guys help i was playing terraria and i saw spider on my hand and freaked out and then big bro said this spider laid eggs on my hand and i will play with them when they pop out im so scared help!!!!! is this true??
my parents arent home so i have nobody to ask
You must burn your hand off. It's the only way.
Dude, you're going to die!
Don't worry, just leave it. You're going to develop superpowers.
This is going to turn into a spiderman thread isn't it
are you 12
Pictures...?
It'll cause cancer
[QUOTE=AlphaGunman;31205926]are you 12[/QUOTE]
yes
[QUOTE=Twistai;31205804]guys help i was playing terraria and i saw spider on my hand and freaked out and then big bro said this spider laid eggs on my hand and i will play with them when they pop out im so scared help!!!!! is this true??
my parents arent home so i have nobody to ask[/QUOTE]
Noticing your post meta data, you are from Estonia. Have no fear as I am from Australia and if I am still alive, you will be too.
Spiders here look basically like this:
[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wU-65bFxOZU/TBFtrDVD29I/AAAAAAAAAVQ/uTFsAh4EGNA/s1600/alien-facehugger.jpg[/img]
Heres a tip that will help you.
Oh wait I'm not going to tell you since it can actually save your life
mix ammonia and bleach
The mother will become giant and hide in a giant tea-cup.
[QUOTE=Twistai;31206093]yes[/QUOTE]
Are you gay too?
AMPUTATE before it is too late
Just like that slogan in the commercial when you get spider eggs on your hand. Sounds catchy.
Free dinner
Keep them refrigerated.
I'm craving a snack.
Join the circus
Cut your hand off before it spreads. It is the only way.
Just kidding but just put them somewhere outside otherwise the spiders are going to spread in your house.
[QUOTE=doomevil;31207300]Cut your hand off before it spreads. It is the only way.
Just kidding but just put them somewhere outside otherwise the spiders are going to spread in your house.[/QUOTE]
Sensible idea, just a bit boring though.
You'll be the new spiderman, but instead of shooting web, you'll shoot smaller spiders which shoot web. Now go and do your duty hero!
Amputate it, the spiders will spread through your bloodstream and erupt out of your mouth and eyes.
Looks like you will be
[h2]SPIDER-DAD[/h2]
Browsed an entire spider thread, halfway through I realized "shit there's gonna be a picture of a massive spider"
I am amazed
Turn your gas cooker on without igniting it and leave a candle out. Then put a bullet through your brain, as the room explodes with flame.
I'm sorry man, I guess you've just got to look on the bright side of death.
You will be the next spiderman.
In all seriousness, wash your hand and you are ok.
[QUOTE=Te Adoro;31207431]Amputate it, the spiders will spread through your bloodstream and erupt out of your mouth and eyes.[/QUOTE]
Or they will spread in your bloodstream before they should be hatched, mutate with your cells and give you cancer.
You're going to die in the next few hours.
Write a note before you do, telling your family to burn the body; we don't want zombie man-spider hybrids like the outbreak of 1998.
The spider is clearly expecting you to put your seed on these eggs, if you get what I mean.
Congratulations, you are going to be a father.
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