After much confrontation with my parents I decided to become a Pokemon trainer. I know its a little late for my age(17) but I really want to do it. I am a native of the Hoenne region and I live in Foretree City. I was inspired by the town's gym leader Winona Ryder. My starter Pokemon will be a Castform. I think I will head west to Mauville City and on my way I will train my Castform along the way. I suggest that the rest of you do the same and follow your own path. I will now embark on my journey and will give FP updates. Thank you.
Watch out for PETA
Sir yes sir
No.
Go to your room.
set your fucking clock
Save up for a bicycle they are Very handy for getting around, they also come with epic music built in.
Sooo, you're going to make animal fight, confine them in small balls and capture really rare animal, just to keep them for yourself... Uh?
Like a mexican poacher?
Exactly
And remember, there are only 151 good ones out there, the rest suck
Get a Bulbasaur and teach it vine-whip, then use that for... :q:
Remember, it's a perfectly safe idea to thwart evil mafia-like groups that want to summon monsters of mass destruction that will enslave/destroy the world. They never have guns, only Pokemon, and they always play by the rules. Besides, they're usually hilariously inept anyway!
Watch out though, If you lose in a battle you might black out for no apparent reason.
Remember to destroy a girl's bike and make an asian gym leader follow you
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Also everyone beyond 151 is a mutant
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Also remember that pokeballs that you find on the streets are everything but pokeballs
I am a Mid-Experienced trainer.
My Starter is Charmander but he evolved into a Charmeleon, And learned Metal Claw.
Metal claw has led me to win many-a-battle, But I live in Sinnoh.
I would have loved to meet you and battle, But we could head to the pokemon center and Go to the Union Room for a private match, Or head to that Wi-Fi Carnival thing that I forget the name of.
Sound like a plan?
A castform? First thing's first, stop by your local professor and get a starter.
But he should come to you in your sleep to see if your a boy or a girl anyways, so no point in going to him.
[B]Tell me your gender. [I][U]NOW.[/U][/I][/B]
Bring a gun.
For god's sake bring a gun with you, you'll goddamn need it.
Also, watch out for people randomly spinning around in the middle of the road.
[b][u]They want to fight you.[/u][/b]
Watch out for tall grass. It may look safe but if you walk around in it, Pokemon will magically appear in front of you and fight you.
Also, go inside random peoples' houses; they do not mind at all.
[QUOTE=Dukov Traboski;22495664]And remember, there are only 151 good ones out there, the rest suck[/QUOTE]
Probably true but that doesn't necessarily mean the 'good' 151 are the same as the first 151.
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Catch all of these, you'll be known as the person who did a great favor for mankind
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[b]So you want to be a Pokemon Trainer, is that right? First, what is your name?
[u]S N I P E R[/u]
Right! So your name is SNIPER!
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This is my Grandson. He's been your rival since you were a baby.
...Erm, what is his name again?
[u]B L U E[/u]
That's right! I remember now! His name is BLUE!
SNIPER! Your very own Pokemon legend is about to unfold!
A world of dreams and adventures with Pokemon awaits! Let's go![/b]
just remember, you've got to buy them all!!!
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fuck misty for me
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