It seems as if every time I go to Wal-Mart it has old/depressed employees their and rednecks, hillbillies, screaming kids, and fat people on scooters. Every time I go their it's filled with weird people and while I was their today I saw a midget and this is second time I've ever seen one, and of course I also saw the annoying lady at the entrance asking people for a sticker. Any ways, share your Wal-Mart stories here.
The employees at my Wal-Mart are generally happy. So I've never really had any weird/bad experiences there.
Well actually, this one time I saw a Super Mario car parked outside.
Also one time at Wal-Mart some little kid was running after his little sister and tripped over the bucket full of water that holds the mop and he had mop water all over him and he was crying to his Mom because of it. It was so sad but funny.
I once tripped a shoplifter in wal-mart. He was hiding too much shit in his coat, looked blocky, flew everywhere when he fell.
One time me and my buddies were standing outside walmart raising money for cadets when some asshole decided to steal our donations box.
There was a guy who tried to sell me fruit snacks in the parking lot. When I left the store he was being put into a police car.
I've worked at a Subway inside of a Walmart, twice.
It's extremely annoying when Walmart customers walk into the Subway, ask me where such and such department is, then get angry when I tell them "I don't know/I'm not employed by Walmart"
I think walmart is where people go to die.
I walked through the entrance of a Wal-Mart one day while looking down at my phone to suddenly have a person slam into me full force. The collision caused our heads to knock together and it really fucking hurt. I was about to get up off the ground to yell at the guy when I noticed Wal-Mart staff had surrounded the guy. Turns out he was an escaping shop lifter who wasn't watching where he was going.
Other than that, no, my Wal-Mart experiences are very uneventful. In fact, I try to avoid Wal-Mart.
i got a good wal mart experience found $50 on the ground and nobody said it was theirs so i kept it
[QUOTE=Ermac20;36376867]i got a good wal mart experience found $50 on the ground and nobody said it was theirs so i kept it[/QUOTE]
I give credit to you for even asking around about it.
Wal-Mart were really good guys, that is, until the current CEO Stepped in, now its just a bunch of greedy asses IMO.
[QUOTE=PC_Paul;36376547]One time me and my buddies were standing outside walmart raising money for cadets when some asshole decided to steal our donations box.[/QUOTE]
canadian cadets? air cadet here.
Where I live, England It's called Asda. I haven't really had any crazy experiences in there, I really don't go often but every time I do I always just see degenerates from my High School walking round there or hanging round outside.
Me and my friend went there to pick up Gears of War 3 after midnight when it was released, expected there to be a load of people there to buy it but the whole place was just empty apart from some staff and one guy randomly buying a PS3 game. I got given the game and told to go and use the self service machines, the old lady fucked off somewhere and it was asking for staff permission to proceed because It's age rated 18, so I stood there waiting for ages for some staff to look at my ID and scan the machine for my damn game. I literally considered just walking out of there without paying for it since there was nobody around, but then someone ended up coming.
My Sister used to steal a lot of alcohol from there when she was around 14 - 15.
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;36376884]I give credit to you for even asking around about it.[/QUOTE]
im just that kind of person
Well, I've had a few awkward purchases there, like buying Pokemon cards.
I'm 18.
My mom was looking at some chips and bent over to grab some pringles. She sensed somebody standing next to her but she was trying to ignore him, eventually she looked over and this high homeless man was standing there, holding his penis in front of her.
she was so shocked she just left, came home, and cried. If I was there, I would have ripped his dick off in the bolt cutter section...
[editline]17th June 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Jetblack357;36376634]I think walmart is where people go to die.[/QUOTE]
No, that's K-Mart.
A few years ago, when I bought a shit HP printer, it was checked out fine but for some reason still set off the alarms.
I was standing in line, and this old man with a white beard, camouflage jacket, jeans and boots with a john deer hat (I shit you not, I live in west virginia, there are tons of stereotypical rednecks here) behind me complaining to his elderly wife about gays and how the chinese "have the right idea puttin' them in jail, 'cause they realize that homosexuality is linked to child rape". I believe it was started because he saw a hipster in another line. I didn't really feel like getting into a gay rights argument in wal mart.
Also, whenever I walk into a wal-mart, I always instantly feel depressed, for no particular reason. I just walk in, and "oh, guess I better get some potato chips like the fat fuck I am. Oh look, a depressed parent with a whiny child. Oh look, more rednecks."
Insert job experiences here, you say? Alrighty then.
Found 16 empty condom boxes while zoning clearance center once.
A man casually strolled out the garden center with 3 televisions.
A married 21 year old with three kids constantly tried to sex coworkers, including me.
We had a resident Wal-Mart hobo. Always showed up at night and stood outside the front doors while picking up used cigarette butts and smoking the remnants. Never talked to anybody but himself. I was taking a shit in one of the restroom stalls once and he came in and just stood in front of the mirror talking to himself. Sounded like an old fashioned boxing match narration..."Get'im in the pit, Johnny!"
And last but not least, any cashier will recognize that people don't believe their cards won't work and will continue to insist on trying to force it through. Happened to a nice old lady before I quit. That cute senior citizen attitude blew sky-fucking-high as she screamed at the managers for a problem with HER card, nothing that we could possibly control. She threw quite a rage, to the point where she ended up having an actual heart attack in the middle of the registers. Never saw her again.
it's hard for me to walk pass little kids because they always playing around & bump into me.
We drove our drug dealer to Wal-mart so he could get subway, a birthday cake, and some cheap ass balloons for his kids birthday in exchange for a dime. Other than that Wal-mart's in our state are usually just redneck gathering centers.
When I was like 12 found $200 on the floor of wallmart, turned it into the cashier.
A week later nobody claimed it so they let me keep it. to be 12 years old and have 200 fucking bucks I felt like a millionaire!
When she was little, my sister grabbed some woman's ass. My dad almost got blamed.
[QUOTE=Schmaaa;36377891]I was standing in line, and this old man with a white beard, camouflage jacket, jeans and boots with a john deer hat (I shit you not, I live in west virginia, there are tons of stereotypical rednecks here) behind me complaining to his elderly wife about gays and how the chinese "have the right idea puttin' them in jail, 'cause they realize that homosexuality is linked to child rape". I believe it was started because he saw a hipster in another line. I didn't really feel like getting into a gay rights argument in wal mart.
Also, whenever I walk into a wal-mart, I always instantly feel depressed, for no particular reason. I just walk in, and "oh, guess I better get some potato chips like the fat fuck I am. Oh look, a depressed parent with a whiny child. Oh look, more rednecks."[/QUOTE]
Even though I'm terrified of the people in Walmart, I don't find it depressing. I find it refreshing knowing that I'm not as screwed up and on top of that, the air conditioning and cheap things everywhere make me feel good.
K-Mart makes me want to kill myself.
[QUOTE=Mrs. Moon;36378211]K-Mart makes me want to kill myself.[/QUOTE]
K-mart is just like one big fucking garage sale. Everything is junk, and they charge you out the ass for it, same with Pamida.
i havent had any bad walmart experiences
the one i go to is generally full of nice people
lucky me
Is it me, or do the Wal-Mart greeters annoy anybody? Every time I go their some annoying old dude always says "Welcome to Wal-Marrrrrrrt" in a creepy old voice.
I saw some guy literally walk out with a 40' TV in their hands while the alarm was going off and the old Walmart greeter just looked at him and shrug his arm.
sadly we don't have Walmart here in the UK, but we have ASDA which is owned by WalMart, i was in once buying some lunch when i took the last packet of spicy nik naks, i walked off and heard a guy say "i wanted them nic naks, last packet"
i chuckled
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