however, seems to denote that of the queen
Stranger: take that as a compliment
You: Yes, why thank you!
Stranger: I must say that I am not familiar with many Englishmen
Stranger: So what brings you to this website may I ask?
You: I come to make friends and mayhaps court a young person of the female persuasion!
You: What about you?
Stranger: I have similar motives in mind
You: hm, great minds think alike I say what!
Stranger: but am not so much searching for a female companion
Stranger: What is your age?
You: I am at the age of 34, quite a grand age!
You: I still have up to perhaps 18, maybe even 19 years left of life!
Stranger: I am surprised, people of your generation rarely appear here
You: hm, I have noticed that foremost!
You: I do not understand most ways of this newest generation, I would say!
Stranger: Perhaps I can help you?
You: hm, maybe
Stranger: pose your questions about my generation, I am 17 by the way
You: one thing I have been much perplexed by is this-what IS a guitar? I have been told of it as many types of instruments, from musical to juicing!
You: it seems rather silly!
Stranger: a guitar?
Stranger: for juicing?
You: yes, my dear chap!
Stranger: that's quite absurd
You: honestly? I have no idea what a guitar even looks like!
Stranger: have you not made use of the internet to ascertain such information?
You: you can do that now?
Stranger: why of course
You: BRILLIANT!
Stranger: you are using the internet now
Stranger: you must know about google?
You: Well, I'd say HA HA to this situation! I have never heard of google until now!
Stranger: that is impossible
You: how so?
Stranger: everyone who uses a computer knows what google is
Stranger: it is a mere website
You: what is a computer?
Stranger: now you are being silly
You: no, I BELIEVE YOU ARE BEING QUITE DAFT YOURSELF
You: I CHALLENGE YOU...TO A DUEL!
Stranger: I accept
You: Ok, good!
You: The challenged choses the weapon and dueling ground!
You: what shall it be?
Stranger: words are weapons
Stranger: the dueling ground is here and now
You: ok, then it shall be so!
You: although I feel I've fought the same conditions before...
You: ok then
You: We shall take 5 paces away, then when the bell tolls, TURN AND FIRE
You: I shall count!
You: ONE
You: TWO
You: THREE
You: FOUR
You: FIVE
Stranger: fire
You: Five paces have been made
You: I said when the bell rings!
Stranger: i heard it
You: *ring*
You: BANG
You: there it was
You: you are dead now
Stranger: im dead
You: yes, quite so
Stranger: ok
Stranger: oh... God does exist!
You: I believe you are not quite dead yet, sir
You: or elese I would not be hearing you talk currently!
Stranger: i am in the transitional phase
Stranger: OF COURSE I AM NOT DEAD YOU PANSY
Stranger: you violated the terms of the duel
You: YOU SHOULD BE DEAD
Stranger: i can't die from a gun
You: it was not a gun!
You: It was the onomatopeia of the sound of a gun!
Stranger: and your shot missed
You: no, because you never spelled miss in time!
You: and so, it never missed!
You: You never even fired your shot!
Stranger: hmm... i never thought of that
Stranger: ok im dead
You: ok then
You: YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR, AND GOODBYE
You: *and so, the gentleman walks off*
Stranger: a guitar is a musical instrument
You: FUCK
You have disconnected.[/code]
Finally, I sometimes use translation party if I just really want to annoy a person. Of course, it's hard for anybody to understand half the time what I was trying to say in these ones except me.
[code]Stranger: hi?
You: Hi, this is a good translation? I do not know :(
Stranger: it makes sense
You: Many people think that my translator bad.
Stranger: you forgot a verb between translator and bad
Stranger: where are you from?
You: And they are terrible, and certainly I cry, please tell them.
Stranger: tell who?
You: Kim Jong Il, North Korea kicked his puppy.
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: THAT BASTARD!
You: He is such a douchebag. He will enjoy the start of Japan's nuclear weapons.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: but does japan have nukes?
You: He also stole my ice cream cone.
You: What? Japan, please. Have nuclear weapons, we need money.
Stranger: I will kill him
Stranger: you are from north korea?
You: Yes, I said before. If I do not understand :(
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what the the word "Elkhorn" mean to you?
You: There are also computers. I'm connected to the Internet in mind.
You: Elkhorn is what I mean.
You: Elkhorn leperchaun evil is stealing your money.
Stranger: evan murray?
You: But yes, Murray.
Stranger: can I kill him
Stranger: ???
You: Murray is a bitch.
Stranger: and you are?
You: Yes, kill him asleep.
Stranger: what is your name?
You: I already Chongqing
Stranger: whatever
Stranger: who are you really?
You: My name is Takeshi Kaneshiro. I told you.
Stranger: no you said Chongqing
You: My baby is eating well.
You: No, I did not.
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: suck my dick
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
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