How to clean up a wet,shitty floor with 4 wet towels?

[YourFriendJoe]

My shit clogged up the fucking toilet and now most of it went down, but the water and some specks of shit are on the floor and the 4 towels I have are all wet but the floor is still dirty. Normally I wouldn't go to a forum site for this, but my family will be home soon and my crisis is just getting worse by the minute.

[Bound]

spray 409 or some other cleaning nonbleaching formula on it, rub it with more towels, vacuum it after you've cleaned up most of the moisture, repeat

[[Seed Eater]]

...paper towels, maybe?

[Digimutant]

Get a mop and a bucket.

[666]

use your hair

[YourFriendJoe]

*Have no paper towels
*don't think vacuums work on plastic flooring
*no mop or bucket, I'm currently staying with my mother

I have most of the floor clean, although I really just used towels to clean it up then I sprayed it with antibacterial scrub and febreeze.

[John Egbert]

Oh shit, that sucks. Hmm, I would get rubber gloves or something and pick up the shit globules. Then just wipe the water up with some napkins/paper towels. If possible, wring some water out of the towels and use a hairdryer to dry the towels fast. If they're dry enough, use those and wipe everything up. Who knows, the floor might end up even cleaner than before!

Good luck!

Maybe post a picture to give us a better idea, too.

[YourFriendJoe]

[QUOTE=John Egbert;35373510]Oh shit, that sucks. Hmm, I would get rubber gloves or something and pick up the shit globules. Then just wipe the water up with some napkins/paper towels. If possible, wring some water out of the towels and use a hairdryer to dry the towels fast. If they're dry enough, use those and wipe everything up. Who knows, the floor might end up even cleaner than before!

Good luck!

Maybe post a picture to give us a better idea, too.[/QUOTE]
I wish I could, but I already lost one camera in a similar experience involving piss. And my mom carries her hairdryer in her purse.

[Staneh]

You could just tell your parents that you took a big boy shit and that it went over the edge.

[mike]

wring the towels out more

[The Anarchist]

[QUOTE=Staneh;35373621]You could just tell your parents that you took a big boy shit and that it went over the edge.[/QUOTE]

This, precisely.

[pr00ch]

Don't you have any wipes, or something similar?

Theres got to me something.

[titopei]

We have mouths for a reason.

[RyanH]

Roll in it, Your clothes will absorb the shitty water.

[YourFriendJoe]

Alright thanks for all the ideas. I cleaned it up (the majority) of what you guys reccomended. And now I'm going to take a shower, because I thought the floor was clean, so I rolled around in it like Ryan suggested.