Post your most EMBARRASSING moment - General

What was your most embarrassing moment. Basically, post a embarrassing moment in your life you still laugh at today. Don't post anything stupid in here. To start off, I got caught watching porn on my mother's laptop, and they talked to me about the birds and bees in front of everyone in the store. :v:

You have just made me relive every embarrassing moment in my life, So fuck you.

i got a boner when taking a shit basically my dong lifted the seat up somehow i slipped and hit my head blood is going everywhere, my dong is still under the seat can't call for help because my penis is erect lay there until someone finds me

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[QUOTE=Pancake Bunny;34921675]i got a boner when taking a shit basically my dong lifted the seat up somehow i slipped and hit my head blood is going everywhere, my dong is still under the seat can't call for help because my penis is erect lay there until someone finds me[/QUOTE] spaghetti falls out of my pockets i begin to cry dog shits in my mouth [editline]29th February 2012[/editline] Am I right?

oh god I have so many now I'm getting crushed by them all at once. one time when I was little I fapped in my grandparents' bed.

[QUOTE=fudge blood;34922272]oh god I have so many now I'm getting crushed by them all at once. one time when I was little I fapped in my grandparents' bed.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i37.tinypic.com/vgnbc8.png[/IMG] Did I read this right? Yeah, I also pissed my pants in front of everyone in class in the third grade :downs:

A couple of months ago, last year, I decided to go to a band club. All went well while practicing songs, but then I was informed that we would be playing for our whole school. When it was time, we stepped on the stage and we were all nervous, especially me, legs shaking. When my band members started playing the intro, I started to think about the lyrics of the song and when it was my turn, I forgot the lyrics! They just continued playing for a while and then stopped, the audience looking at me, confused. This one kid, who was 1 year older than me and had ADHD (it was confirmed that he had it) started snickering and then laughing out loud, making the whole audience laugh. I just ran away from the stage. And that must've been the last time I'm going on stage again.

[QUOTE=Killer112;34963610]A couple of months ago, last year, I decided to go to a band club. All went well while practicing songs, but then I was informed that we would be playing for our whole school. When it was time, we stepped on the stage and we were all nervous, especially me, legs shaking. When my band members started playing the intro, I started to think about the lyrics of the song and when it was my turn, I forgot the lyrics! They just continued playing for a while and then stopped, the audience looking at me, confused. This one kid, who was 1 year older than me and had ADHD (it was confirmed that he had it) started snickering and then laughing out loud, making the whole audience laugh. I just ran away from the stage. And that must've been the last time I'm going on stage again.[/QUOTE] I have terrible stage freight, I can't do a presentation in front of people at college without blushing really bad and stammering a lot. This is just in front of a class of people I've been with for an entire semester, too.

One time i was playing twister and pissed my pants. [sp]I was wearing shorts[/sp]

waving at the wrong bus and the bus pulls over

Pissed myself in first grade. Slipped on an empty water bottle and fell on my back while running during PE in seventh grade.

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Penis poking out of trunks opening for an extended amount of time while i was talking to people. But my penis was big so now that i look back on it. It wasn't that bad.