I pissed someone BIG off, what do? - General

A kid I sort of know tried to push through me today in school today, I pushed back. We stared each other down until one of his friends pulled him away. Now he wants to fight me. Advice? Fighting tips? I could really use the help.

Hit him harder and more times than he hits you.

Sounds like a bloody stupid reason to fight.

kick him in the dick

kick him in the balls

Go for the groin.

Really your only option is to pick him up and slam him into some concrete, breaking his calf bone.

ignore him completely?

Wear tribal paint to school and chant and yell savagely when he comes up to you.

[QUOTE=N-12_Aden;34504815]Sounds like a bloody stupid reason to fight.[/QUOTE] It is, can't back down if it happens though.

[QUOTE=decamonos;34504853]It is, can't back down if it happens though.[/QUOTE] or you can just ignore him and make him look like a fool

Make out with him. There is literally no way this can go wrong. Alternatively: ICBMS

Time to whip out the spinach

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Hide behind someone even bigger

don't fight

Be a pussy? Thats what ifail wants you to do.

[QUOTE=decamonos;34504853]It is, can't back down if it happens though.[/QUOTE] Why the fuck not? It's this idiot who wants to fight, not you. If you're going to let him dictate your actions for you, he's already won. If you don't want to fight, don't, regardless of peer pressure. As for general advice, doubt it'll work, but make an attempt to talk it over with the guy; who knows, maybe he was just having a shitty day and flipped out. You could save yourself some effort just by trying it, even if it does turn out to be an abject failure. If he forces the issue and corners you for a fight that you can't avoid, fight dirty; if he's got a size advantage, there's no sense in giving him even more advantage by trying to play fair. Any advantage you can take, take. At the same time, the aim isn't to truly hurt him, merely to incapacitate. The general consensus of "aim for the balls" is a good one; you could try to make him flinch by going for the eyes, but that is likely difficult.

Squeeze his balls(if any) till he passes out.

Panic and think about what you've done.

Keep kicking him in the ankles. They're weak and easy to break. Or you can be all mortal kombat style and do this: Pull yourself up with your hands on their shoulders until you are standing on them. When they finish the "lol what is this guy doing" Jump (and push with your legs as much as you can to stumble them) and then fall down and elbow their face. It's a hard move to learn but i do it on this punching bag dummy thing we have outside.

[QUOTE=wug;34505334]Keep kicking him in the ankles. They're weak and easy to break. Or you can be all mortal kombat style and do this: Pull yourself up with your hands on their shoulders until you are standing on them. When they finish the "lol what is this guy doing" Jump (and push with your legs as much as you can to stumble them) and then fall down and elbow their face. It's a hard move to learn but i do it on this punching bag dummy thing we have outside.[/QUOTE] you're comparing a big ass dude... to a punching bag dummy... :geno:

Nothing's gonna happen.

Talk to your parents or a teacher.

Bring a stun gun to school, stun him, and then crawl up his ass and come out of his mouth. That's usually what I do.

Prepare your anus. But seriously, talk to your school's office about it. People may thing you are weak but it gets you out, and that's what matters.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvtvV95EQLQ[/media] [editline]1st February 2012[/editline] Also holy SHIT that is old.

You're gonna die.

Whoop his fucking ass.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;34506219][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvtvV95EQLQ[/media] [editline]1st February 2012[/editline] Also holy SHIT that is old.[/QUOTE] my childhood, right here. Where are those beavers.