Corrupt a wish

[flashn00b]

Corrupt the wish posted above your post, then make your own wish!

Example:

Me: I wish I had a new computer

Reply: Granted but it is filled with viruses
And then, the replier posts a wish, which is corrupted by the next user

I wish Dead Space 2's multiplayer component was developed by Tripwire Interactive.

[Cornelisjuh]

It isn't

[flashn00b]

Granted, you get nothing.

I wish I had a motorcycle that was built from a fucking missile.

[brandonsh]

You get a Missile Cycle, but it explodes when you start it.

I wish I could run GTA IV with shadows on high.

[Cornelisjuh]

You can't

[Sobotnik]

Wish granted, but he goes rabid and kills you from the rage.

I wish Cornelisjuh had some more effort put into his replies.

[torero]

granted but your a dumb.

Also, I wish for peace in the world. :3:

[MightyLOLZOR]

I wish i could touch a pussy

[MountainWatcher]

Granted, it claws at you furiously.

I wish for Pokemon.

[Warship]

Pokémon are fictional

I wish I was better friends with that girl I like

[matrix_1995]

granted, but she's clingy, loud, and talks about all the shit you didn't even know you didn't care about.

I'd wish i lived in a flat in New York

[ForestRaptor]

You now live in a flat, but it's the cellar of the building in the Bronx.

I wish I was a gold member.

[TheSporeGA]

Granted but you get perma banned.

I wish I had a Panzer tank.

[Turkey Sandvich]

Granted, but its rusted to hell.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted

[Fatal-Error]

:psyboom:

I wish for infinite money.

[Zorlok]

Granted, but you're in a coma for the rest of your life.

I wish for an i7-2600k.

[pr00ch]

Granted, but it will overheat and melt all of your PC whilst staying healthy itself.

I wish to be the most Intelligent person on earth.

[Richard Longflop]

Granted, You're the only person on earth.

I wish to be normal.

[matrix_1995]

[QUOTE=Zakkin;28550099]Granted, You're the only person on earth.[/QUOTE]

Best one yet. Have a medal [img]http://cdn.fpcontent.net/fp/ratings/winner.png[/img]

[DescriptionTag]

You're normal physically but mentally retarded.

I wish to have a 3DS.

[pr00ch]

It will have Mac OS.

[QUOTE=Zakkin;28550099]Granted, You're the only person on earth.

I wish to be normal.[/QUOTE]

That would actually be fucking awesome.

Anyway, I wish I would be the only person on Earth.

[Crimson_Bomb]

You walk outside and are attacked by wolves, no one is there to save you.

I wish I had a bigger penis. :v:

[pr00ch]

It would be concave.

I wish to have a STG 44

[myalt22]

:ninja:

[editline]11th March 2011[/editline]

you get a shitty bb pellet gun version from china.

I wish I had a girlfriend :(

[credesniper]

You get 44 STGs(state transitional graph). Here is one of them
[img]http://www.eventhelix.com/realtimemantra/Conventional_state_transition_diagram.gif[/img]

I wish for a pair of gloves.

[b]edit[/b]: Dam. Well, you realize your left hand is still attached.

I'd still like a pair of gloves.

[VeniVidiVici74]

You get the gloves, but they are filled with spiders and human blood.

I wish I wasn't sick as hell right now.

[analrapist]

[QUOTE=VeniVidiVici74;28551317]I wish I wasn't sick as hell right now.[/QUOTE]

You become well, but your favorite pet dies.

I wish I could fuck Emma Stone.

[img]http://www.dailymakeover.com/appImages/galleryImages/all_womens_looks/Emma_Stone+Apr_23_2009.jpg[/img]

[Cookie53]

Granted but she makes your immune system fail.

I wish i had a corperation.

[myalt22]

You become the owner of a gay porn company, making millions, but your family disowns you.

I wish I had a dr pepper right now.

[User]

Granted but it's tainted with arsenic.

I wish I had a sandwich.