The user above you rolls a Critical Success/Failure! What happens? - General

In D&D, success on actions commonly rely on the roll of a 20-sided dice. A natural 20 is nearly always a success and a natural 1 is always a failure - both usually with fantastic results! So, the user above you makes a roll and you decide if they succeed with tremendous results [I]or[/I] fail spectacularly, complete with your own description of the results! Ex.: Garry creates Rust. Critical Failure! A new wave of morons floods the forums! My roll: I create a thread based on rolling either a 20 or a 1

Critical failure, you create this thread! I roll to kiss the next poster

Great success! Our species - the amoebic Lythrkk - interpret a kiss as an honourable willingness to marry. I inform our humble leader that we have been blessed with a new member of the clan and we begin preparations for a glorious wedding. I start discussing wedding themes and potential cake toppings with the clan's nominated wedding organiser - what a day to be alive! I roll to create a Fallout 4 sequel.

Critical failure, you release Fallout 4 Special Edition on the Wii-U for $89.99 I roll to change my avatar

Critical success, you change it to Nick Cage [t]http://i.imgur.com/ArXoQ31.png[/t] I roll to beat the next poster up and take his money

Critical success. I gain permanent facial scarring, lose my house, my job, and my child dies of leukaemia after not being able to pay for her medical bills. I roll to start a new civilisation.

Critical failure! Your settlers are sacked by bandits before you even get a chance to set up shop. I roll to hide in easyBeans' shadow.

Critical success! You melt away into the inky black depths of the shadow realm through an easyBeans-shaped portal, never to be seen again as you frolic amid the gloom

Critical Failiure... to roll for anything. I roll to make a domino pyramid.

Critical Success! You form a domino pyramid so perfect, you want to show your friends. In turn, they want to show their friends. Those friends want to show their friends, and somewhere down the line a group of scientists hear about your pyramid. They stop by, run a few tests, and determine that your domino pyramid is the first "truly perfect" domino pyramid to ever exist. Scientist study both you and your pyramid. Massive leaps in science physics are made thanks to your positively perfect pyramid. Many years pass, and the famous Domino Pyramid is celebrating it's 100th birthday. Thanks to leaps in medicine you helped create, you live to see this day, and will continue to live well past it. You roll to knock down the domino pyramid.

I'm actually gonna roll my d20 and...critical failure. The domino pyramid is constructed in a strange way that it accidentally comes to life to form the mighty domino golem. I roll to play cards with it

Critical success. After an intense game of go fish the Domino Golem leaves without a penny to his name. He has only been alive for a brief time, and already been brought low by your skills as a card shark. There is nothing left for him to do except wander the earth, seeking better fortune or death. Whichever comes first. Meanwhile, you spend your dirty winnings on blow and hookers, eventually dying of Megaherpes. I roll to work out and get large.

[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;52492281]Critical success. After an intense game of go fish the Domino Golem leaves without a penny to his name. He has only been alive for a brief time, and already been brought low by your skills as a card shark. There is nothing left for him to do except wander the earth, seeking better fortune or death. Whichever comes first. Meanwhile, you spend your dirty winnings on blow and hookers, eventually dying of Megaherpes. I roll to work out and get large.[/QUOTE] Critical Failure! You don't ever work out and just eat 100 pounds of pure fat every day. Soon, you are a giant city-sized blob. I roll to start installing Windows 98 on a computer.

Critical fail! You install macOS! I roll to create a first-person shooter video game.

Critical fail - you create a low resolution sequel to Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue, exclusively on the 3DS, banned in all countries due its horrific portrayal of violence towards animals. I roll to not constantly feel dead inside.

Critical failure, now not only do you feel dead inside, you are actually dead inside. I roll to have friends

Critical failure: your new friends are all the worst of Facepunchers long since gone, once confined only to distant memory. People who throw hamsters against walls, admit to murdering people for the thrill, and pineapple pizza enthusiasts. I roll to make a worthwhile post for once.

Critical success! You write the most beautiful and heart touching post in all of human history. It immediately spreads worldwide, and is published in 214 different languages. The post is revered for centuries... no, millennia! It sparks several new religions, and begins a new age in humans' societal evolution. I roll to roll a 20.

Critical Failure: You roll a 1 instead I roll to marry the next poster

Critical failure! I am not of legal marrying age in my country yet! You get sent to jail for attempting to marry a minor. Luckily, you get let out a decade later on good behavior. You try to ask me again, but I decline. While you were away, I found another, who I married. We have a lovely 6-year old daughter who's starting kindergarten tomorrow, and a son on the way. Heartbroken, but understanding, you wish me luck, and go home. I roll to take my daughter to kindergarten.

Critical failiure! You sent her to prison. I roll to try to install Windows 98 again.

Critical failure, you find the most cold, unhearted and constantly cheating and decieving girl very attractive, she takes ahold of your heart for 20 years and finally end the cycle, only to find yourself with three kids, shitty home and deep in debt. I roll to enlist into the army as special forces operator