Well i just got fired, because I wasn't showing up to my shifts, and I called a guy a dicklover, and told him to sit on a cock and rotate.
and one day I realised I was just pissing in a sea of piss... so I quitted
so you quitted?
I had sexual relations with 3 co workers.
[QUOTE=Jestlord111;18074168]Well i just got fired, because I wasn't showing up to my shifts, and I called a guy a dicklover, and told him to sit on a cock and rotate.[/QUOTE]
um, alright.
I came into the office one day and shot everyone in the face. Of course, I wasn't fired until I took Todd's stapler.
walked into work and forgot i wasnt wearing clothes, also it was my bosses birthday and they were having a party. (i sat on there cake)
I through a lot of faecal matter around the office. (U.K. Spelling)
Threw is spelt t h r e w in both America and the U.K.
[QUOTE=d3450;18085180]I through a lot of faecal matter around the office. (U.K. Spelling)[/QUOTE]
I rated you bad spelling anyway bro :downs:
Um.. taking your clients to chilis
[img]http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m246/midnitcafe/Theclient.jpg[/img]
Well done!
[QUOTE=d3450;18085180]I through a lot of faecal matter around the office. (U.K. Spelling)[/QUOTE]
No. I am British and I happen to know that that is bullshit.
Through
Sam walked through the tunnel.
Threw
I threw a bad spelling rating at d3450.
I accidentaly stole an eraser when I was working at Staples.
Was playing with it, customer asked for help, put it in my pocket, walked outside, fired.
the office is the best place to get ideas.
Talk about sex in the office
Have sexual relations with your boss
Tell the guys in the the meeting that you slept with your boss
Take the temp to a farm, do dumb things (including driving off without the temp).
Being racist (the guy who works in the warehouse below)
[QUOTE=ferrus;18085981]No. I am British and I happen to know that is bullshit.
Through
Sam walked through the tunnel.
Threw
I threw a bad spelling rating at d3450.[/QUOTE]
He was talking about the word faecal.
Demanding my pay in the manner of a crying 5 year old.
My boss found out that a friend of one of my friends is black...
kil myself lmao
[QUOTE=Disgruntled;18088876]My boss found out that a friend of one of my friends is black...[/QUOTE]
You lie.
Set your ring tone to a turtle orgasming and forget to turn down the volume during a meeting.
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;18076739]I came into the office one day and shot everyone in the face.[/QUOTE]
Why did I interpret that as you came everyone in the face? D:
Sleep with the boss' wife
[QUOTE=Hamm0;18133211]Sleep with the boss.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=dumdydum;18086140]
Have sexual relations with your boss
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I didn't get fired, [b]I QUIT![/b]
Well, I had this imaginary job..i loved it! Only my imaginary boss was a real a-hole. A really fucking annoying guy, but since i created him just 5 seconds ago I can't describe him any further. Anyways, my imaginary boss was so annoying I walked up to him and said: "Hey! Imaginary boss! I don't even know why I'm talking to you, because you´s imaginary! So is this place!" So I just... walked away and got the hell out of that imaginary place and started looking for a real job!
[QUOTE=Thomo;18085957]eating all the chocolate helicopters.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/philip1.jpg[/img]
your joking right?
Being better at my job than the boss was.
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