My dick is raw from the beach, need relief.

[AteBitLord]

I was in the water for hours and it got raw now I can barely walk, but I need fast relief because I am going back to the beach today. What can I use to get some relief?

[Baggerbean]

I don't understand how it got 'raw' from being in the water?...

[Mr_Sun]

put some salt on it.

but really. rub it with lotion. try not to get over excited.

[Trexmaster]

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[MrAfroShark70]

[QUOTE=AteBitLord;23402943]I was in the water for hours and it got raw now I can barely walk, but I need fast relief because I am going back to the beach today. What can I use to get some relief?[/QUOTE]

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[Anti Christ]

Cook it, obviously. I mean, what else do you do when something is raw?

[kittykaty]

rub bengay on it.

[AteBitLord]

It got raw from the saltwater, I tried lotion but it hasn't helped much.

[ashxu]

the hell does "raw" mean

[Trexmaster]

[QUOTE=ashxu;23403100]the hell does "raw" mean[/QUOTE]

As an above user said he needs to cook it. :mmmsmug:

[AteBitLord]

It lost some skin layers and it hurts to touch

[Baggerbean]

[QUOTE=AteBitLord;23403119]It lost some skin layers and it hurts to touch[/QUOTE]

:wtc:

I'm pretty sure salt in sea water doesn't do that to it. Something else must've happened.

[ashxu]

:regd09:

[AteBitLord]

[QUOTE=Baggerbean;23403134]:wtc:

I'm pretty sure salt in sea water doesn't do that to it. Something else must've happened.[/QUOTE]

Sun and saltwater is a raw skin disaster.

[ashxu]

Now you can't put your dick in balls of yarn

[s4ywut?]

[QUOTE=AteBitLord;23403159]Sun and saltwater is a raw skin disaster.[/QUOTE]
You swam nekked?

[AteBitLord]

I have the worst luck, I was also stung by a jellyfish when swimming

[Baggerbean]

[QUOTE=AteBitLord;23403267]I have the worst luck, I was also stung by a jellyfish when swimming[/QUOTE]

Did it sting your penis?

[ImmortalKombat]

[QUOTE=AteBitLord;23403159]Sun and saltwater is a raw skin disaster.[/QUOTE]

Wow.. Is this like.. your first time at the beach? Never seen anyone with skin so sensitive.

[AteBitLord]

[QUOTE=Baggerbean;23403332]Did it sting your penis?[/QUOTE]

Nope, my wrist.

[he-did-it---&gt]

I read this as "My dick is raw from [b]bleach[/b]". I was very worried.

Anyway, just clean out the area well in the shower. Then use a cream or something i dunno

[supreme7]

[QUOTE=he-did-it--->;23403438]"My dick is raw from [B]bleach[/B]"[/QUOTE]
Because fapping to Bleach doesn't fells bad, amirite?

[Justin Case]

Apply some Deepheat to the underside of your ballsack and shaft.

[jiggu]

OP Beilives it's normal to get your dick damaged by swimming in salt water.

Bengay is the only solution.

[Sickle]

Lemon juice works fine when i go to the beach, I have very sensitive skin, though.

[kychu24]

I say he was just fapping too hard.

[Chuushajou]

Fuck me.

Go to A&E or something.

[Soda']

[QUOTE=AteBitLord;23402943]I was in the water for hours and it got raw now I can barely walk, but I need fast relief because I am going back to the beach today. What can I use to get some relief?[/QUOTE]

if your dick is too big it was probablly rubbing against that net in your swimming trunks until it began hurting

join the mens club and get a pair of board shorts(see: swimming trunks w/o that pain inducing net)

[ElGrego]

You obviously didn't wash your dick off, because sand/water that hardens on your skin can cause rashes and whatnot. Maybe you have Leprosy?

[Whitelynx]

You got to stop fucking wet sand.