Post your excuse for not going to work

[Limpet]

I need Monday off and to go back on Tuesday. I'm clearly not ill. Best I got so far is "I had a migrane."

FP got a better suggestion?

[Ordnas]

you are a lazybum

[Cureless]

I caught my dick in a cheese-grater, can't make it in today.

[Broryt]

Cuz i didnt go to work

[Wonky]

Go to work you lazy fuck, there are people who desperately need a job but can't get one.

[Hypernova]

-snip- I'm tired and not making sense.

[xeo xeo]

I had a foreign item inserted in my anus and needed the day off to have a doctor remove it.

No questions asked :smug:

[Bean-O]

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[Fatfatfatty]

Tell them you ate something bad and that you are puking all the time

[Cirtaboyz]

My mother is very sick.

[Limpet]

[QUOTE=OrDnAs;20434710]you are a lazybum[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Wonky;20434878]Go to work you lazy fuck, there are people who desperately need a job but can't get one.[/QUOTE]

Are you stupid? Lacking in imagination? A child?

For all you know I have an interview with a rival company and can't let my boss know. You've assumed I'm lazy and looking for a day off work to sit at home in my underwear fapping to furry porn. Please don't project your own desires onto me. Thankyou.

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So far I'm going with Beano's suggestion

[Dubeard]

My diabetes is acting up.

[deadshot]

I have to piss.

[Captain Obvious]

I'm sick.

[loophole]

my grandmother was throwing bananas at me.
kanye west interrupted me.
i worked to hard the previous day.
i was too busy trying to invent xbox 720.

[Aerkhan]

I have diarrea.

[Hypernova]

I quit 3 days ago.