• Worth it to turn my desk facing my door?
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I don't want to go through ALL THAT WORK turning around my desk to face my door if it wouldn't be worth it. This is mainly so people can't see what I'm doing when they walk in. (Porn). So, should I? I have a laptop and a fan on my desk.
post pics
if you're constantly watching porn and is afraid of someone noticing you, then why not?
Do it. It would look pretty awesome in my opinion.
[QUOTE=DDSNv2;28789159]Do it. It would look pretty awesome in my opinion.[/QUOTE] I could look out my window in my office chair and turn when someone enters. [editline]24th March 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Ender_Wiggin;28789090]post pics[/QUOTE] Of what.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1071076-Embarrassing-Experiences-While-Masturbating[/url].
No, you are easily susceptible to a shot to the head. You need to keep your desk as strange an angle to the door as humanly possible to avoid any unwanted bullets and/or conversations.
If your worried about being caught masturbating and incredibly lazy, I have the solution for you. The next time you're enjoying a wank and some poor bastard happens to wander in without knocking, just keep going and stare them dead in the fucking eyes. They'll know to knock next time.
[QUOTE=HawkeyeTy;28790157]If your worried about being caught masturbating and incredibly lazy, I have the solution for you. The next time you're enjoying a wank and some poor bastard happens to wander in without knocking, just keep going and stare them dead in the fucking eyes. They'll know to knock next time.[/QUOTE] Should I keep jacking off while staring?
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;28790195]Should I keep jacking off while staring?[/QUOTE] Oh that's the most essential part. Speed up if possible. [editline]24th March 2011[/editline] But don't even fucking blink.
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;28790195]Should I keep jacking off while staring?[/QUOTE] But of course
That would be an awkward dinner later on.
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;28789275] Of what.[/QUOTE] Of you masturbating of course.
This thread made me :laugh:
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;28791803]Of you masturbating of course.[/QUOTE] Oh gladly! Here they are! [media]http://thehollywoodscandal.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/pervert1.jpg[/media] [editline]24th March 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Higuys;28791835]This thread made me :laugh:[/QUOTE] I don't believe you. Rate everything on this page funny.
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;28791837] I don't believe you. Rate everything on this page funny.[/QUOTE] Done, miestro.
[QUOTE=Higuys;28791969]Done, miestro.[/QUOTE] Now that's devotion. [editline]24th March 2011[/editline] [h2]UPDATE!!![/H2] Turned my desk! Now I have a clear view of my TV, no one can see my porn, and The breeze of the window is behind me. The desk DOES stick out a bit though as a chair has to be there.
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