Corrupt a wish v1.666 - General

Grant the wish mentioned on the post above you, except twist it in some way. Example: ------post 1------ I want the Zone to disappear. ------post 2------ Granted. It disappears from your eyes, along with your eyesight. I wish for gumbo ------------------- Let's start off with this: I wish I had a Zamboni.

It resurfaces your asshole, too. I'd like a decent microphone for gaming, please.

Granted, but for some reason, it makes your voice sound like a 10 year old and no one can take you seriously. I wish for the ability to shapeshift.

granted but you can only shape shift in the form of a tampon i'd like to be rich [editline]28th April 2013[/editline] used

You are now rich in calories. I wish, I wish, for a fish.

Granted but you get fish aids I wish to be immune to mosquito bites

granted but bee stings now give you malaria i wish i had super sonic hearing

Granted, however you can only hear high-pitched noises. I wish I had a box.

Snip. Whatever. Fuck.

You are now a box. I want one million dollars.

Granted but it is in a locked chest and you don't have the key I wish my computer wasn't so crappy

Granted, you now own the worlds best computer. Its only 800x600 resolution on a 8x8 monitor. I wish I had a Bugatti Veyron.

Wish granted. The car is stripped of anything useful and is not salvageable. I want a pool filled with jello.

granted but the jello is made out of your moms juices i wish i was a girl for today

Granted but you get gang raped and you get pregnant and you are still pregnant when you turn back into a man and the baby comes out your urethra I wish for world peace

Granted, but since everybody died to archive world peace, you aren't alive to drink the RB I wish for everybody to revive

Granted. But unfortunately Russia accidentaly sets o fa biological nuclear bomb from B6 that kills every single living thing on the Earth. I wish I had a life

Granted but you die on the next day. I wish I made more "sports"

Granted, however you give birth to a bowling ball. I wish for a 0.9mm mechanical pencil.

Granted, but you get all of your legs and limbs ripped apart from your rowdy football players in the Ultra Illegally Extreme Football Team Championships. I wish for a rubber string ball. [editline]30th April 2013[/editline] Uh no... I was late for the sports wish....dammit. [editline]30th April 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=WarRocker32;40483456]Granted, however you give birth to a bowling ball. I wish for a 0.9mm mechanical pencil.[/QUOTE] Granted, but you ingest the lead which kills you in 2 days.

Granted it is has a 1 mile radius.

I will wish for you, since you didn't provide a wish. You are now a catgirl that pukes potatoes out every orifice every time you think of anything. $10 bucks please. I wish I had a gold membership.

Granted but banned the next day. I wish I had a sandwich.

Granted, but you contract Listeriosis from contaminated sandwich parts and die. I wish my brake pads were fixed.

Granted but your brakes are now beyond sensitive making your car very frustrating to operate. I wish I had some food.

You can have all the food you want, but swallowing your food and drinks is now an extremely painful action. I wish I was the Pope

Granted, you are an bacteria. I wish that the outcome of this wish is positive.

Granted, you are now eternally positively charged, causing you to become more susceptible to static shock. Zap. I think. I wish you knew what I'm thinking about right now.

Wish Granted, but the thought sends you permanently insane. I wish for a Galaxy Note 3 phone

Granted. The charger, however is broken and the next time you plug it in, you die from electrocution. I want Bill Gate's house.