Names you wish you had gotten at birth.

[SexualShark]

I change,

Max Payne.

[backwardspy]

Oliver Clothesoff.

[Toyhobo]

Longrod von Hugendong.

[Glorbo]

Mister Man

[343N]

David hasslehoff

[snipe]

Lance Hardwood.

[Useful Dave]

Max Power.

Then I'd know my parents named me after a hairdryer.

[Mr Flexi]

Chewie.

[JonniXD]

Maxster W. Fightingstead

[Sebixxx]

Dovahkiin

[Jocke]

Chuck Norris

[Schmaaa]

I want my first name to be Lord.

[LEETNOOB]

I want my first name to be Kirill.

:(

[Richard Longflop]

Anything but my current one, really. I hate it.

[Fivas]

Garry Newman

[Recco]

Gordon Freeman

[Cowabanga]

Daniel.

[666]

Gabe Newell

[Laferio]

Cain Titus.

[CheeserCrice]

Gaylord Focker

[Jinx Spinx]

Marcellus Wallace

[Scizor]

Finn

[adam1172]

Solo, Han Solo.

[Steffmeister]

Episode 3

Since I am the 3rd child out of 6. :v:

[Francisco]

titties poo poo

[Psychopath]

Kind of the name I wish I would [i]not[/i] have gotten at birth: Trevor

My mother was very close to naming me that but my father butted in and suggested a different name that I now currently have.

[perka123]

Butt Fucker McGee

[deanpfr]

Ben Dover

[danelo]

Kelso

[father_snake]

Floyd.
So I can wear pink shirts and go around saying: "Hi my name is Floyd, but you can call me Pink Floyd."