Location:
A museum. You're in the small corridor between the main area and the bathrooms. There are two drinking fountains next to you. A very large bear is coming from the woman's room 20 feet away, and it's angry. A large pack of fat schoolchildren are blocking your exit.
In The Room:
Wet floor sign
Mop
Janitor's cart (with various cleaning fluids in spray bottles)
Dead janitor
Half eaten corn dog
Post your course of action
Put the fat kids on the Janitor's cart and push it towards the bear. A WORTHY SACRIFICE!
Throw the half eaten corn dog at the children in hope that the bear will want the corn dog. After he devours the corn dog, and the children, run out slipping on the wet floor and get eaten by the bear.
Throw the corn dog in the way of the bear so the fatass kids go and run after it so the bear attacks them and not you.
Why didnt you just put this other problem in the previous thread Penis?
[QUOTE=ILOVECASH;17526970]Throw the corn dog in the way of the bear so the fatass kids go and run after it so the bear attacks them and not you.[/QUOTE]
I agree
Put the corn dog in the Dead Janitor's mouth, put him in the cart, push as hard as you can towards the Bear coming from the Womans Restroom (remembering the "Anchorman" reference), when the Bear is looking at the Janitor in confusion, smack him on the head with the wet floor sign, spread some of the cleaning products and spray some in the bears face to add more time. Then. spray the rest on the floor in front of the Bear, and mix it with the remaining water in the Mop, when the Bear slips, beat it with the mop, or jab the Mops wooden end in the Bears head. Problem solved.
"No wonder the bear was angry, it came out of the woman's bathroom!
But I would vomit on the mop, take the wet floor sign, use the sign to swing it at the kids while my vomit-on-a-stick repels them away from me. Also, I take the corndog and eat it while taking the janitor's wallet.
Then, I forget the cart, run back for it, make a super death cart out of it (attaching my vomit-mop and sign to it) and I put the janitor in the passenger seat. But I realize I don't need him so I leave him as bait to distract the bear. Then, I rescue all the kids except for one as a sacrifice. No one will remember him and we probably didn't need to sacrifice him but we couldn't take any chances. So, I ride my cart across the street and I lose control. I tell the kids following me, "Stop! Stop following me! There is a bus!" They didn't listen. I couldn't live with myself."
And that was the story of your father, now go to bed son...
What would macgyver do?
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