'Make up your own jokes then post them' Thread V1 - "Laughter is the best medicine!"

[Steamjunke]

"Are you a funny person? Do you make up your own humor? Well you can finally get to blurt out that creative humor in this thread!".

Now, to get things crackin, ha get it becaus- oh never mind...
Anyways lets start off with this,
"[I]Carl![I]
[I] What? [/I]
[I]Don't go into the light![/I]
[I]But its so-[/I]
[I]NO! No Carl NO![/I]
[I]*Zap*![/I]
[I]Oh god! Ohhh god why! Whyyyy! The horror- hey look a light!".[/I]

[_Nooke]

[B]Ha! Bad puns![/B]

[I]What about LED-Lights?[/I]
[I] - What?[/I]
[I]Yeah, are they like... Transported via zeppelins?[/I]
[I] - ...[/I]

[sp]Led Zeppelin[/sp]

[Richard Longflop]

I was at a farm the other day with a friend. We were discussing why cows were black and white.

"Perhaps it's camouflage!" I said.

"Really? what makes you think that?" He replied.

"Well, did you know that there's one behind you right now?"

He turned around and was shocked into jumping by this cow behind him, calmly chewing some grass.

"What the- where the hell did he come from!?" He yelped.

I then reply with "Looks like you didn't notice that he just went pasteurise."

(Just submitted it to Sickipedia. hopefully its quality isn't that bad.)

[Chase827]

[QUOTE=LaughingOrange;38969477][B]Ha! Bad puns![/B]

[I]What about LED-Lights?[/I]
[I] - What?[/I]
[I]Yeah, are they like... Transported via zeppelins?[/I]
[I] - ...[/I]

[sp]Led Zeppelin[/sp][/QUOTE]

Lol, I didn't understand at first because I always pronounce LEDs in my head as "ell ee dees"

[Fuckitbucket]

If you're into offensive, then you're in for a treat. What happens when a Christian, Jew, and Buddhist are on a plane? A Muslim guy hijacks it and crashes it.

[Zillamaster55]

What would you call CopperCab if he opened up a bakery?

[sp]The ginger bread man![/sp]

[imptastick2]

[QUOTE=Steamjunke;38962486]
Anyways lets start off with this,
"[I]Carl![I]
[I] What? [/I]
[I]Don't go into the light![/I]
[I]But its so-[/I]
[I]NO! No Carl NO![/I]
[I]*Zap*![/I]
[I]Oh god! Ohhh god why! Whyyyy! The horror- hey look a light!".[/I][/QUOTE]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vod9DL4IhBM[/media]

[ScottyWired]

This thread was doomed from the start, it required Facepunch to create original content!

[zakededodead]

what did the elephant who thought he was a horse say to the bartender?

[sp] neigh [/sp]

[jaykray]

I've got a part time job as a mattress tester, it's always nice to have something to fall back on.

[That Sprite]

So the other day my friend was telling me how his dog brought back a stick he threw 10 miles.

I said that was a bit far fetched.

[tempunary]

black people

[EmperorKabuto]

My girlfriend always asks me to pay her back for things.

Just kidding I don't have a girlfriend

Forever a-loan

[GastricTank]

[img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/67144542/Drawings/arlyfunneejoke.png[/img]

[endorphinsam]

what do you call an african american pilot?

[sp]a really good hijacker[/sp]

[YourFriendJoe]

I always love posting this one

"I was walking along one day when I saw a black man carrying a TV. I thought it was mine, but then I remembered mine was back home, polishing my shoes."

[OtherMech]

I once asked my math teacher
"How am I supposed to find the X if I don't even know what she looks like??"

[WhiteHusky]

White is the best color!
[B]IT HAS ALL THE COLORS![/B]

[editline]28th December 2012[/editline]

Some More
[url]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/17823794/forumfun/Sayings.html[/url]

Also, because I very so can, I was watching a Saints Row The Third Play through and right when the guy crashed into a car, my computer Blue Screened.
The crash that crashed.