Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum

[Ashtiel]

I'm not really Vietnamese.

[TheNickle]

I don't tell anyone I go on forums besides my friends.
If I told my family, they'd be like "don't talk to strangers!" which would make me feel like I'm a five year old again.

[Kaelan Frey]

I can't think of anything to post in this thread.

[HWECQI]

I'm slippery when wet

[Oizen]

I watch anime.

[absolalone111]

my grandmother sucked my dick and i didnt cum

[Davidn64]

I'm bisexual

[Hamsteronfire]

I have a love/hate relationship with this place and its users

[fritzel]

I like tits.

[the tee]

When I'm alone I always pretend I have a gun like in FPS.

[SentientToilet]

[QUOTE=the tee;46903914]When I'm alone I always pretend I have a gun like in FPS.[/QUOTE]

I like to pretend I'm an actor, and go around the house improvising dialogue :v:

[meanwhile]

[QUOTE=the tee;46903914]When I'm alone I always pretend I have a gun like in FPS.[/QUOTE]

Oh, thank god I'm not the only one.

[GordonTS]

sometimes I touch my weiner.

but don't tell my parents

[justinx931]

I think about all my life choices up to this moment and cry in a corner.

[RzDat]

I lip-sync my own thoughts. Even when there's people around. :v:

Also this
[QUOTE=the tee;46903914]When I'm alone I always pretend I have a gun like in FPS.[/QUOTE]

[CheezMan]

I pretend that I am a host talking to a small audience when i'm alone sometimes.

[Davidn64]

[QUOTE=the tee;46903914]When I'm alone I always pretend I have a gun like in FPS.[/QUOTE]

I use my remote as a shotgun.

yes.

[Brandy92]

When cooking I sometimes pretend I'm a TV chef with an audience...

[mikester112]

When I'm alone I shadowbox even though I know absolutely nothing about boxing.

[Cabbage]

I rarely seed my torrents

[Brandy92]

[QUOTE=Cabbage;46904325]I rarely seed my torrents[/QUOTE]

So that's why Ubuntu took forever to download today.

:|

[xxfalconxx]

When I drive alone in my car, I improvise being the entire crew from star trek on the enterprise.

[Banshee Friend]

I'm an alcoholic

[meanwhile]

When nobody's home, I do combat rolls around the house, and I find myself checking around corners.

I really need help.

[cat ass]

when i'm alone i cut my wrists and cry myself to sleep

[Gar92]

I sing Phil Collins in the shower in the mornings going to work :dance:

[IMG]http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31500000/Phil-Collins-Live-phil-collins-31529481-339-430.jpg[/IMG]

[AssFantastic]

I love to sing and cry when I'm home alone.

[inaba]

[QUOTE=Brandy92;46904232]When cooking I sometimes pretend I'm a TV chef with an audience...[/QUOTE]

I do this too, but with terrible accents and dialects.

[Dr. Ocsid]

[QUOTE=TheDrunkenOne;46903996]I like to pretend I'm an actor, and go around the house improvising dialogue :v:[/QUOTE]
Oh jeez, I do this too. It's gotten to the point where I actually have a mental list of "scenarios" that I act out.

Hey, at least it gives potential practice for if I ever decide to become an actor.

[gary spivey]

[QUOTE=Cabbage;46904325]I rarely seed my torrents[/QUOTE]

I don't know how to seed, and I don't care enough to find out