Hello,
Every day for the past week i've been getting terrible nosebleeds every morning. This morning I woke up and my face was so covered in blood, I looked like a tampon. Is there anything I can do to stop these nosebleeds? A few of my tablets (Montelukast etc.) have nosebleeds as side effects, but I don't think they'd be THAT bad.
Convert to communism.
Kill kittens.
[QUOTE=-Xemit-;24612169]Use tampons.[/QUOTE]
How would that work then :psyduck:
[QUOTE=Nerts;24612183]Convert to communism.[/QUOTE]
Please explain to me how that would work.
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argh ninja :ninja:
[QUOTE=poopsicle;24612195]Please explain to me how that would work.
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argh ninja[/QUOTE]
He will become a manly ninja russian man and we all know manly ninja russian men don't get nosebleeds.
Shove a tampon up your nose.
[QUOTE=poopsicle;24612195]Please explain to me how that would work.
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argh ninja :ninja:[/QUOTE]
In the same way we're qualified to give advice on the side effects of medication.
[QUOTE=Anthophobian;24612212]Shove a tampon up your nose.[/QUOTE]
That actually sounds like it'd work :geno:
And I know where to get tampons :smug:
communism is bullshit
Yeah I always put tampons up my nose. It's really effective.
Get some toilet paper and stick it in your noseholes. That should fix the bleeding.
stick bread-sticks up nose, act like walrus
Nosebleeds that happen overnight can be caused by dry air. Use a vaporizer while you sleep for relief from the dehydrating effects of the outside air.
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And I know where to get tampons :smug:[/QUOTE]
At pretty much every general store.
Cauterize it.
Cut your nose off!
Well, in all seriousness, hold your fingers on the bridge of your nose and add pressure, like in-between the very top of your nose and your nostrils, while holding a paper towel on your nose. Other than that, get a humidifier.
Jar the blood then sell it to Twilight fans saying it's a movie prop.
You know where to get tampons, you're such a cool guy. :smug:
In fact you can go to your doctor and ask him to close the small capillaries in your nose. It's done by burning away the capillaries and afterwards the capillaries won't be able to transport blood inside your nose. It's harmless! I know a guy who got it fixed!
Informative? I hope so..
You've gotta cut your own head off. Trust me this works.
Fuck your Nose.
You are Andrew WK.
[QUOTE=Thread] My Face Looks Like A Tampon[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=-Xemit-;24612169]Use tampons.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Nerts;24612183]Convert to communism.[/QUOTE]
what the fuck
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