You know. That kid with New Mario, who had an uncle working at Nintendo and was related to George Lucas.
I knew some people like that.
- One had the Playstation 3 before the PS2 was out. He had an uncle who let him drink experimental soda from Pepsi.
- Another was rich and said he hid a lot of money in my room somewhere. He had a secret lab that he let me into but I had my mind blanked.
That's all I have, how about you?
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- Another was rich and said he hid a lot of money in my room somewhere. He had a secret lab that he let me into but I had my mind blanked.
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If he told the truth, but you had your mind blanked, you have no means to prove he was lying. :v:
Anyway, yeah i met a guy who said he had the PS4 prototype and that the graphics were better than Crysis.
This one kid said his uncle went to an island with dragons on it. I don't know if he was trying to shit me, or his uncle was shitting him.
Guy told me over steam he found 2 ounces on the train. I called his bluff. because no-one would carry 2 ounces on public transport.
My friend on Steam is such a bullshitter. He says he works for Ubisoft and EA (I think those were the ones) as a tester. He says he has a girlfriend ([B]IMPOSSIBLE[/B]).
He says he has a PS3, a 360, he may have said he has a Wii. But of course he defends the 360 all the way. When I ask him to describe the sound that plays when you start the PS3 (I was trying to see how much bullshit he was speaking) he was unable to describe it... because he'd never heard it.
The sound is orchestraic. He could only say "annoying", which makes it further obvious that he's bullshitting- he has to inject an insult into EVERYTHING.
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[QUOTE=Elecbullet;16870624]My friend on Steam is such a bullshitter. He says he works for Ubisoft and EA (I think those were the ones) as a tester. He says he has a girlfriend ([B]IMPOSSIBLE[/B]).
He says he has a PS3, a 360, he may have said he has a Wii. But of course he defends the 360 all the way. When I ask him to describe the sound that plays when you start the PS3 (I was trying to see how much bullshit he was speaking) he was unable to describe it... because he'd never heard it.
The sound is orchestraic. He could only say "annoying", which makes it further obvious that he's bullshitting- he has to inject an insult into EVERYTHING.
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Man, I have a ps3 and I don't even know what sound that piece of shit makes when it starts up.
I know a guy who once said he made his computer a dual core by soldering 2 CPUs together with wires :downs:
He also said he once dived down 2KM and saw glowing fish.
And he used to be able to ollie over a shopping trolley/cart (this guy is not athletic in anyway at all).
He's said man stupid things over the years, unfortunately that's all I can seem to remember.
Nobody believes me when I say that I am a direct descendant of Johnny Gruelle, the creator of Raggedy Ann and Andy. We share the same last name and everything. :frown:
This kid said he got Halo 5 from China, a month after Halo 2 was released.
It's a shit game anyway.
A friend of mine on Steam says he is 36 years old. He doesn't even know how popular Ghostbusters was and he is disgusted by porn, even saying that he doesn't know why everyone likes it so much
Judging by his spelling and grammar, he can't be over 9
Oh, and he has to constantly go AFK because his mom is always calling for him
[QUOTE=anklyne;16870947]I know a guy who once said he made his computer a dual core by soldering 2 CPUs together with wires :downs:
He also said he once dived down 2KM and saw glowing fish.
And he used to be able to ollie over a shopping trolley/cart (this guy is not athletic in anyway at all).
He's said man stupid things over the years, unfortunately that's all I can seem to remember.[/QUOTE]
Rate me clocks because I'm late, but remember when the Nintendo DS was [b]announced[/b] several years ago? The same guy said to you and me that his brother picked one up in Japan. We said it wasn't released yet, and that it had only just been unveiled, but he maintained that his brother owned one.
Then, when we asked to see the DS, he said that it wasn't actually a DS, but that his brother was swindled by a dodgy salesman, and that his brother bought the plastic shell of a Game Boy Advance SP with duct tape across the middle to split the screen into two (no shit he really did say that). When we asked to at least see that, he said his brother had 'just thrown it away that morning'.
He also said he has 12 hdds in his computer and hotswaps between them.
He also says he ran two mainboards in parallel and that he acccomplished this with 'a lot of wires'.
He also says his Celeron D (which, contrary to some belief, is [b]not[/b] dual core) is dual core, but he had to buy the second core off his brother, and 'core' it together himself, which is now faster than his brother's Pentium 4.
He also told me that to overclock you need to 'shorten the wires'.
He also said he pirated Portal and played it on his laptop. FYI: His laptop is archaic; it's grey and boxy, and it runs Windows 95. He brandishes it like a status symbol, because Retro is chic or something like that. Anyway, this laptop has a hard enough time opening Windows Explorer, but apparently he can pirate Portal and play it on his laptop. He assures me he does have a graphics card, but he wasn't very specific about the card's specs or details. I ask how he can possibly play a 2007 game on a 1990-era laptop, he says he 'disabled a lot of the graphic card's safeguards'.
He also told me, years and years ago, that he wrote viruses using C++ and would let them roam around on his computer or something like that, and that there were books in our school's library on how to write viruses.
He's said so much more than that, though...
This one time this kid said "I didn't eat the cookies!" but...he did..I know it.
I knew this one kid who was an absolute dumbshit, he was asking me and my friends for answers on the CAHSEE. If anyone has taken the California High school Exit Exam, you'll know a retard could pass it. On top of that he's very unclean and has a weird smell. He claimed that he has a fleet of Bentlys and other cars. And once he went up to me and my friends and said that he got sponsored. By who or for what he did not tell us. I think it was the Hooked on Phonex people. Although me and my friends were kind of weirded out when he came to school in a 350z. We're surprised he hasn't wrapped it around some pole.
