We have an angry thread, we have a sad thread, but no happy thread? lighten up facepunch!
So what makes you happy? I would have to say spending time with my friends.
Being sad.
Being inside on a stormy day with rain pouring like crazy, enjoying my favorite drink/food, whilst playing my favorite videogames.
Good episodes of Star Trek.
Girls
Little ones preferred
What's happiness?
building an enormous building in minecraft and seeing the result of it
The right kind of music.
stuff
Porn.
getting rated winner for a funni post :xd:
Boobs.
[QUOTE=Combine 177;28896487]Porn.[/QUOTE]
For 5 minutes and then all the fun goes away.
Music, a great movie, and a good book always bring happiness.
Cats.
Helping other people.
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Preferably hot chicks in need of cock.
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Between their thighs.
Playing games on steam... With Good Internet...
I'm never happy
penor
Bad things happening to people I don't like.
Facepunch :unsmith:
and eating my favorite foods and watching TV (Golden Girls or Star Trek) and rain.
[code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: ---------(removed)
Stranger: nice
Stranger: 17, M, us
You: Wow
You: I just talked with some american 15-year old
You: He was a total douche.
Stranger: lol...how come
You: He asked about my cup size
You: Idiot.
You: Doesn't have any idea how to talk to girls, apparently
You: You don't say shit like that
Stranger: ya for real what a fag
You: I know.
Stranger: why dont you tell me what you would like to talk about
You: Well, right now I have to go through this camp again
You: I failed it last time, now i have to go through it again
You: And it lasts for half a year in total
Stranger: that not good
You: It's this church camp
Stranger: im sure youll do fine this time
You: I wish I could already get out of the church but nope.
You: I gotta wait till i'm 18
Stranger: how come
You: Underaged people can't leave their religions.
You: Part of the law.
Stranger: really thats lame...church girls turn me on
You: Oh, I'm not a nun or anything
You: I'm just officially christian.
Stranger: i know but its something about them
You: People say it's that nice little necklace they give you when you go through your confirmation
You: Most like how it looks
Stranger: im not sure what your talking about
Stranger: but im sure it does
You: Well, hold on
Stranger: ok
You: Can you wait for a second? I can get you a picture.
Stranger: sure...as long as it has you in it lol
Stranger: jk
You: Aight, be RIGHT back.
Stranger: ok
You: Oh, damn it
You: I got to upload it
Stranger: ok thts fine i have time
You: (removed)
You: there
You: Sorry if it's a bit blurry.
You: Hopefully you can see the necklace.
Stranger: holy shit is that you
You: Is something wrong?
Stranger: OMG your hot
Stranger: no offense
You: Tell me something I didn't know.
Stranger: haha nice
Stranger: could you send me more pics?
You: That's getting borderline creepy.
Stranger: haha...im not trying to be sorry
You: Tell you what
Stranger: whats that
You: One more and then you drop the subject.
Stranger: deal
Stranger: promise
Stranger: Deal?
You: This one will be a bit older
Stranger: thats cool
You: Also, I remember back then i was still messing around with effects so
You: (removed)
Stranger: ok
You: Don't have any decent pictures on my HD
Stranger: thats cool...ya your gorgeous
You: Besides, I'm pretty lucky to have these genes.
You: I hear tourists always say finnish girls are super beautiful, but...
Stranger: lol...yea for sure...you have an amazing body
You: Everyone else I know are butt ugly
Stranger: yea your def hot
Stranger: haha
Stranger: really
You: Oh you have no idea.
You: Hold on.
Stranger: ok
You: I mean, all the guys have pimples all the way on their faces
You: Most don't even go to shower daily
Stranger: thats gross
You: Perfect example here.
You: (removed)
You: Looks like a cave troll.
Stranger: oh god thats gross
You: But they can't help it.
You: Can't blame them.
Stranger: yea not everyone can be as pretty as you righ tlol
You: If everyone was as good-looking as me, nobody would be gorgeous.
Stranger: lol...i like your confidence
You: So i sort of need people to be ugly so I can be the better-looking one.
You: Actually people say it's narcissism
You: Which I agree.
Stranger: lol
You: But I'm aware of it.
You: And not intending to change it.
Stranger: well then there you go be who you are lol
Stranger: so do you have a BF
You: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
You: Where would I ever get one with tolerable appearance?
Stranger: lol...what
You: Although.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: come to america
You: Once I met one who was amazing
You: America?
You: Nah
You: Too warm for me
You: Over here it's -10 Celsius and I'm chilling outside with a top
Stranger: lol...oh really...well if you ever change your mind im a pretty good looking guy lol
Stranger: lol
You: And that is an opinion,
Stranger: your crazy
You: Crazy?
Stranger: thats true
You: Oh, no no no no
Stranger: thats cold
You: It's a feature.
