So we all know that almost all TV is absolute shit—except for the shows that we like to watch. Except nobody really pays attention to commercials unless they're either A) Very catchy, or B) Very annoying.
For me, it's these:
-The new Toyota Highlander commercials:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQALEnWzE0c[/media]
"Just because you're a parent, doesn't mean you have to be lame." Fuck you. If you were [i]my[/i] kid and you said that in even my general vicinity, I don't care what kind of car I have, you can walk to wherever you're going. Ungrateful little shit.
-The Education Connection commercial:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYS5NtRXlZQ[/media]
Do I really need to say any more?
Fuck, these are just two of many commercials that anger me to no end.
Drug commercials. Always show some old fuck bitching about his aches and pains and how he talked with his doctor. Then you see him hanging out with his family or going fishing or some other random, non sequitur shit.
Any of the education commercials on adult swim. You know it's a shit college if they advertise to all the nitwits (like me) on adult swim. Oooh, the University of Phoenix or Devry! Sounds sooo prestigious.
The Progressive commercials also blow massive, bloody vessely, dark cock. They're not funny. The only good commercial is [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxaoaPZ9KOI]this one[/url] because I think the chunky, redhead is kind of cute.
[QUOTE=cqbcat;25885615]Drug commercials. Always show some old fuck bitching about his aches and pains and how he talked with his doctor. Then you see him hanging out with his family or going fishing or some other random, no sequitur shit.[/QUOTE]
the worst is when the list of side effects is more than half the commercial
YOU DONT WANNA GET
DIRTY IN YOUR BASEMENT DO YoU
"Help I've fallen and I can't get up!" "Every senior citizen needs life alert."
Those Microsoft commercials a while back. "IM A PEECEE" "IMMA PEECEE TOO!" A shitty response to clever commercials by Apple.
Those Mormon ads. I'm a doctor, and I play football, and I like potatoes, and I'm a Mormon.
For about a year, when I was 10-11 or so, 60%+ of all the commercials I ever saw were Dodge commercials.
I still have nightmares....
[I]It's bigger in Texas, better in a Dodge![/I]
Super Deal Alert!
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I still have nightmares. :ohdear:
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;25885651]"Help I've fallen and I can't get up!" "Every senior citizen needs life alert."[/QUOTE]
I like those ones. They make me laugh.
[editline]6th November 2010[/editline]
Also I hate those target ads that start "It shouldn't be hard to make life easier..."
Yes it should, that's why we've spent thousands of years as a species doing just that.
Also those Slim Jim commercials that play on the escapist.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX0fIi3H-es[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbGw3A9Dg-Q&feature=related[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx4kDnVTS5w&feature=related[/media]
Fuck you JG Wentworth.
hi i'm ronni DOICHE
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCF3z-a1G9M[/media]
It's a motherfucking piccolo in the fucking music. God damn it.
[img]https://www.boscovs.com/wcsstore/boscovs/images/store/product/images/607067133sn011106.jpg[/img]
It's a fucking robe you wear backwards. Quit making such a big deal about it.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_-9QFvhQWo[/media]
The bane of my life.
EDIT: Has anybody realised that this is EXACTLY what these businesses want us to do? This thread is like some advert producer's wet dream.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Np1XDRRsSM[/media]
A few years back, this god damned commerical came on at least twice every commercial break. At one point, I even memorized the entire commecial. It drove me fucking insane.
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;25887511]I like those ones. They make me laugh.
[editline]6th November 2010[/editline]
Also I hate those target ads that start "It shouldn't be hard to make life easier..."
Yes it should, that's why we've spent thousands of years as a species doing just that.
Also those Slim Jim commercials that play on the escapist.[/QUOTE]
Yep. It took us thousands and thousands of years just to make microwaves, air conditioners, and cars. Life is only easy and comfy because of all the lives that dies before, making it so.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdo3b0qAlTU[/media]
BEN HURRR!
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ-6clXHMEw[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL9WLeUi5tc[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvqzx1bA488&feature=related[/media]
my head hurts because of this advert, im sure most people agree aswell
[quote=doomkiwi;25887644][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx0fii3h-es[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbgw3a9dg-q&feature=related[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx4kdnvts5w&feature=related[/media]
fuck you jg wentworth.[/quote]
877 cash now.
All of them
All of them, as the user above me said.
[QUOTE=doomkiwi;25887644][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX0fIi3H-es[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbGw3A9Dg-Q&feature=related[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx4kDnVTS5w&feature=related[/media]
Fuck you JG Wentworth.[/QUOTE]
I have seen those ads so many times, I can sing along the whole opera one.
Those fucking lotion/shampoo commercials!
"But how do you get your skin/hair so smooth?"
"Oh, I just use *insert some bullshit here*"
Head on, apply directly to the forehead, head on, apply directly to the forehead, head on, apply directly to the forehead.
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