Is getting cockblocked by a dog called "dog blocked" or "cock dogged"? - General

Having a discussion with my gf and we aren't sure which one it is.

I'll tell you which one it is momentarily

"momentarily" means "for a moment", as in "he stopped on the sidewalk momentarily to check his phone". The phrase you are looking for is "in a moment".

mods? whos this correcting me?

but the dog didn't fuck you he just interrupted i'd go with red rocket'd or pooch pooned [editline]23rd May 2017[/editline] don't call it cock dogged please

i dunno, i kinda like cockdogged because it sounds like hot dog

how exactly did the dog interrupt for context

never dog your mates

i cant believe arcnova is a dog fucker now facepunch is dead

Definitely dog blocked, because the dog blocked the cock.

woah woah woah hey now fellas let's not get hasty now

[QUOTE=Arc Nova;52267224]how exactly did the dog interrupt for context[/QUOTE] The missus was taking off her clothes and the fucking chihuahua zipped in between us, scurried under the blankets, and cuddled up to her. It was adorable so I wasn't mad but it sparked this conversation [editline]24th May 2017[/editline] we were lying down in bed

[QUOTE=KillRay;52267245]i cant believe arcnova is a dog fucker now facepunch is dead[/QUOTE] The hell do you mean now? This isn't new info tbh.

i fought against the dogfucking threat and this is how you repay me [img]http://orig13.deviantart.net/5078/f/2009/349/6/5/arc_nova_reference_by_kaceym.jpg[/img] does this look like the body of a dogfucker to you [editline]23rd May 2017[/editline] [QUOTE=JasonChang55;52267387]The missus was taking off her clothes and the fucking chihuahua zipped in between us, scurried under the blankets, and cuddled up to her. It was adorable so I wasn't mad but it sparked this conversation [editline]24th May 2017[/editline] we were lying down in bed[/QUOTE] totally dogblocked

[QUOTE=Arc Nova;52267433]i fought against the dogfucking threat and this is how you repay me [img]http://orig13.deviantart.net/5078/f/2009/349/6/5/arc_nova_reference_by_kaceym.jpg[/img] does this look like the body of a dogfucker to you [editline]23rd May 2017[/editline] totally dogblocked[/QUOTE] But is it dogblocked or cockdogged?

dogblocked please stop saying cockdogged

[QUOTE=Kalan Yamato;52267291]Definitely dog blocked, because the dog blocked the cock.[/QUOTE] Wait no but cock blocked is when your cock is blocked, so dog blocked is when your dog is blocked. [editline]24th May 2017[/editline] I think I shall just call it "Red-Rocket Blocked".

i call it an opportunity for a three way

[QUOTE=Pat.Lithium;52267905]i call it an opportunity for a three way[/QUOTE] [IMG]https://facepunch.com/image.php?u=250902[/IMG] :thinking:

[QUOTE=Pat.Lithium;52267905]i call it an opportunity for a three way[/QUOTE] so does arc nova

[QUOTE=Headhumpy;52267138]"momentarily" means "for a moment", as in "he stopped on the sidewalk momentarily to check his phone". The phrase you are looking for is "in a moment".[/QUOTE] neil degrasse tyson has been browsing this forum the whole fuckin time and we didn't even know it

Hound Hindered

I think it's called being knotted.

this raises another question; is it baloney or bologna?

[QUOTE=Headhumpy;52267138]"momentarily" means "for a moment", as in "he stopped on the sidewalk momentarily to check his phone". The phrase you are looking for is "in a moment".[/QUOTE] I can't tell if people are rating this useful because it is, or because they think I'm being a tool

Woofie Walled.

dogballed

I think the real term here is "illegal"

-no you know what fuck that I'm snipping-