as the title implies, post the funniest fml you saw...
" Today, I slept over at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I have a tendency to talk in my sleep. According to her, I sat bolt upright in bed in the middle of the night and loudly declared "THE BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED!", laid down and went back to sleep. FML"
Why the fuck there are so many links to the same page?
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Yes, that FML is epic
Someone has been playing a bit too much CS:S.
Today, I was at a meeting, and it was extremely cold. When it was over, I let out a sigh of relief. A co-worker of mine asked why I was so relieved, and when I told him it was because I was cold, he laughed and said loudly for all to hear, "We could tell, you could cut glass with those nipples." FML
:v:
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Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be funny to drop a huge spider down my top. I started thrashing about and screaming, as I'm terrified of them. In my struggle, I fell down the stairs and broke my wrist and nose. My boyfriend insisted I apologize to the spider before he drove me to hospital. FML
People are nice aren't they?
Today, my teenage stepdaughters, as a punishment for refusing to buy them iphones, told my wife they saw me in town kissing an attractive blonde and grabbing her ass (all invented). She believed it and i'm single. I've been faithful and feeding the whole family for 10 years. FML
Ouch.
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Also, there is a Russian one, and the stories are REALLY fucked up there.
I'll translate some:
I had three good things in my life. My wife, my job, and my best friend. Today I got fired, and came home earlier, only to find my wife with my friend in bed.
I loved running, never smoked.
A month ago, I started to feel bad.
Lung cancer.
Got married. Had troubles on the first night. Two years later, on Canadian border, I find out I have a child. I have to pay money for it. I'm losing my visa.
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