I'm currently working as a sailing instructor at a sailing club. My supervisor like to pull jokes on their workers, and usually when someone has just started working there or is at their last day, they'll be thrown in the sea. Now, I've seen how they usually pull off the last-day sea-throw. They invite the victim on a boat trip, where one of them throws them overboard, and if they decline the invitation, they'll just be picked up and thrown off the harbor.
My last day at the sailing club is the 29th of July, which is a Friday.
I know I'll be thrown out, and I'm not afraid to go in the sea. What I need is a plan to make it memorable, like dragging one of the supervisors with me.
Any suggestions on what to do?
No, I'm looking forward to it.
I just want to do something memorable, like I said in OP.
Cover yourself in caesium so you explode on contact with the water, that'll scare them shitless.
Grab onto one of the instructor and TRY to do a back flip.
[QUOTE=Nerts;31227338]Cover yourself in caesium so you explode on contact with the water, that'll scare them shitless.[/QUOTE]
Oh do this! Fucking do it!
putt super glue on your clothes so when they try to throw you, thell be stuck and fall in aswell, but when you hit the water the super glue will disolve so you can both come back to land unharmed, also i would advise not bringing your phone that day.
[QUOTE=absolalone111;31229125]putt super glue on your clothes so when they try to throw you, thell be stuck and fall in aswell, but when you hit the water the super glue will disolve so you can both come back to land unharmed, also i would advise not bringing your phone that day.[/QUOTE]
Yeah they wont suspect anything when your clothes are all gooey and shiny :v:
[QUOTE=Str4fe;31229734]Yeah they wont suspect anything when your clothes are all gooey and shiny :v:[/QUOTE]
Touche, exept, he knows how they throw them in, so he knows how they grab them, so he goes to the toilets and puts some glue on in the places they grab, so we wont look all glossy for long, just a few minutes before the grabbing
Super glue doesn't glue instantly any way.
I'm going with the cesium powder in the pockets.
Before they throw you, bend him over and put it in his anus. Works every time.
Hire someone who looks like you to replace you, but then when everyone is looking overboard push your superiors off the boat and say "Mindfreak"
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