What's your theory of how humans colonized the planet? - General

Just say "Religion" if you believe in the Adam and Eve story, or any type of religous story. I think that the big ass asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs contained human eggs/cells/what. Then the human eggs/cells/what cellfuycked monkeys cause they're horney little fuckers. And maybe the asteroid was launched by another planet with humans/horney little fuckers. TL;DR: Weed can do alot of things to your brain.

Shit happened. The End.

We started out as little tiny particles and then grew into trees, and then eventually we all died because of a massive meteor and then evolution happened etc. and the few people on earth made a big stick and stabbed all the mammoths and shit and we took over.

Billions of years ago the civilization before us invented a large machine that spun hadrons around really fast and collided them. This created a huge black hole that engulfed the universe and created a big bang. [editline]08:45PM[/editline] This is satire by the way, I don't actually believe this. [editline]08:45PM[/editline] :tinfoil:

We evolved our way up from retarded fish-frogs.

penis in the vagoo

"Reapers".

a very long time ago there where humans before us who achieved space travel they had started to go extinct from an alien race so they, in secret, dropped human seeds on earth and then left without ever telling anyone to not reveal our location

[QUOTE=Fire Kracker;22694656]a very long time ago there where humans before us who achieved space travel they had started to go extinct from an alien race so they, in secret, dropped human seeds on earth and then left without ever telling anyone to not reveal our location[/QUOTE] I always think of crazy theories like that, yours is one of them which I have thought of. Like have you ever thought that we don't actually belong on this planet? because every single organism on this planet follows a certain pattern that fits in with the planets ecosystem... apart from humans. We are the ones that have extinct animals and are slowly destroying the planet. If anything that was meant to be on this planet... it's not us. However I might be wrong... maybe our intelligence is the very thing that will save us all and the planet and possibly better it? Maybe we're just going through a phase right now... But anyway another crazy theorie, Aliens created us and put us on this planet millions of years ago and have been watching us grow and excel in knowledge, technology and politics as part of an experiment of watching an advanced civilisation progress and they have been monitoring us for those millions of years generation for generation...

[QUOTE=Fire Kracker;22694656]a very long time ago there where humans before us who achieved space travel they had started to go extinct from an alien race so they, in secret, dropped human seeds on earth and then left without ever telling anyone to not reveal our location[/QUOTE] lol scientology you needs a lief. anyway my theory is *crackle* *fbi run in and kill me and erase everyones memory* so i was saying, fish costs so much nowadays.

World has joined the game. Man has joined the game. Women has joined the game. etc..

And in 2,000,000 years: Sun has quit. (Connection Closing) Sun killed World.

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[QUOTE=J AC1D;22724999]I always think of crazy theories like that, yours is one of them which I have thought of. Like have you ever thought that we don't actually belong on this planet? because every single organism on this planet follows a certain pattern that fits in with the planets ecosystem... apart from humans. We are the ones that have extinct animals and are slowly destroying the planet. If anything that was meant to be on this planet... it's not us. However I might be wrong... maybe our intelligence is the very thing that will save us all and the planet and possibly better it? Maybe we're just going through a phase right now... But anyway another crazy theorie, Aliens created us and put us on this planet millions of years ago and have been watching us grow and excel in knowledge, technology and politics as part of an experiment of watching an advanced civilisation progress and they have been monitoring us for those millions of years generation for generation...[/QUOTE] What the hell do you mean "don't belong to this planet"? We fit in perfectly, the only thing that we can do is that we have the brainpower to think up things to better/make things worse, humanity used to fit in just perfectly. Our brain just outgrew what you would define the defined pattern. Also, animals have killed out other species too, so it's not like we are the first one to do so. The second theory would work if these aliens wanted warriors, because we haven't been on our best behaviour since we first found out that sticks makes it easier to break legs.

I'm laughing like fuck at the OP's idea that we come from alien cells which fucked monkeys. Not how evolution works at all. At all. You probably also think a Duck Billed Platypus is what happened when a beaver and a duck had a baby. Nor were Humans around immidiately after the dinosaurs.

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Evolution.

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Adam has joined the game. Diablo's minion has grown stronger! Eva has joined the game. Diablo's minion has grown stronger! Logic has left the game. Diablo's minion has weaken.

[QUOTE=cheesedelux;22725380]I'm laughing like fuck at the OP's idea that we come from alien cells which fucked monkeys. Not how evolution works at all. At all. You probably also think a Duck Billed Platypus is what happened when a beaver and a duck had a baby. Nor were Humans around immidiately after the dinosaurs.[/QUOTE] I'm going to generalize a lot now, but I have a feeling it's mainly americans who oppose the theory of evolution, christian people usually believe in evolution (as in something God created for the lulz or something like that).

2 people had sex they made babies those babies grew up and they had sex and made more babies and it continued on like that untill- SUDDENLY WE ARE ALL BROTHER AND SISTERS [editline]05:47AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Xephio;22725856]Adam has joined the game. Diablo's minion has grown stronger! Eve has joined the game. Diablo's minion has grown stronger! Logic has left the game. Diablo's minion has weaken.[/QUOTE] Fix'd

Is the OP....dumb? That is the dumbest shit I have ever heared, and I go to a christian school!!! I say we evolved, wich is proven, more or less

Evolution from simple prokaryotes over about 3.8 billion years. [URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/8d6200400pxcollapsedtree.png[/IMG][/URL]

[QUOTE=Gregah;22725149]What the hell do you mean "don't belong to this planet"? We fit in perfectly, the only thing that we can do is that we have the brainpower to think up things to better/make things worse, humanity used to fit in just perfectly. Our brain just outgrew what you would define the defined pattern. Also, animals have killed out other species too, so it's not like we are the first one to do so. The second theory would work if these aliens wanted warriors, because we haven't been on our best behaviour since we first found out that sticks makes it easier to break legs.[/QUOTE] I fine point you make there about fitting in with the planet, right now we just need to find a way for our intelligence to work with the pattern of this planet which in my opinion we are beginning to do with our alternative biofuels and beginning to work with nature to provide our energy rather than... destroying it. The only problem is are we doing it quick enough? We will get there provided that this planet can put up with whatever damage we are currently causing for enough time...

In the beginning we were all fish, swimming around in the water, and then one day a couple fish had a retard baby and the retard baby was different so it got to live. So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies and then one day a retard baby crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this, retard frog squirrel and then that had a retard baby which was a monkey fish frog and then this monkey fish frog had sex with that monkey and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and that made you. But that's just the back story.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;22691413] I think that the big ass asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs contained human eggs/cells/what. Then the human eggs/cells/what cellfuycked monkeys cause they're horney little fuckers. And maybe the asteroid was launched by another planet with humans/horney little fuckers. [/QUOTE] Best post in FP history. Just... Best post ever. So much information!