Post 1 way to die each post. Example:
mikfoz: 43: Fall in a sawmill
Firerain: 44: Catch on fire
Hezzy: 45: Drink cyanide
etc...
I'll start:
1. Listen to Justin Bieber
2. Drink a bottle of Listerine.
3. Find a black hole and walk inside.
4. Eat indian food.
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;25920641]3. Find a black hole and walk inside.[/QUOTE]
Because we all have black holes in our back yards.
5. Inject 10 gallons of smack into your eyeball.
4. Get killed by ninjas.
6. practical joke a bomb defuser at the worst possible time
9. Watch Twilight
( The number is actually the post number )
10. Shove an orange in your mouth.
[QUOTE=morrowindsky;25920724]7. Browse Fast Threads for a week.[/QUOTE]
*dies*
11. Insult chuck Norris and literally disappear from existence
12. Jizzing to much
[QUOTE=Sweetie;25920692]Because we all have black holes in our back yards.
5. Inject 10 gallons of smack into your eyeball.[/QUOTE]
:3 Of course we do, we just don't look hard enough.
12. Sleep under a poisonous plant.
[QUOTE=The Rizzler;25920749]*dies*
11. Insult chuck Norris and literally disappear from existence[/QUOTE]
Chuck Norris is so gay he
15 hug painis cupcake
16. View a CounterTunes thread
17. Eel in your anus.
Seriously, this was in the news section
[editline]7th November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=The Rizzler;25920749]*dies*
11. Insult chuck Norris and literally disappear from existence[/QUOTE]
Wana hear a chuck Norris joke?
Chuck Norris
18 steal heavy's sandvich and take a piss on sasha and natasha
19. Eat a ROFLBURGER
20. Drown in your own urine.
21. Buy a gun, learn to use a gun, use gun on head, you're done.
5000. Repeat an awful meme about a Mary Sue-like character.
22. Suffocate on your own jizz
22. Hook your brain up to a Flux capacitor and send it back in time.
25. Die
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;25920763]:3 Of course we do, we just don't look hard enough.
12. Sleep under a poisonous plant.[/QUOTE]
Not to be like the asshole of the internet, but could you stop using ":3" in every post you make?
24. Get a dinosaur in your arse.
27. Play Big Rigs
28. Shotgun to the dick.
28. Drown
30. Get punched by Chuck Norris.
31. Say something bad about garry
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