Make fun of your heritage

[Zillamaster55]

Since humor comes from the heart, and those who don't make fun of themselves have no humor at all, why not make fun of what makes you...you?

I'll start

What do you get when you combine Cherokee and Irish
[sp]A drinking problem[/sp]

Please keep punchlines in spoilers.

[Sobotnik]

When you combine Scottish culture and Polish culture, you get liver failure.

[meowmynips]

Haha I drink mouthwash to get drunk
Now get out of my casino.

[Zarjk]

What do you get with an Italian heritage? A guy who gives up.

[Magmacow358]

The Nazi's occupied stuff way before it was cool.

[sp]Occupy Poland[/sp]

[Meatloaf]

I wish my mother knew what she was. Whenever I ask her she never gives me the same answer :(

[Zillamaster55]

[QUOTE=Meatloaf;33885833]I wish my mother knew what she was. Whenever I ask her she never gives me the same answer :([/QUOTE]

[img]http://www.facepunch.com/avatar/241899.png?garryis=awesome?timestamp=1324787788800[/img]

Why does this fit

[joshjet]

[QUOTE=Meatloaf;33885833]I wish my mother knew what she was. Whenever I ask her she never gives me the same answer :([/QUOTE]

I never know which one to ask

[sp]Mormon[/sp]

[MountainWatcher]

How do you know you're in a country with deep African history?

[sp]When one of your national symbols is a black cock[/sp]

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rooster_of_Barcelos[/url]

[MagnusTacitus]

I am from germany
That makes me a nazi

[ITokez]

What is an empty can of budweiser on the side of the road?
- An Indian artifact

What is an half empty can of budweiser on the side of the road?
- A rare Indian artifact

[JohnnyMo]

That would be tasteless. The Irish are too easy a target.

[[Seed Eater]]

What the fuck do I do about French and German? A war joke would be obvious but it would be so contradictory.

[rinoaff33]

I can't think of anything for British/Irish except jokes about drinking and bad food. And an Aristocrats joke.

[[Seed Eater]]

[QUOTE=rinoaff33;33886495]I can't think of anything for British/Irish except jokes about drinking and bad food. And an Aristocrats joke.[/QUOTE]

Potatoes or something about difference in alcohol.

[TheDamnWizards!]

Can't think of anything for Welsh people :(

[McGrimace]

I'm fat, idiotic, love hunting, hate black people, and WOOOOOHOOOO NASCAR!

[SockFC]

I'm Portuguese, the country famous for not being in most history books due to its lack of importance.

[rinoaff33]

[QUOTE=SockFC;33887343]I'm Portuguese, the country famous for not being in most history books due to its lack of importance.[/QUOTE]

Portugal was known for exploring...

[Hellstrom]

I am Swedish american....and yes, blond, what of it?

[John Egbert]

So I'm German and Russian.

Heil, mein лидер.

[T.F.W.O.]

I am a poor drunk Nazi with a small penis.

East-European/German/Japanese

[Sillypiggy]

I'm a chicken eaten burrito making slave owning double drunk who always surrenders against my own nazi self.

[pessimistic]

Im lazy, eat tacos and drink tequila all day.

[The Kakistocrat]

[QUOTE=SockFC;33887343]I'm Portuguese, the country famous for not being in most history books due to its lack of importance.[/QUOTE]

me too. But since I live in America, everyone thinks I am a illegal mexican immigrant.

[ewitwins]

I'm:

Irish, Scottish, German, Swedish, Native American (Blackfoot tribe), and Italian.

I am the Übermensch of genetic drunkards

v:v:v

[Dawson]

Oh Gawd, I am the following:

[release][B]1.[/B] Spanish
[B]2.[/B] German
[B]3.[/B] Irish
[B]4.[/B] English
[B]5.[/B] Czechslovakian
[B]6.[/B] South African (My great grandmother was born in South Africa... Would that count?)[/release]

So I'm a conquest-hungry, alcohol-swilling maniac...

[Sobotnik]

[QUOTE=TheDamnWizards!;33887324]Can't think of anything for Welsh people :([/QUOTE]

The Welsh people don't learn to take off their waterproof trousers until the age of 8.

[Chaplin]

God, I really hate it when people say shit like: "Hey guys! I'm from England, Germany, Russia, Italy, Spain, and Ireland. Neither of my parents were born there, but I'm totally from those places! Also, I speak none of the languages"

As for me, I watch soccer all the motherfucking time. I play soccer all the time too, and if my team loses my friends and I go out and trash everything. We do that if we win too. Also, I hate anyone who doesn't like the same team as me.

[Native Hunter]

im a drunk jewish nazi who likes to dance around fires smoke fags look for nessie and get invaded by germany twice from the east