List of Bans

[DatWut?]

Quick question, can someone give me a list of all possible banning-reasons here on Facepunch (with explanations)? Or can I find them somewhere?
While we're talking about bans, what ban reason will one get if he offends someone via PM?

[lead_farmer]

Posting results in a ban.

[editline]10th January 2011[/editline]

Shi-

[DatWut?]

What?

[Xyrec]

Just read the rules

Ninja'd.

[Monty Pie-thon]

You will get banned if you do not appease the moderator overlords. They're watching us :ohdear:

[CoolCorky]

[QUOTE=DatWut?;27329514]Quick question, can someone give me a list of all possible banning-reasons here on Facepunch (with explanations)? Or can I find them somewhere?
While we're talking about bans, what ban reason will one get if he offends someone via PM?[/QUOTE]

He won't be banned because it's private and the mods can't read it

unless it's to a mod

or the recipient reports it

[paramud]

[QUOTE=DatWut?;27329514]Quick question, can someone give me a list of all possible banning-reasons here on Facepunch? Or can I find them somewhere?
While we're talking about bans, what ban reason will one get if he offends someone via PM?[/QUOTE]

Just use common sense. If you post things that are really really super duper illegal, like raping the corpses of children you just killed, or suggest warez, you're probably going to get to see the RC firsthand pretty soon.

There's also racism. Just ask TH89 about this one.

Mod disrespect can also result in a ban depending on how bad it is. If you call TH89 a nigger, or post a rant about how you think Garry might be a closeted homosexual, you might get a ban.

And never, ever, post Duckmeat.

[DatWut?]

What IS Duckmeat?
Also, is TH89 black? Because you said I should ask him about racism.
Also, again about that PM thing, if the offended person would forward that PM to a mod, would that result in a ban?

[editline]10th January 2011[/editline]

Ehhh, where can I find the rules again? :v:

[CoolCorky]

Probably

[DatWut?]

lockdown6, when you said "read the rules", did you mean every section's individual rules?

[paramud]

[QUOTE=DatWut?;27329656]What IS Duckmeat?[/quote]
Duckmeat is from a thread Garry made, saying "Anyone who posts Duckmeat will be banned."

So many men were lost that day.

[quote]Also, is TH89 black? Because you said I should ask him about racism.[/quote]
TH89 is white, but he's your go-to mod for racism banning.

[quote]Also, again about that PM thing, if the offended person would forward that PM to a mod, would that result in a ban?[/quote]
A forwarded PM could be forged.

[CertainDOOM]

[QUOTE=Paramud;27330244]TH89 is white, but he's your go-to mod for racism banning.[/QUOTE]

He likes to think he's black though.

[SoulChicken]

[QUOTE=CertainDOOM;27330490]He likes to think he's black though.[/QUOTE]

Quoting

[Lufttygger306]

[QUOTE=CertainDOOM;27330490]He likes to think he's black though.[/QUOTE]

Watch out

[BiN4RY]

[QUOTE=CertainDOOM;27330490]He likes to think he's black though.[/QUOTE]

Wait, he isn't black?!

[koekje4life V2]

[QUOTE=B!N4RY;27331209]Wait, he isn't black?![/QUOTE]

He's whiter than sour cream.

[-amin-]

ITT : TH89 is Black and white.

And jew.

Must say, that some good thread derailing.

[DatWut?]

[QUOTE=Paramud;27330244]Duckmeat is from a thread Garry made, saying "Anyone who posts Duckmeat will be banned."

So many men were lost that day.[/QUOTE]
I still don't get it. :frown:

[UnarmedSniper]

1. Racism
2. Trolling
3. Spam.
4. Raiding
5. Assholery.
6. General Shitposting.
7. Not wanting the mods inside of you when they want to be inside of you

[CoolCorky]

[QUOTE=DatWut?;27334661]I still don't get it. :frown:[/QUOTE]

He made a thread and said that anyone who posted duckmeat will be banned

People decided to test it and post duckmeat

Garry banned them

[Encryption]

Honestly surprised this didn't come from TH89 TBH

[img]http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/9773/ss20110110165119.png[/img]

Read thread title in pic :v:

[smallpants]

When in doubt, dont post here. Its not worth your time

[Chef salad]

Don't forget to sacrifice a goat every Saturday.

[Skunky]

Meme response
Image Macros.

[Super_Poo]

Warez.

[I-Am]

Suicide

[Eric Blank]

Offensive profile picture/avatar

:argh:

[Die_Hard]

This is the original list that we had before the 2009 overhaul of the forums

[quote]
1. This rule list is not total, the excuse 'it wasn't on the rules list' isn't applicable. This is not a democracy.
2. Respect each other. Don't call each other names.
3. Don't reply to a thread just to say it's shit.
4. Don't troll. Don't reply to a thread about The Simpsons to say that Family Guy is better.
5. If someone does something wrong, report them. Flaming or attacking them will get you banned.
6. Don't reply to threads that are made with the intent of the user getting banned (ban me threads)
7. Nudity is fine. If you want to post pictures of an erect penis or penetration of any kind do not [img] tag it.
8. Don't post child porn.
9. Purposely breaking any of these rules with an alt account will get all your accounts permabanned.
10. Use descriptive thread titles. Things like 'Help' or 'Something I saw..' aren't descriptive.
11. Do not link, hint or talk about warez. Discussing games that you have pirated is fine - but we don't need to know that you pirated it, or where you pirated it from. Anyone that asks for links to pirated games will be banned.
12. Do not make parody threads.
13. If you're posting a link to a news story say why and/or state your opinion. Do not just post links.
14. Do not copy and paste new threads from a website.
15. Do not post things like 'I smell a ban' or 'this is against the rules' or 'wrong forum'.
16. Spell properly. This isn't GameFaqs.
17. Do not reply to threads just to reply. Replying with things like 'uh.. ya' or 'what' will get you banned.
18. If you're replying to a thread asking for help, HELP OR DO NOT POST.
19. Advertising your website is fine as long as it's relevant.
20. Don't steal stuff and claim it as yours. Don't use this rule as an excuse to bitch if you're not credited for your work. They need to claim that they made it.
21. Read the thread before replying. If you reply to a thread based on thread title you will get banned.
22. Don't make new threads to announce your birthday. No-one cares.
23. Don't make threads to get us to make up your mind about something ie 'Should I get a PS3 or XBox360?'. Make up your own mind. Don't use this rule as an excuse to flame people for making a thread to ask opinions ie 'What is the best MP3 player?'
24. Posting Image Macros will get you banned. It isn't clever. Just use words.
25. Replying with hilarious meme's like 'Stick it in her pooper' will get you banned.
26. Replying to threads like you were the guy they were talking about in the first post isn't funny.
27. Making obvious threads to earn ratings will get you banned.
28. DO NOT ACCESS THE FORUMS VIA A PROXY. If you're viewing the site through a proxy and you have the same IP as someone using that proxy to spam you will also get permabanned. I don't care if your school blocks the forums.
29. Don't make threads about how unfair your school is.
30. Don't make threads about religion, unless it's in a religion forum.
31. Don't make threads about dreams, unless it's in a dreams forum.
32. Don't make threads asking if your computer can run a game.
33. This is not an obituary forum. Don't post threads about how your relative/friend/cat died.
34. Blindly defend Facepunch, even when you know you're wrong[/quote]

but now the rule is use common sense

[Mio Akiyama]

I don't think the obituary rule, applies anymore, I've seen thread about people's friends/relatives dying and they've never gotten locked

[Spectre1406]

You could get banned for non-constructive criticism.

Mr. Gestapo went to Garry's Mod section and banned several members for this, including me.