My computer thinks its a car... - General

Well. Have you ever had the time when the car wont work. So you need to do the ignition several times? Well. My computer does exactly that. [QUOTE] *Power on* *Power off* *Power on* *Power off* 5 min later *Power on* *Boot!* [/QUOTE]This is quite.... obscene.... Seriously. I know.... Lets make a poem! [QUOTE] On goes the computer, Off, Off, It can be loud as a Moth Moth And it can be warmer than some cappuchino Froth Froth Now im really pissed Off Off My computer thinks its a Car Car I think it will go Far Far.[/QUOTE]Yeah. I came third in a poem competition :woop: So. Make up a poem about some of the obscene things that have happened to any electrical equipment. Also. My computer is screwed. TL;DR Make a poem about wierd things that happened to you with technology. If this is in the wrong section (Somehow) Please move it. Thanks.

My processor sounds like a truck.

[QUOTE=yellowoboe;21170747]My processor sounds like a truck.[/QUOTE] Mine[QUOTE]Is as loud as a Moth Moth[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]There once was a laptop from Curry's That my Aunt had once bought in a hurry. It wouldn't switch on, the boot sector was gone! So I fixed it - no need to worry.[/QUOTE]A limerick of such an event.

[QUOTE=robowurmz;21170798]A limerick of such an event.[/QUOTE] Hahaha. Have a taco:taco:

[QUOTE=yellowoboe;21170747]My processor sounds like a truck.[/QUOTE] Fuck Fuck

My Toyota is like a clock. It never stops unless your remove the batteries. INCOMING DUMB RATINGS!

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;21171121]My Toyota is like a clock. It never stops unless your remove the batteries. INCOMING DUMB RATINGS![/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Make up a poem about some of the obscene things that have happened to any electrical equipment.[/QUOTE]Not a poem. This is a poem about your toyota My toyota is like a Clock Clock Its faster than the Flock Flock Its louder than heavy Rock Rock Like a clock, Tic Tock Tic Tock It fits the world, like a foot fits a Sock Sock Also rated [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/ads/rating/box.png[/IMG]

Mine does the SAME thing.

Here is mine of my computer: Push the button, On, On, Doesn't turn on....:Dawkins102: Needs a new power supply....

[QUOTE=yellowoboe;21170747]My processor sounds like a truck.[/QUOTE] I assume you mean the fan, seeing as the CPU can't emit any sounds itself.

[QUOTE=Rixxz2;21171588]I assume you mean the fan, seeing as the CPU can't emit any sounds itself.[/QUOTE] You don't know that.

My fan sounds like a jet turbine taking off with a million tiny chickens inside the fanblades

My car always starts. So likewise, my computers always start. Though my Dell Dimension 2400 sounds like a jet first starting its engines. Not until you get to the Windows XP desktop does it get up to speed.

My computer is like my cock. Its big, its fast, it rocks. I can logon at night without a care. Because i know it wont wake anyone anywhere. My poems suck, yes i know. But atleast my comp is not slow. If my computer was a human being it would be chuck norris. something... something... something... then something that rhymes with chuck norris.

My computer is noisy like shit everybody thinks I have a table fan when they enter my room Also I am as good at making poems as shit.

My computer sounds like Frank Sinatra.

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