The only rule is that the game has to be playable. Mine would be a game where you fall into a 20 year coma. The game is in real time with no pauses, saves, checkpoints,etc. and you have to press a button every 4 seconds for you to breath.
Mine would about a group of marines who are lost on a distant planet and must fight splitting aliens that run at you and CoD like soldiers, with bad AI annoying teammates and a shitty plot. Wait, this game was already created
it's world war 2, and you're a jewish captive in Auschwitz.
watch your loved ones get beaten and murdered before you, while doing quick time event labor!
not to mention the multi-npc escort quests that involve tapping the a button repeatedly to run through snow, and if you even slow down a bit, you get shot and have to restart the game!
Math Blaster except always online and with on disk dlc.
[QUOTE=Ian;40589469]it's world war 2, and you're a jewish captive in Auschwitz.
watch your loved ones get beaten and murdered before you, while doing quick time event labor!
not to mention the multi-npc escort quests that involve tapping the a button repeatedly to run through snow, and if you even slow down a bit, you get shot and have to restart the game![/QUOTE]
That would probably get a shit ton of popularity just from controversial value.
Published by EA, has always-online DRM.
Nothing else matters.
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All you do is climb onto people's roofs, then you're treated to a cutscenes where the protagonist stabs herself and shouts the lyrics to " Everybody Wants to Rule the World" in Mandarin Chinese, with close to no rhythm.
And it's just that, over and over again.
Desert bus 2
Newer Super Mario Bros Sunshine Kart Wii 2 HD
It's a strenuous adventure game about the OP coming out of the closet. Cause he's a faggot.
A simulator where you watch somebody else play a game.
You try to get as much genital herpes as you can. Fuck people, rub your dick against fire hydrants, whatever. Just get herpes.
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;40589677]All you do is climb onto people's roofs, then you're treated to a cutscenes where the protagonist stabs herself and shouts the lyrics to " Everybody Wants to Rule the World" in Mandarin Chinese, with close to no rhythm.
And it's just that, over and over again.[/QUOTE]
So Mirror's Edge -4?
Facepunch: the Game.
It's where you control a character sitting at his computer. You must hit certain combos to breathe through your gas mask, blink, adjust your fedora, scroll, and over 2000 more mundane tasks. Minimum combo length is 4 buttons, and you can do up to 10 at once!
[QUOTE=Katska;40590580]A simulator where you watch somebody else play a game.[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;-yoet1Ngllw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yoet1Ngllw‎[/video]
[video=youtube;40VCeRjfrI0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40VCeRjfrI0[/video]
A game where you are some nerd with a tool for opening boxes, but doesn't seem to know how to open them right. One of the enemies is the Flood.
competitive third person shooter
Something like this
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHEwh4iBBFE[/media]
[QUOTE=Katska;40590580]A simulator where you watch somebody else play a game.[/QUOTE]
That's called a Let's Play.
[QUOTE=raspberri;40590376]Newer Super Mario Bros Sunshine Kart Wii 2 HD[/QUOTE]
The sequel = Newest Super Mario Bros Galaxy Tennis Wii-U 3 HD
Drm
Ok, so the intro camera fades into an empty room.
A second later, it cuts to black and the credits scroll by.
A game where you save a princess without jumping or fighting, but with math problems and TMZ questions.
A game where you have to collect notes scattered around in a dark low poly forrest, oh and some dude is trying to chase you.
Oh wait..
[URL="http://www.gamemakergames.com/archive/awesome-battle"]Anything made by keysle.[/URL]
The Big Bang theory game. You are the Sheldon where you just say Zimbabwe, bazinga or whatever.
Depression simulator
You sit in a bed, cry, and drink excessive amounts of alcohol in a darkened room, and you have to press a button every few seconds to take another drink. The game ends when you die of alcohol poisoning.
Swat the video game.
Only instead of breaching and clearing and getting into tactical shooting scenarios you're that one dude who has to escort the victims out of the danger zone. And evey fucking misson there's always a bunch of dudes the fucking scouts left behind.
And there's a sewer level and a sky level and an underwater level. And the game play is absed around quick time events.
A platformer where it costs you 40 dollars to buy a dlc that moves you forward by one inch, oh and you have to buy the dlc over and over again if you want to move another inch
Here you go.
[IMG]http://www.nesfiles.com/NES/Dr_Jekyll_and_Mr_Hyde/Dr_Jekyll_and_Mr_Hyde_cart.jpg[/IMG]
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