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Enter a Primary and Secondary Subject, If its hilarious Post your Results.
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POST A SENTENCE
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this will randomly create sentences, post funny results
EXAMPLES;
The impractical queen slides beside Tickle Montser. Tickle Montser spins a classified comfort. The retired neck rests the tale outside the much fudge. Ball Butt curtains Tickle Montser throughout her monster. A decent parrot bars the scotch.
Every rash undertakes my par lark near the rail.
The democratic trolley points out Mr. Buttersworth. Fred bows a triple motto underneath a celebrated pocket. Fred pains the drunk override around the assistance. The paranoia dictates. Will Mr. Buttersworth withdraw? Mr. Buttersworth copyrights the answer.
An interfering defense wants the coffee.
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IF YOUR SUPER RANDOM LIKE ME, JUST CREATE YOUR RANDOM ASS PARAGRAPHS
The Fuzzy bird sat down next to a gay banana and the gay banana had kids. 3 days later. Red bandana? Fred ate him, noooooo! Pass the salt to the fuzzy bird, so he can armjest the banananana.MIND FUCK!
THE CHRONICLES OF PENIS MAN AND CAPTAIN CUNT
ACT 1
Penis Man swore to protect the galaxy from evils, and women. But one day there was.. woman. Fuck you said Penis Man to the women. The women cried tears of soggy skittles. NOOOOOOOO. Captain Cunt was not going to let Penis Man terrify the Women, So Captain Cunt declared a game of...thats right, Ultimate Strip Checkers. "You are going to die Penis", Said Cunt. "Not if I have anything to cum by," Said Penis. 99 red baloons? NO 98 RED BALOONS. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE SAID THE WOMEN. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ACT 2 *GENERATED*
Penis Man crawls in the moan. The reward companions the smooth delight above the player. Captain Cunt hurts Penis Man against the encouraged mechanism. Can Penis Man strain the kind tongue? An island jacks the branded tile on top of the slice. Penis Man reckons Captain Cunt outside the crashing devil. The mother fishes below the quits female. The arena ruins Captain Cunt. Penis Man deprives Captain Cunt beneath the involved reign.
ACT 3 *GENERATED*
When will Penis Man puzzle outside Captain Cunt? When can an anguish drink the artificial fundamentalist? Captain Cunt commands a search. The pole sustains Penis Man. Penis Man mandates a hit master. A sermon bows the shouted general.Captain Cunt warps Penis Man inside the horse. Captain Cunt dismisses another theorem behind the hopeful valley. The dominated leadership fumes in a leather. Penis Man cheats next to Captain Cunt. Penis Man arms Captain Cunt above a clause. Another gateway hardens under the historian.
ACT 4 *GENERATED*
Captain Cunt rebuilds the eminent moon below the murder. Your lowered civilian compensates Penis Man. Each forthcoming citizen permits Captain Cunt outside the pipeline. Captain Cunt prosecutes. How will Penis Man clog? The announced western ministers to Penis Man. Captain Cunt intervenes below Penis Man. Into the dirt withdraws a repetitive energy. Penis Man covers Captain Cunt. Captain Cunt crushes Penis Man. Throughout the weary music degenerates Penis Man.
ACT 5 *CONCLUSION*
Penis Man has Fallen and with bright night shall the serpent sleep. The eyes of the dead speak.. they speak chinese. It sounds like metal forks and spoons falling down the stairs. Captain Cunt rises to victory over the penis. As he stand on Penis man he gets wet and begins shout for joy!
THE END
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HERE ARE A LIST OF MY FAVORITE RANDOM WORDS AND PHRASES I HAVE CREATED
1.BALL SALMON
2.FISH SAW
3.FUCK SHIT
4.10 PIECE DICKNUGGET
5.POOPY MC POOPERS
6.FUCKLES
7.TICKLE MONSTER
8.BABY BITCH
9.FLOSS RAPTOR
10.I AM THE GOVNA OF CALIFLOWER, GET DOWN
11.DUSTY PICKLE
12.OBAMA BINLADEN
QUOTE OF THE DAY
9/22/10
"THE GARBAGE MAN ATE MY HOT POCKET!"
Are you really posting this stupid shit again?
"A white crisis covers butt hole in the cartridge. The battle reaches? Penis jumps inside her autumn. Penis manufactures the uncommon theft."
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