My friend had a Nintendo 84 at his grandmothers house. And his basement was filled with all the LEGO there is. But he didn't let me go down there.
So I confronted his parents when he was with me, and they told me that he lied.
awesome
[QUOTE=Gurant;18509361]My friend had a Nintendo 84 at his grandmothers house. And his basement was filled with all the LEGO there is. But he didn't let me go down there.
So I confronted his parents when he was with me, and they told me that he lied.
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You Go Gurant
I used to know a compulsive liar at primary school. He once told me that he had 3 uncles and 1 worked at nintendo, 1 at sony and 1 at sega (showing you how long ago this was).
I also knew someone in high school who told me he got on a double decker bus back from morden tube station while drunk. He went to the top deck and there were these black gangsta types, and apparently he started talking to them. He said he started shouting out 'nigger' and 'coon' really loud and everyone on the top deck was so disgusted they all got off the bus (even the gangstas)
A Kid said he had a yu-gi-oh projector (like in the anime/tv series) but his mom couldnt let anyone in the house.
Maybe someone will appreciate this. I've been friends with this dude for about 9 or so years. Around the time we were about 13 he shows me a scar no bigger than half an inch as well as another scar straight up and down his sternum about 6 inches long. He claims he was shot almost point blank in a 711. We're 22 now and he's kept up the lie for so long he just cant let it go. It's half the reason hes still my friend, the shits hilarious, especially when you call him on it. Over the years the setting and story has changed every time he says it. He seems to forget about the time we all saw his limbs swell up from some heart condition that he had and already told us about and that he had surgery for.
This kid at school told me about how his PC draws so much power it causes the wiring in his [$22mil] house to catch on fire and the fuse was so massive it costs $400 to replace every time. He also can't run his liquid helium cooling system too long because it could cause an explosion. His motherboard caught on fire because his four 4890's were too hot.
When you have to lie about your computer to impress people, you've hit rock bottom.
A kid in my school had SO many different stories. Let me see what I can remember.
1.) He is a famous rapper, signed by the same label as Eminem under Jay-Z
2.) He is touring in Japan right now, and then he starts his US tour
3.) He was shot 5 times in a drive-by, and he died. He was taken to the hospital by his friend who was also shot, and they revived him.
4.) One day he came into school and had a sling on his left arm. By the end of the day it was on his right arm instead. He says he got shot in the arm. The next day it was gone and he said the doctors fixed him with a new surgery. No scar, lucky bastard.
5.) He has an X-box 360, a ps3, and a wii, and he's getting a PS4. He's got the hook-ups yo.
6.) He owns a galant mitsubishi, but it's in California with all of his other cars. Another kid saw it on his myspace and googled it. Second picture just happened to be the same one.
There are so many more. I will post more when I remember them.
This is a picture of him:
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I told a kid we had dank bud, and it was real sticky and had crystals on it. He said he once had some bud that was so "sticky" that it literally stuck to the wall. I lol'd.
a kid at my school said he went to a drive through at mcdonalds and ordered food and when they gave it to them they said "fucking indians" and he said his dad through the food in the lady face and whent to burger king and left there burger kind there and he said they left a note that said fuck you.....
A kid at my school said that he owns 3 businesses and they are successful.
The next month when I questioned him about it, he said that they went out of business.
[QUOTE=BrettJay;18508489]Rate me clocks because I'm late...[/QUOTE]
Ah, excellent.
Also rated clock as per request.
A kid in my class who is in the state baseball team (australia) told me his mum made him eat a bucket of cold oysters
We stopped calling ours an idiot and just call him Fat Head. Goddamn some of the bullshit he spouts makes me want to pull my own hair out. Like a week ago he said he just saw gameplay screenshots of elder scrolls 5. Today he would non stop ask my friend what date left 4 dead 2 gets released.
Ok I have the perfect story for this thread. It´s not really about "that kid", but more like "that man", which makes it even more stupid. He was working at the same place as I one summer and he had stories about almost everything. He normally worked as a taxidriver but had been caught for speeding (that is what he said anyway, although we believed it was because of drunk driving), and during the time we worked together he managed to come up with these stories:
1. He owned the watch of one of our contrys greatest F1-drivers.
2. He said he had been allowed to keep 2 expensive videocameras that had been left in his taxi.
3. He had been bitten by 20 poisonous snakes, at the same time.
4. He was a demolitions expert.
5. He had been in Switzerland building bridges.
6. One time he was out partying with celebrities, and they wasted 10000€ in one night.
He also knew alot of famous people, and the list of his jobs went on forewer. I don´t know what he was trying to achieve with all those lies, but it just made him look like an idiot. He wasn´t a really good worker either. And if I would have been as succesfull as this guy claimed to be, then I surely would have chosen another workplace (which was a greenhouse btw).
Guy I knew years ago claims he had a 'design your own game' game on the SEGA SATURN.
This kid told me that he made a P.E.T with megaman, And he would hook it up to computers and destroy viruses.
One kid, Alex, we'll call him. In 4th grade he said he was in the CIA, in the FBI, that he was abducted by aliens and his dog killed them, that he rode a 75 foot wave, that he owned a mansion and he would give $100,000 to anyone who wanted to live with him, and he also said that his dad was a writer for Yu-Gi-Oh
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