You: I was born with amazing genes, and i mean that
Stranger: lol...what do you mean
You: My uncle is the same
You: He doesn't feel cold even when it's -20 Cel
You: I'm more or less his copy
Stranger: nice
You: Slender, resilient and haunted for the looks
You: I kind of have grown on it, though
Stranger: thats awesome...i wouldnt mind the cold either if had those genes
You: That's also a curse.
You: I mean
Stranger: lol...ya your def haunted by your looks
You: Once i went to Estonia which is only, like, 200 km south
You: And I was sweating all the time
You: Just imagine how bad it would be in Mid Europe or US
Stranger: oh really
You: It's not all flowers
Stranger: yea youd sweeat your pretty little ass off
You: Say what now?
Stranger: lol...its a expression
You: Hm, aight
Stranger: so are you horny
You: Mm, kinda
You: Haven't got any in a month or so
Stranger: really i was afraid to ask but i thought i would anyways
You: But not really.
Stranger: oh really its been about three weeks for me
Stranger: so you are or you arent im donfused
Stranger: confused*
You: Nothing major, just a small tickle at the back of my head
You: Once I was scott-free for a year
You: Then it really got unbearable
Stranger: yea i bet...so you gave head about a month ago?
You: More than that, got an all-nighter a month ago
You: Was playing some TF2 in a LAN game
Stranger: Nice
You: This one guy got drunk
Stranger: how was that
You: Thought i'd see how long it'd take till he passed out.
You: Besides, it was all i could think of
You: I had been dry for a year then
Stranger: yea i wouldnt be able to go without for a year
You: It's not that big of a deal for me, so I can last a year or so.
You: Although if i really wanted to i guess i could go another year
You: But then again, the only point in keeping long breaks is keeping yourself fit
Stranger: really...IDK i love sex not sure i could go that long
You: Because I know one of my classmates gets laid every weekend
You: Nobody wants her anymore because she apparently got too loose
You: getting down too often is actually a bad thing
Stranger: yea exactly
Stranger: i agree
Stranger: for women atleast
Stranger: i hate loose vagina
You: Better than none.
Stranger: im assuming your nice and tight then lol
Stranger: thats true
You: As if you could ever find out.
Stranger: yea right i wish lol
Stranger: so do you want to cyber or role play or something
You: Hmm
You: I usually don't
You: But ah what the hell
You: I'm bored anyway
Stranger: cool...ya me too
Stranger: thanks for making an exception lo
You: hold on
Stranger: lol*
Stranger: ok
You: I got an idea
Stranger: ok
Stranger: whats up
You: I actually found an old fake penis from my closet once i moved here
Stranger: oh nice
You: Been using it here and there
Stranger: are you going to use it
Stranger: awesome
You: Why not.
Stranger: wish i could see that lol
You: how the hell did i get this wet
You: slides right in
Stranger: or better yet i wish you didnt have to use a fake one and use mine lol
Stranger: wow...how does it feel
You: feels slick and good
Stranger: do you wanna cyber or role play
You: first one
Stranger: ok you wanna start
You: you go
Stranger: ok
Stranger: Id love to stick my tougne in your tight wet pussy right now
Stranger: and lick your clit real fas
Stranger: and rip your shirt off and play with your beautiful titties
You: Your dick looks so delicious i wish i could lick it's head and stuff it in my throat
Stranger: oh god i love for you to get my dick so wet with your mouth
Stranger: so it slides right into your tight little pussy
You: screw that, i want you in the other one
Stranger: id love to lick on your titties till they get nice and hard
Stranger: you like to be fuckedin the ass
You: done it
You: feels amazing
Stranger: wow thats awesome
You: stick your cock in my tight asshole
You: please
Stranger: not many girls would agree
Stranger: oh baby ill stick my huge cock right in your tight little asshole and lick it after im done
You: stick it in deep so far your balls rub my clit
Stranger: oh yea that would feel so good
Stranger: you can fuck your pussy with that dildo whiile im fucking your asshole
Stranger: and cumming inside of it
You: do you love my warm asshole gripping your huge dick?
Stranger: it feels so fucking good
Stranger: it makes me want to cum so bad
You: cum inside my ass and in my mouth i want your cum so bad
Stranger: how doed my huge dick feel ramminginto your ass
Stranger: oh ya suck my dick after i just fucked you in the ass
Stranger: suck all the cum out
Stranger: how does your pussy feel baby
You: You know.
You: You're fucking retarded. Nobody actually cybers with a´some desperate american nerd in Omegle.
You: Have fun you jerked off to your own fantasies in the internet. Go get laid IRL, fucknugget.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
I love doing this. Such a nice laugh I get once I ruin their harmony in the end.
[QUOTE=SilverDragon619;28896217]What's happiness?[/QUOTE]
A warm gun.
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You know that makes you happy regardless of who you are.
rated lightning
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[quote]Serotonin syndrome is a potentially life threatening drug reaction that causes the body to have too much serotonin, a chemical produced by nerve cells.[/quote]
[QUOTE=The mouse;28898693][/QUOTE]
Wasn't that obvious?
Nerding out big time on Futurama.
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