No bengays please.
[editline]15th November 2010[/editline]
I'm not falling for that again.
finger your asshole
Belt sander
Get laid.
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;26078094]finger your asshole[/QUOTE]
ya really, your prostate gland is in your pooper.
or if you are unwilling, push your balls up.
I tried to tie up my dick with a thin string to not let my cum go out, I did it and my cum was stuck in my dick, then it went all apeshit and my dick went black.
I was about to lose my dick.
Never again.
[QUOTE=Infected Vagina;26078184]I tried to tie up my dick with a thin string to not let my cum go out, I did it and my cum was stuck in my dick, then it went all apeshit and my dick went black.
I was about to lose my dick.
Never again.[/QUOTE]
Oh god that hurt to think about.
Showerhead on massage, kneel, place tip of dick in water, DO NOT WANK. you will die of euphoria.
[QUOTE=Infected Vagina;26078063]No bengays please.
[editline]15th November 2010[/editline]
I'm not falling for that again.[/QUOTE]
'again'?
attempt you stick your dick in your own pooper, then shit on it and eat it
some kid in my class put deep heat on his balls for a dare, tears were coming out of his eyes and you could smell him 5 desks away.
Anal stimulation works for some, grouping your balls with a hand for others etc.
Try weird places (forest, public pool toilets). For me, it was fun. :v:
Suck your own dick
Don't do it for a few weeks, and be astounded by unknown degrees of pleasure and sperm.
Or buy one of those egg-things from deal-extreme.
do it, dont discuss it on facepunch
Licking yourself.
Don't wank too much or you'll ruin sex.
Vibrator, god like.
Tell someone to text you back it's urgent. And that if you don't respond keep calling and texting. Set phone to vibrate and put down your trousers.
i like to go on facebook and jack off to girls i know or to rebellious' avatar
wax your wood faster and harder
stick an ear cleaning stick thing down your urethra
Flip hand. Point middle finger toward balls.
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